Xeon
January 11th, 2003, 07:16 AM
Needless to say, you folks know who I voted for, right? :)
U can visit her web page at : http://www.avril-lavigne.com
U can visit her web page at : http://www.avril-lavigne.com
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Click to See Complete Forum and Search --> : Who's the coolest and prettiest female celebrity? Xeon January 11th, 2003, 07:16 AM Needless to say, you folks know who I voted for, right? :) U can visit her web page at : http://www.avril-lavigne.com Simon666 January 11th, 2003, 02:24 PM Originally posted by Xeon Needless to say, you folks know who I voted for, right? :) U can visit her web page at : http://www.avril-lavigne.com You pretend to be a real man? You forgot to include our codeguru celebrities marina and irona. :D Britney Spears: Too dumb and probably can't sing without a voice computer. Christina Aguilera: Positive : she is smarter: knows sex sells. Negative : she is cheaper: uses sex to sell. Shakira: She doesn't sing without a computer while she really, really should. Maybe even the NSA doesn't have a computer powerful enough to improve her voice. :D Jennifer Lopez: Do you really believe she knows where she is from? Two words: nouveau riche. Victoria Beckham: Can a person be more snobistic? She also has no talent whatsoever and can't sing that good either. Mandy Moore: Benefit of the doubt. Looks real nice and don't know much about her. She's younger and prettier than Kylie. Avril Lavigne: Looks like a dwarf who employs a make-up artist with suicidal tendancies. Although not known about, she is probably as fake as the rest. Kylie Minogue: She can sing, has had a number of hits over a number of years, she looks pretty and has no serious attitude problems that I've heard of. filthy_mcnasty January 11th, 2003, 05:35 PM *gasp!* how could you leave out natalie portman? Xeon January 11th, 2003, 07:56 PM Rubbish, Simon! :p Britney Spears: Too dumb and probably can't sing without a voice computer. Correction : She's the most artificial of the lot. Tries to act pretty, cool, hip and sexy. But she doesn't seem to have any real sex appeal. Just plain common and such. :rolleyes: Christina Aguilera: Positive : she is smarter: knows sex sells. Negative : she is cheaper: uses sex to sell. True, but she dresses up like a hooker everytime. She's not pretty, and worse still, her fashion sense is worse than a beggar. At least a beggar's clothes is still considered as clothes. This **** mix all sort of clothes from all over the world into one style and this sucks. Try to be trendy and special, eh? :rolleyes: Shakira: She doesn't sing without a computer while she really, really should. Maybe even the NSA doesn't have a computer powerful enough to improve her voice. I dunno about her voice, but as long as the **** is pretty, who cares? Just like Avril. Her songs probably sucks, but as long as she's cool, that's all that matters. Forget about the songs. The **** matter more. :cool: Jennifer Lopez: Do you really believe she knows where she is from? Two words: nouveau riche. Nice figure, nice assets. She looks really hot and erotic and pretty and cute in the movie "Enough", Her songs probably sucks too, but that's not important. Victoria Beckham: Can a person be more snobistic? She also has no talent whatsoever and can't sing that good either. A visual illustration(real-world example) of a skeleton. I don't need to comment more on this. She used to be pretty and cute, though.:rolleyes: Mandy Moore: Benefit of the doubt. Looks real nice and don't know much about her. She's younger and prettier than Kylie. Crazy! She's kinda...ummm...not that popular or cool, but she's pretty. If she applies for a model in some US company, she is gonna get accepted. :cool: Kylie Minogue: She can sing, has had a number of hits over a number of years, she looks pretty and has no serious attitude problems that I've heard of.[/b[ The No.1 top female singer in Australia. She's really short and petite(worse than me), and she's not that pretty. But yes. She has no serious attitude problem. [b]Natalie Portman: Sorry, McNasty pal! I didn't mean to leave your **** outta the poll. :) But I never thought of that in the first place. :) Irona: Yes, she is a female celebrity, but now we're talking about singers! When there's more gurls in Codeguru, I would start a poll on who's the most wonderful Codeguru female. Marina: Marina is an on/off Codeguru female celebrity. Unless she participates often, my magazine(XeonGurls Magazine Publishing House) cannot let her enter. That's why. Saturno7: The new kid on the block. Not much is known, so, like Marina...my magazine(XeonGurls Magazine Publishing House) cannot let her enter. That's why. Avril Lavigne: Save the best for the last. That's the thing. Avril is the best; let's face it. Long nice hair, sweet cute face.....just what more can a man ask for? And above all.....the most indifferent, the coolest, the most striking, the most special and the most daring and notorious trademark on her : the really sleek dark eye-shades. That's why she's a cut above all the rest. You can't tell the difference between Britney Spears and Mandy Moore, but you can tell the difference between Avril Lavigne and all other female celebrities. Her attitude is really cool and nice. Overall, a really nice **** to flirt, tease, play, enjoy, talk with, care for and pamper. Madonna is getting ummm.....outdated, and so is Britney Spears. The new age has come : the coolness of Avril. :cool: Simon666 January 12th, 2003, 06:12 AM Originally posted by Xeon Correction : She's the most artificial of the lot. Tries to act pretty, cool, hip and sexy. But she doesn't seem to have any real sex appeal. Just plain common and such. I just mentioned some parts that bothered and annoyed me most. What you mention is also true. Originally posted by Xeon True, but she dresses up like a hooker everytime. She's not pretty, and worse still, her fashion sense is worse than a beggar. At least a beggar's clothes is still considered as clothes. This **** mix all sort of clothes from all over the world into one style and this sucks. Try to be trendy and special, eh? Also true. Originally posted by Xeon I dunno about her voice, but as long as the **** is pretty, who cares? Just like Avril. Her songs probably sucks, but as long as she's cool, that's all that matters. Forget about the songs. The **** matter more. If you ever heard some of her songs, you would reconsider. :D Originally posted by Xeon Nice figure, nice assets. She looks really hot and erotic and pretty and cute in the movie "Enough", Her songs probably sucks too, but that's not important. She may look hot, I hate people with attitude problems. In case you wonder : I don't like myself either. :D Originally posted by Xeon A visual illustration(real-world example) of a skeleton. I don't need to comment more on this. She used to be pretty and cute, though. I forgot to mention that. That also bothered me. Do not forget she's a role model for many people and anorexia is not quite the thing you'ld want to have. Originally posted by Xeon The No.1 top female singer in Australia. She's really short and petite(worse than me), and she's not that pretty. But yes. She has no serious attitude problem. Yes I know she's short too. But as long as she is not annoying in other respects, I do not tend to make problems around that. Originally posted by Xeon Save the best for the last. That's the thing. Avril is the best; let's face it. Long nice hair, sweet cute face.....just what more can a man ask for? And above all.....the most indifferent, the coolest, the most striking, the most special and the most daring and notorious trademark on her : the really sleek dark eye-shades. That's why she's a cut above all the rest. Her hair has an ugly undestined color somewhere between blonde and brunette, it is very thin making her look older than she is, to which her face contributes. Her make-up makes her look like Ozzy Osbourne, and that is not a compliment. Her songs are also cliché like the anarchist, 'cool' rocking skater versus the dull society. But such things are hot with spoiled teenagers who don't have to complain about anything anyway. I also wonder who makes a living as a skater. Originally posted by Xeon ..., but you can tell the difference between Avril Lavigne and all other female celebrities. Yes : 1. Avril is ugly, the rest isn't. 2. Avril has a stupid name, the rest hasn't. She's lucky her parents did not call her Octover or Auvust. And you can search the internet if you don't believe me, but a lot of people dressed up as Avril Lavigne on Halloween (http://www.kidsturncentral.com/holidays/costumes/hcost2tttt.htm). Just to give a different view: here is an Anti-Avril site (http://www.geocities.com/canadas_cutechick/newlayout.html). Check out the pics and you'll know I'm right when I say she's ugly. Xeon January 12th, 2003, 06:36 AM From Simon: Her hair has an ugly undestined color somewhere between blonde and brunette, it is very thin making her look older than she is, to which her face contributes. The worse untruths I've ever heard. The fact that her hair is in this color shows how cute and exciting she is! :) This is the kinda **** all men(except you) will never get sick of. :) Her make-up makes her look like Ozzy Osbourne, and that is not a compliment. Her songs are also cliché like the anarchist, 'cool' rocking skater versus the dull society. But such things are hot with spoiled teenagers who don't have to complain about anything anyway. I also wonder who makes a living as a skater. This really turns me on! :):) Yes : 1. Avril is ugly, the rest isn't. 2. Avril has a stupid name, the rest hasn't. She's lucky her parents did not call her Octover or Auvust. And you can search the internet if you don't believe me, but a lot of people dressed up as Avril Lavigne on Halloween. Just to give a different view: here is an Anti-Avril site. Check out the pics and you'll know I'm right when I say she's ugly. First, regarding the anti-Avril web site. I can tell at once these photos are edited with Adobe PhotoShop! :p I've used PhotoShop myself and I know darn well that the editor made the cheeks look fat, the eyes look older and such. Second, the web site about Avril and Halloween is real cool! This is the kinda **** all men love!(especially teenage boys) :p And thirdly, just what does "skater" means? U're more experienced than me in these terms, so thank you. Lastly, Avril is a French or German name, right? I don't think Americans have this kinda name. And "Lavigne" seems to be from some European descent, like Norway or one of those European countries. :) Simon666 January 12th, 2003, 06:47 AM Originally posted by Xeon This really turns me on! I keep telling you: you're sick. Maybe I am too, but you're certainly worse than me. :rolleyes: Originally posted by Xeon First, regarding the anti-Avril web site. I can tell at once these photos are edited with Adobe PhotoShop! :p I've used PhotoShop myself and I know darn well that the editor made the cheeks look fat, the eyes look older and such. I think only comments were added. The pictures seem unchanged. And even if she was made uglier, uglier than ugliest is still ugliest. Originally posted by Xeon Second, the web site about Avril and Halloween is real cool! This is the kinda **** all men love! Read: Second, the web site about Avril and Halloween is real cool! This is the kinda **** all men love to hate! Originally posted by Xeon And thirdly, just what does "skater" means? U're more experienced than me in these terms, so thank you. A person who "skates". :D Originally posted by Xeon Lastly, Avril is a French or German name, right? I don't think Americans have this kinda name. And "Lavigne" seems to be from some European descent, like Norway or one of those European countries. :) Avril is French for the month April. And Lavigne is also a name of French origin. Xeon January 12th, 2003, 07:22 AM From Simon666: I keep telling you: you're sick. Maybe I am too, but you're certainly worse than me. Just because I've weird tastes sometimes? That's unfair! What's wrong with admiring a **** who behaves different from the rest?! :p Read: Second, the web site about Avril and Halloween is real cool! This is the kinda **** all men love to hate! Probably men hate her, but all teen boys love her. :) Avril is French for the month April. And Lavigne is also a name of French origin. I must be the smartest boy ever. Don't you agree, Simon pal? :cool::cool:;);) Simon666 January 12th, 2003, 07:42 AM Originally posted by Xeon Just because I've weird tastes sometimes? That's unfair! What's wrong with admiring a **** who behaves different from the rest?! She behaves like all other people trying to behave different from the rest (millions of teenagers) : ridiculous. :rolleyes: Originally posted by Xeon Probably men hate her, but all teen boys love her. You're a teen boy. Don't generalize that to all teen boys. Originally posted by Xeon I must be the smartest boy ever. Don't you agree, Simon pal? No. :p John E January 12th, 2003, 09:30 AM Originally posted by Xeon Avril Lavigne: Save the best for the last. That's the thing. Avril is the best; let's face it. Long nice hair, sweet cute face.....just what more can a man ask for?I think I already mentioned this in another thread - but, to me, she looks like Ozzy Osborne's ugly sister! :D P.S. I didn't dignify this thread with a vote!! :p Xeon January 12th, 2003, 09:46 AM From Simon: She behaves like all other people trying to behave different from the rest (millions of teenagers) : ridiculous But this is what makes her cool, Simon! :cool: You're a teen boy. Don't generalize that to all teen boys. Now, look at her fan base and music videos. Now, tell me the number of teen boys in them. Anyway, I know better than ye' do, sonny! I dare bet my manhood that any teen boy want a baby like her. :cool: For a start, just ask Solar. :D From John E: I think I already mentioned this in another thread - but, to me, she looks like Ozzy Osborne's ugly sister! But John! Since when have Simon influence you with his terribly bad tastes? U folks need to admire and appreciate really cool gurls! I've gotten sick of Britney-look-alikes. :D:cool::) Simon666 January 13th, 2003, 02:37 AM Originally posted by John E I think I already mentioned this in another thread - but, to me, she looks like Ozzy Osborne's ugly sister! :D I noticed only after I mentioned this over here. :) I'm glad some other people feel the same about it too. Originally posted by John E P.S. I didn't dignify this thread with a vote!! :p I should start keeping my big mouth shut. This thread was my idea as was the 'Dumbest codeguru' poll, but I never had any intention to actually start such a thread. This makes codeguru become just a chat forum. If it is limited to just a couple of threads or just one thread it is fine by me. These polls are entirely the consequence of my dumber associates Xeon and solarflare. :rolleyes: Originally posted by Xeon Anyway, I know better than ye' do, sonny! I dare bet my manhood that any teen boy want a baby like her. If you ever do karaoke, you will be able to sing at the right tone. Look at it from the bright side. :D irona20 January 13th, 2003, 03:02 AM Where is Doro? A woman with more personality than "girls?" in this poll. Simon666 January 13th, 2003, 03:28 AM Originally posted by irona20 Where is Doro? A woman with more personality than "girls?" in this poll. Because nobody likes losers. She got her *** kicked by a German porn star in "Celebrity boxing". :D And considering her opponent she was lucky this was not in literal sence. :eek: irona20 January 13th, 2003, 03:40 AM Originally posted by Simon666 Because nobody likes losers. She got her *** kicked by a German porn star in "Celebrity boxing". :D And considering her opponent she was lucky this was not in literal sence. :eek: Doro isn't a loser, Britney&Cristina&girls like that... are losers. In their heads there are anything, they does whatever their producers tell them to have to do. Simon666 January 13th, 2003, 03:47 AM Originally posted by irona20 Doro isn't a loser, Britney&Cristina&girls like that... are losers. In their heads there are anything, they does whatever their producers tell them to have to do. I was just teasing you. Xeon is not likely to have heard from her. Remember his plea in the "Where are we from?" thread to stop listening to heavy metal? ;) irona20 January 13th, 2003, 03:52 AM Originally posted by Simon666 I was just teasing you. Xeon is not likely to have heard from her. Remember his plea in the "Where are we from?" thread to stop listening to heavy metal? ;) :) Today is monday, I am still slept... it was quite rare to read to Simon insulting Doro :D Simon666 January 13th, 2003, 03:56 AM Originally posted by irona20 :) Today is monday, I am still slept... it was quite rare to read to Simon insulting Doro :D Nah, I wouldn't actually mean any insult to any girl/woman in heavy metal as I don't know any annoying persons in there. I think some of Kittie's (is that group name correct?) songs are quite good, though I haven't found one of their records once when I was looking for it. irona20 January 13th, 2003, 04:39 AM Originally posted by Simon666 Nah, I wouldn't actually mean any insult to any girl/woman in heavy metal as I don't know any annoying persons in there. I think some of Kittie's (is that group name correct?) songs are quite good, though I haven't found one of their records once when I was looking for it. I don't know kittie's :) Who are they? Simon666 January 13th, 2003, 04:59 AM Originally posted by irona20 I don't know kittie's :) Who are they? Quickly searched once on Google: http://www.kittie.net/. saturno7 January 13th, 2003, 05:05 AM Originally posted by irona20 Where is Doro? A woman with more personality than "girls?" in this poll. Irona, maybe this is a stupid question, but... who's Doro?. I haven't heard of her. On the other hand, which 13-years old mind made the female singers' selection?. I haven't voted because I can't find any interesting girl here. All of them are marketing products, empty minds, awful clothes and stupid "I'm the most evil girl in the world" attitude. These are the girls that teenagers like now?. I'm going to start missing Madonna. :D Ana. Simon666 January 13th, 2003, 05:08 AM Originally posted by saturno7 On the other hand, which 13-years old mind made the female singers' selection? Aha. A rethorical question. Haven't seen few of these around here. :D saturno7 January 13th, 2003, 05:13 AM Originally posted by Simon666 Aha. A rethorical question. Haven't seen few of these around here. :D :D :D :D I already knew it was you, Simon, it was just a joke (even when I really think all of them are awful). I must admit that in the begining I thought that it was Xeon who had started the post. Doesn't this make you worry?. :p Simon666 January 13th, 2003, 05:17 AM Originally posted by saturno7 I already knew it was you, Simon, it was just a joke (even when I really think all of them are awful). I must admit that in the begining I thought that it was Xeon who had started the post. Doesn't this make you worry?. :p Hey ho... Wait a minute! I thought it was pretty clear Xeon made up the names. I was only so stupid as to present him the idea of starting this thread, not the names. You're not kidding are you? Can't you see Xeon is a teenage boy, still fancying the 'gurls' mentioned on top, not me? saturno7 January 13th, 2003, 05:20 AM NO, I WASN'T KIDDING! :eek: Uhm, everything is much more clear now. :D Ana. Jewe January 13th, 2003, 05:49 AM Hi, Why can you not give negative points..???? Most of them are nice to look at..... and I mean look at.... [Gabriel: removed: posting such sexually explicit things is forbidden] Later, Jewe saturno7 January 13th, 2003, 05:54 AM Originally posted by Jewe [Gabriel: quote removed: same reason as in Jewe's post] What kind of stupid way of thinking is this one?. What do you think women are? Statues?. New laws about how much women breast should measure?. God, we're going back to the Palaeolithic. :mad: Ana. Gabriel Fleseriu January 13th, 2003, 06:01 AM Guys, if this thread turns into a sexist/sexually explicit discussion then it will be closed pronto. irona20 January 13th, 2003, 06:03 AM Originally posted by Gabriel Fleseriu Guys, if this thread turns into a sexist/sexually explicit discussion then it will be closed pronto. Pronto? :D :D :) Simon666 January 13th, 2003, 06:03 AM Originally posted by Jewe [Gabriel: quote removed: same reason as in Jewe's post] Jewe When is later... When you learn to formulate... coherent sentences... or ... when you find a Dutch woman who is living up is too you're expectations... I never (=later in the above case) thought a Belgian would say this to a Dutch person, but: "Learn how to express yourself in a way that people can understand!" As I've understood it, it is very sexist which seems to be confirmed by multiple people and by editing the post. irona20 January 13th, 2003, 06:09 AM Irona, maybe this is a stupid question, but... who's Doro?. I haven't heard of her. Attachment saturno7 January 13th, 2003, 06:54 AM Ok! I don't know why, but she made me think of Deborah Harry... :) Jewe January 13th, 2003, 07:03 AM Simon666 you are right.. My last post was wrong... =( At the time I did not see it that way, but I was corrected. any way, about how to express.. you know that people from Belgian are better in language.. =) See "tien voor taal".. ( info : "Tien voor taal" is a game show on the dutch TV, where 2 teams (1 Belgian and 1 Dutch) compete. Its all about language and the Belgian team wins often.) So for the record, I would like to give Mrs. lopeZZZZ -5 points for her attitude... So Simon666, any reply..??? I hope to hear from you... Jewe Simon666 January 13th, 2003, 07:21 AM Originally posted by Jewe My last post was wrong... =( At the time I did not see it that way, but I was corrected. I replied a bit nasty as I thought the content of your post was nasty. Originally posted by Jewe any way, about how to express.. you know that people from Belgian are better in language.. =) Well, on spelling it could be. But when speaking to other people Belgians are more closed and sometimes have more trouble expressing themselves than Dutch people. Originally posted by Jewe So Simon666, any reply..??? I hope to hear from you... It's okay as far as I'm concerned. :cool: I'm not mad at you or anything. I just think that one post was a bit over the line. :rolleyes: saturno7 January 13th, 2003, 07:48 AM Originally posted by Jewe So for the record, I would like to give Mrs. lopeZZZZ -5 points for her attitude... I hate this kind of things. I'm sorry if my attitude seemed incorrect to you, but that's what I thought of your post. I don't want to fight with you or any other person in the forum, I just write in the General Discussion Forum to have a good time, so if this is going to lead to having personal enemies or things like that, I'll disappear and limit myself to the Visual C++ Forum. I have read my post again, and I don't think that it is worse than yours. I think you wrote a sexist and unpleasant opinion, that's why I replied in the way I did. I'm not so rude usually. On the other hand, I have assumed that you're refering to me as it was me who replied to your post and as Lopez is my last name, although I wander how you new about it (I have looked up in my personal profile and it can only be noticed by my e-mail address, but that's not usually a reliable piece of data). Anyway, it is Miss Lopez and not Mrs. :D Ok, I just wrote this post to stop a stupid fight before it begun. I'm not going to be involved in that kind of things. All of my opinions must be read in the good or happy sense, those which seem angry are probably ironic or jokes. This time I was really upset by your opinion, that's what I was a little bit ruder than the rest of the time, but I won't do that again. I want my five points back!! :( :D ;) Best regards, Ana. Gabriel Fleseriu January 13th, 2003, 09:37 AM Uh-oh. Ana, from your profile the other users can see there is no way to find out what yout last name is. Not even your e-mail address is exposed. I am sure there was a misunderstanding and an unhappy coincidence -- Jewe was referring to Jennifer Lopez (see the poll options) and not to you. I'd say we bury the hatchet and forget the whole story, ok? Xeon January 13th, 2003, 09:42 AM From Simon: Nah, I wouldn't actually mean any insult to any girl/woman in heavy metal as I don't know any annoying persons in there. I think some of Kittie's (is that group name correct?) songs are quite good, though I haven't found one of their records once when I was looking for it. Simon is at it again. Trying to be a hero in front of the *****, eh? :p:p From Saturno: Irona, maybe this is a stupid question, but... who's Doro?. I haven't heard of her. Irona knows lots of cute names : Eddie, Doro, Zorro, Baba, Jeji and more. :D On the other hand, which 13-years old mind made the female singers' selection? Saturno.....all I can say is that I don't give a **** to whether you're a ****. See you on the battlefield. Again, only one of us is gonna walk out alive. :cool: From Gabriel: [Gabriel: removed: posting such sexually explicit things is forbidden] U're leaving me outta the fun, Gabriel pal. Please, show it so that I can read it too?! Some please tell me what's the fun all about! I missed it! :eek: From Saturno: ...... Ok, I just wrote this post to stop a stupid fight before it begun. I'm not going to be involved in that kind of things. All of my opinions must be read in the good or happy sense, those which seem angry are probably ironic or jokes. This time I was really upset by your opinion, that's what I was a little bit ruder than the rest of the time, but I won't do that again. Gurls tend to be more emotional, Gabriel. Anyway, to prevent guys like Jewe from being nasty to you again, join my gang.....in thy name of Yves the Great. Irona has joined already, and now no one dares to be nasty to her. We need gurls to cook food for us in our gang, and in return, we offer protection and more. Trust us. :cool::cool: irona20 January 13th, 2003, 09:47 AM Originally posted by Xeon Irona knows lots of cute names : Eddie, Doro, Zorro, Baba, Jeji and more. :D Baba=saliva :) :D ... uhmm that name is as cute as... Xeon :p We need gurls to cook food for us in our gang, and in return, we offer protection and more. Trust us. :cool::cool: Ok, I cook for you... but you have to eat it (whatever) :D :D >:-> irona20 January 13th, 2003, 09:48 AM Originally posted by Simon666 Still awake Xeon? He is enjoying in the dark side :D Simon666 January 13th, 2003, 09:53 AM Yes!!! Somebody finally added 'gurl' to the 'bad word' list. :D:D:D Or are the moderators just testing? :( :confused: saturno7 January 13th, 2003, 10:24 AM Originally posted by Gabriel Fleseriu Uh-oh. Ana, from your profile the other users can see there is no way to find out what yout last name is. Not even your e-mail address is exposed. I am sure there was a misunderstanding and an unhappy coincidence -- Jewe was referring to Jennifer Lopez (see the poll options) and not to you. I'd say we bury the hatchet and forget the whole story, ok? I'm truly sorry, Jewe, Gabriel... I realized that about an hour after having already posted. As far as I'm concerned, I prefer to forget about it and pretend this misunderstood never happened. I'm feeling very embarrased at the moment. :( Ana. Xeon January 13th, 2003, 11:43 PM From Irona: Baba=saliva ... uhmm that name is as cute as... Xeon Why! Thank you, Irona! :D:D:) Ok, I cook for you... but you have to eat it (whatever) >:-> As long as it's not human/aninal droppings/waste, it's pretty ok.(as long as it's edible and nice, and put more salt please....I'm not gonna eat it till it's score 100 marks) :p And argh! Don't gimme that evil face, Irona! :p:p Anyway, I've a nice suprise for you too, to pay you back. It's payback time! Pull out the big guns! Up the Irons!((copyright)Irona 2001 - 2003) >:-> Ok, now to take on Gabriel. Gabriel. You're getting worse and worse! Is this an elaborated scheme master-minded by some of you out there(I know it's not Irona or Solar, or even Simon) to drive me outta Codeguru for some reason??!! Trying to spit venom on me, eh? I don't buy that! First, the darn law of posts not counted in the General Discussion forum. Fine. Now, it's the atrocious war crime of violating my human rights and virginity and even censoring the word '****s'. Is this open treason or what?! Trying to turn the tables and start an open rebel against me, eh? The truth is : I'm gonna stay here all my life just to spite you folks who're anti-Xeon! >:-D In addition, Gabriel pal.....you're getting too much. I wonder why Brad Jones our good Lord didn't say anything. Maybe he's the master-mind??!! Now, now, Brad. U know darn well you're not under Taleban rule, but why are you behaving like one??!! U're really disappointing, Brad! :o Ok. So, what's gonna be the next thing to happen? Me getting banned? Mass banning of loyal Codegurus? Reseting our post counts to 0 and other mean things? Flooding Codeguru with advertisments? No signatures? Censoring of 500 words in the English dictionary? Anyway, you folks are really making me berserk. U folks are always making decisions based on Reasons, and now, what is the reason to censor the word '****s'??!! No reason? A favorite past-time hobby for moderators? Or maybe they can derive pleasure by doing nasty things to others? For your convinience, you moderators, below are some important words you need to understand if you wanna be a real human and not some machines : Humanity: The quality of being humane; benevolence. Understanding: To know and be tolerant or sympathetic toward: I can understand your point of view even though I disagree with it. Gentlemanliness: The state of being gentlemanly; gentlemanly conduct or manners. Feelings: The sensations involving perceptions by touch. Emotions: A mental state that arises spontaneously rather than through conscious effort and is often accompanied by physiological changes; a feeling: the emotions of joy, sorrow, reverence, hate, and love. Love: A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness. Evil: Morally bad or wrong; wicked: an evil tyrant. Mean: Cruel, unkind, spiteful, or malicious. Nasty: Dangerous Insensitive: Lacking in sensitivity to the feelings or circumstances of others; unfeeling. That's all. Anyway, I seriously demand that a gal be made the moderator of both the Visual C++ programming forum and the General Discussion forum. This is to ensure that there's no bullying, nasties, meanies and tyrants here. In other words, to play fair. Irona would be the best choice, so there. Unless.....of course, Brad Himself is mastermind of everything. :rolleyes: By the way, where's Yves and Sonu Kapoor? Good things always don't last long! :o filthy_mcnasty January 14th, 2003, 02:00 AM hmmm, dont read a thread for a day or so and it goes crazy. at any rate, i am the mastermind of everything, of course. hah, yeah when that happens i tend to promptly wake up right afterwards. seriously though perhaps all should just say no harm no foul and this thread should fade away for now. xeon you know the moderators aren't out to get ya. everyone's here to help others and learn. i'm anxious to see your calendar prog too. smile, life is good. Xeon January 14th, 2003, 07:07 AM From McNasty pal" hmmm, dont read a thread for a day or so and it goes crazy. Yeah, true! :) at any rate, i am the mastermind of everything, of course. hah, yeah when that happens i tend to promptly wake up right afterwards. No no...I know darn well you're not the mastermind. Maybe you're the scapegoat. :D:D seriously though perhaps all should just say no harm no foul and this thread should fade away for now. xeon you know the moderators aren't out to get ya. everyone's here to help others and learn. i'm anxious to see your calendar prog too. Maybe! Who knows! I just feel really crazy that a non-foul word like "****s" should be banned. If they ban the names of those human private parts, I understand. But this is not! Darn! It seems that these folks always ban words which I use frequently, eh? So, maybe if I use lots of 'Gabriel' in my posts, Gabriel is gonna ban his own name? Nice idea! :):D Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel. And yes, McNasty pal....regarding the program....you still haven't told me if you allow me to use your ID or your real name, if you allow me to list your name in the About box in the first place. :) smile, life is good. Yes, life is good......but there's always some kinda obstacles or tough rocks!:o :) :) Simon666 January 14th, 2003, 07:16 AM Originally posted by Xeon It seems that these folks always ban words which I use frequently, eh? So, maybe if I use lots of 'Gabriel' in my posts, Gabriel is gonna ban his own name? Nice idea! :):D Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel. Ever thought of saying every time in your posts: Ni! Until: 1. This word is banned also or, 2. The word 'guls' is unbanned or, 3. The moderators give you a...shrubbery. In your signature, mention the above as well that you are the Xeon who says 'Ni!'. People will understand. :D filthy_mcnasty January 14th, 2003, 11:28 AM *chuckles* eexxxcelllent. Xeon doesn't think i'm the mastermind, that's exactly how i want it to be. ;) anyways, just put "Kevin A" in your prog. my SN isn't that bad either, it was initially for online gaming so of course it had to have some kind of impact like that but filthy_mcnasty's is also the name of a restaraunt so it cant be "THAT" bad eh? so, *uses jedi mind tricks* there is no mastermind, none. :D Xeon January 14th, 2003, 09:18 PM ]From Simon: Ever thought of saying every time in your posts: Ni! Until: 1. This word is banned also or, 2. The word 'guls' is unbanned or, 3. The moderators give you a...shrubbery. In your signature, mention the above as well that you are the Xeon who says 'Ni!'. People will understand. But what is 'Ni', Simon? Belgium for gals? Anyway, there's more than 450 ways of saying '****s'(all the languages in the word + the various combination and indirect meanings and slangs), so word-banning is not an option. :cool::D From McNasty: chuckles* eexxxcelllent. Xeon doesn't think i'm the mastermind, that's exactly how i want it to be. anyways, just put "Kevin A" in your prog. my SN isn't that bad either, it was initially for online gaming so of course it had to have some kind of impact like that but filthy_mcnasty's is also the name of a restaraunt so it cant be "THAT" bad eh? so, *uses jedi mind tricks* there is no mastermind, none. Ok. So, I shall list Kevin A in my program as your name. And oh. Your screen-name is ok; the 'McNasty' part is real darn cute! But the 'filthy' part is kinda dirty, though.:D:) And no. I've never suspected certain people right from the start, such as Simon, Solar, Irona, you, AIO and several others. It's very highly unlikely that folks who joke around and such will do such nasty things here. U get the idea. :):) filthy_mcnasty January 15th, 2003, 12:53 AM 'ni'. it's from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail, "We are the Knights who say 'Ni!' " and they say it over and over so that's why he said you should say you are the xeon who says ni. if you haven't seen the movie then my personal advice is not to because it's really just terrible if you ask me but everyone else i know thought it was a hilarious movie. Simon666 January 15th, 2003, 02:24 AM Originally posted by filthy_mcnasty If you haven't seen the movie then my personal advice is not to because it's really just terrible if you ask me but everyone else i know thought it was a hilarious movie. But it is one of the greatest comedies ever? :( Are you perhaps a fan of standard US blockbusters? :confused: Just a question, not an insult. filthy_mcnasty January 15th, 2003, 02:44 AM no, generally speaking i think most of the US blockbuster type movies aren't that great either. i guess i just didn't appreciate the humor in monty python. it just wasn't funny to me. you are right, however. it is a 'classic' movie that many people do enjoy. Xeon January 16th, 2003, 02:54 AM Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni. Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel. Now, Gabriel, please......start censoring 'Ni' and your own name 'Gabriel' because I've said them too much. Excuse me, but I can't help it! :D:D:D:D:D:rolleyes: :o Simon666 January 21st, 2003, 06:22 AM I think this thread should die, but I couldn't think of anywhere else to post this: I've just seen the latest single of Guano Apes on TV yesterday, I think Sandra Nasic (http://www.guanoportugal.net/sandra_nasic_small.htm) is cool and looks good too. Xeon January 21st, 2003, 09:23 AM I don't care about Sandra, but your new avatar is real cool, Simon! Cooler than your photo avatar! :):):):):) Gabriel Fleseriu January 21st, 2003, 09:50 AM Originally posted by Xeon Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni.Ni. Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel.Gabriel. Now, Gabriel, please......start censoring 'Ni' and your own name 'Gabriel' because I've said them too much. Excuse me, but I can't help it! :D:D:D:D:D:rolleyes: :o Can you name one good reason why I shouldn't delete this thread right now? Simon666 January 21st, 2003, 09:54 AM Originally posted by Gabriel Fleseriu Can you name one good reason why I shouldn't delete this thread right now? Because pushing the delete button would spoil 5 seconds of your life that could have been spend better? Mick January 21st, 2003, 07:34 PM Originally posted by Simon666 But it is one of the greatest comedies ever? :( Are you perhaps a fan of standard US blockbusters? :confused: Just a question, not an insult. It is a GREAT movie. Who can forget ''What do you mean? An African or European swallow? ' Or the black night 'Tis but a scratch' or the holy hand grenade.....or hmm the knights who no longer say NI! ARTHUR: O Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now? HEAD KNIGHT: It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly,... but there is one small problem. ARTHUR: What is that? HEAD KNIGHT: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Ni'. KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Shh! HEAD KNIGHT: Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'. Xeon January 21st, 2003, 11:27 PM From Gabriel: Can you name one good reason why I shouldn't delete this thread right now? Now, you're a big bully, Gabriel! Darn! How dare you openly and blantantly and publicly exercise and abuse and apply your authority! This is wrong, Gabriel! Drats! And no. If you delete this thread cos' you wanna censor negative things(to you! :cool:), then you're really behaving like the Chinese government in China whereby they censor out millions of sites that say negative things about them. Of course, let's face it : the citizen dislike that. Understand, Gabriel? :):):D:cool::) filthy_mcnasty January 21st, 2003, 11:45 PM i see the "subscribe to thread" option but none to unsubscribe. will someone please point it out to me. no offense to anyone but this thread really has no relevance to me anymore and it'd be one less email to dig through. Simon666 January 22nd, 2003, 02:26 AM Originally posted by Mick_2002 It is a GREAT movie. Who can forget ''What do you mean? An African or European swallow? ' I love that one. It seems at first but a pointless detail in the beginning but it becomes really funny in the end. :D Originally posted by Mick_2002 Or the black night 'Tis but a scratch' Yep. :D Very funny. Originally posted by Mick_2002 or the holy hand grenade "That is no ordinary rabbit!" :D Originally posted by filthy_mcnasty I see the "subscribe to thread" option but none to unsubscribe. will someone please point it out to me. Press the button "User cp" and "View All Subscribed Threads" and press the button "Unsubsribe" at the thread in question. 08-07-2002 Xeon January 22nd, 2003, 07:55 AM Whoa, Simon! Your avatar is really the state-of-the-art technology! :D Cool! :D:D:D:D:D Simon666 January 22nd, 2003, 08:06 AM Originally posted by Xeon Whoa, Simon! Your avatar is really the state-of-the-art technology! :D Cool! :D It sucks. The original rocks. As codeguru supports only max 50*50 avatars I had to resize it from 100*40 to 50*20 with quality loss and the chance you don't get what it is all about. Check out the original in attachment. Xeon January 23rd, 2003, 02:44 AM Hi there Simon! :) Well, u gotta try Adobe PhotoShop's anti-aliasing re-size feature. It's darn cool, the truth is. :):):):):D Joster February 18th, 2003, 05:05 PM First post....and posting this...ah Well in my opinion the best is Shakira there.... Multi talented woman...I mean she can play guitar really well since she was a teenager, she can play drums and harmoniac. She has a beautiful voice ( JUST don't listen to Whenever,wherever ) I saw her live in concert and she has really REALLY good voice! But the song was in spanish but the voice was amazing. She has a GREAT BODY...really good curves and great "gluteus". ALSO she is beautiful gotta add that...really beautiful even WITHOUT MAKEUP not like Christina who used to be beautiful but now she has no eyebrow (sry just saw a picture without make up of her and im really sad) Xeon February 19th, 2003, 01:52 AM from Joster: Well in my opinion the best is Shakira there.... Multi talented woman...I mean she can play guitar really well since she was a teenager, she can play drums and harmoniac. She has a beautiful voice ( JUST don't listen to Whenever,wherever ) I saw her live in concert and she has really REALLY good voice! But the song was in spanish but the voice was amazing. She has a GREAT BODY...really good curves and great "gluteus". ALSO she is beautiful gotta add that...really beautiful even WITHOUT MAKEUP not like Christina who used to be beautiful but now she has no eyebrow (sry just saw a picture without make up of her and im really sad) Nah, Joster! :D Sure, Shakira is 2000 times hotter than almost all other female celebrities, except Avril. Anyway, the coolest thing about Avril is that she's very nice to hug and hold and stuff. More impressive is : she doesn't sell her body, unlike Shakira and Britney and Christina(especially) and lots of others. She's almost always in a t-shirt and she never wears any bra or lingerie and dance on stage. Now, I'm sure Shakira has done this at least 15 times, though. :D:p:o:o:D Joster February 19th, 2003, 03:35 PM Actually Shakira only used a type of bra thing for WHENEVER,WHEREVER performance. She has been in the music business for 12 years and never used a bra type thing, only for WHENEVER,WHEREVER. Yes 12 years in latin community (she is known there as a latin rock star, her spanish songs are pretty much rock, they even call her the LATIN ALANIS MORISSETTE) Many many people have a wrong impression of her, they think she is selling out, they think she is not talented, but they very very wrong. The reason why she used a bra and stuff in Whenever, wherever is not to show her belly or anything. First, well you know the song has Indian parts and flutes etc she wanted to have a dress that looked very....amazon? cant explain that well and second she used it for belly dance, which she is an expert.I know Shakira isn't like Avril, Avril is a "cool" girl type I know that, while Shakira is feminist(sp?) but not girly type like Britney Spears. But go search for shakira and show me a picture in which she is showing her belly THAT ISNT from the concert (in which she has to show it for some bellydance, actually she looks really cool but after that part she just go with a shirt) or performing Whenever, wherever. Just look at DIVAS LAS VEGAS...she went and performed with a jean and NO its not a britney style jean showing her privates part it was just a jean and a shirt she looked cool. dude im talking too much... here a recend picture of her in Panama, before her concert. irona20 February 20th, 2003, 01:56 AM Originally posted by Xeon she doesn't sell her body, unlike Shakira and Britney and Christina(especially) and lots of others. She's almost always in a t-shirt and she never wears any bra or lingerie and dance on stage. Avril doesn't sell her body, because her company hasn't told to her :D :) She wears those clothes because is "her" style (of course, choosen by her company) :) :D Xeon February 20th, 2003, 03:31 AM From Joster: Actually Shakira only used a type of bra thing for WHENEVER,WHEREVER performance. She has been in the music business for 12 years and never used a bra type thing, only for WHENEVER,WHEREVER. Yes 12 years in latin community (she is known there as a latin rock star, her spanish songs are pretty much rock, they even call her the LATIN ALANIS MORISSETTE) Many many people have a wrong impression of her, they think she is selling out, they think she is not talented, but they very very wrong. The reason why she used a bra and stuff in Whenever, wherever is not to show her belly or anything. First, well you know the song has Indian parts and flutes etc she wanted to have a dress that looked very....amazon? cant explain that well and second she used it for belly dance, which she is an expert.I know Shakira isn't like Avril, Avril is a "cool" girl type I know that, while Shakira is feminist(sp?) but not girly type like Britney Spears. But go search for shakira and show me a picture in which she is showing her belly THAT ISNT from the concert (in which she has to show it for some bellydance, actually she looks really cool but after that part she just go with a shirt) or performing Whenever, wherever. Just look at DIVAS LAS VEGAS...she went and performed with a jean and NO its not a britney style jean showing her privates part it was just a jean and a shirt she looked cool. dude im talking too much... here a recend picture of her in Panama, before her concert. Cool down, cool down, pal. :D:D I remember I saw Shakira in a black bra and a black underwear, something similar to that, I remember! On a magazine or something. :o:) And actually, don't get me wrong. I've listened to Avril's songs recently and they........SUCKS!!!! Need I say more??!!(tm) They're so dull and outta-tune that they make me sick and puke.(gotta go see a doctor) BUT....I only care about her cool and sweet face. That's all that matters about her. :):cool: From Irona: Avril doesn't sell her body, because her company hasn't told to her She wears those clothes because is "her" style (of course, choosen by her company) Bah, Irona! :p:D Actually, Avril has more brains than those heavy metal folks. These heavy metal folks are drinking and doing dirty things all the time!Why don't you join me in loving Avril's face, Irona?! :):) irona20 February 20th, 2003, 09:45 AM Avril has more brains than those heavy metal folks. How many brains? :D :) :D :p I didn't know that zero is plural :p :) These heavy metal folks are drinking Sureee :) :D Beer! Beer! beer! and doing dirty things all the time! Would you like do them too? :) :D KrazyGoth February 21st, 2003, 03:58 AM Originally posted by Xeon Avril Lavigne: Save the best for the last. That's the thing. Avril is the best; let's face it. Long nice hair, sweet cute face.....just what more can a man ask for? And above all.....the most indifferent, the coolest, the most striking, the most special and the most daring and notorious trademark on her : the really sleek dark eye-shades. That's why she's a cut above all the rest. You can't tell the difference between Britney Spears and Mandy Moore, but you can tell the difference between Avril Lavigne and all other female celebrities. Her attitude is really cool and nice. Overall, a really nice **** to flirt, tease, play, enjoy, talk with, care for and pamper. Madonna is getting ummm.....outdated, and so is Britney Spears. The new age has come : the coolness of Avril. :cool: Xeon, you may not like metal but you have good taste in women, i salute you KrazyGoth February 21st, 2003, 04:02 AM Originally posted by Simon666 Avril Lavigne: Looks like a dwarf who employs a make-up artist with suicidal tendancies. Although not known about, she is probably as fake as the rest. Sweet dreams are made of these. who am i to disagree. I can disagree with you and i do. Avril is hot, what you on? Your music is good but the whole anti-avril thing, Are those men gay????? Simon666 February 21st, 2003, 04:05 AM Originally posted by KrazyGoth Sweet dreams are made of these. who am i to disagree. I can disagree with you and i do. Avril is hot, what you on? Your music is good but the whole anti-avril thing, Are those men gay????? So you like Disturbed too? Anyway, Avril sucks. And she is ugly. And I'm not gay. KrazyGoth February 21st, 2003, 04:36 AM Sorry, didn't say you were. I was sitting in the library with my mate and a girl walked in. I said "God she is hot, she looks like Avril Lavigne" he looked up, punched me then said "shut up man that's my sister!" I still think she looked hot :cool: Simon666 February 21st, 2003, 04:49 AM Originally posted by KrazyGoth Sorry, didn't say you were. I was sitting in the library with my mate and a girl walked in. I said "God she is hot, she looks like Avril Lavigne" he looked up, punched me then said "shut up man that's my sister!" I still think she looked hot :cool: Did he punch you because you liked his sister or because you told lies about her (if she looks like Avril Lavigne, she doesn't look hot)? :D:p:p Xeon February 21st, 2003, 08:05 PM From Ironah: How many brains? I didn't know that zero is plural Nah! When I say Avril has more brains than those heavy metal folks, I mean she's more sensible and mature. See? She doesn't sell her body even though it's worth more than US$20 trillion!!! :cool::o:) Would you like do them too? Yeah, sure! But as you know, dirty things consists of sex, drugs(including drinking) and fights. I'm not interested in the last 2. :D From Goth the Man: Xeon, you may not like metal but you have good taste in women, i salute you Totally true, Goth pal! The truth is : Great minds think alike!!! :) Sorry, didn't say you were. I was sitting in the library with my mate and a girl walked in. I said "God she is hot, she looks like Avril Lavigne" he looked up, punched me then said "shut up man that's my sister!" I still think she looked hot My! If that's the case, what are you waiting for, Goth??!! GET HER NOW!!!! Stop waiting! If u're scared, give yourself 3 seconds, and then walk up to her and tell her anything. After you've done this ice-breaker tatic, you're gonna feel like you're the Man and you can control everything!!! From Simon: Did he punch you because you liked his sister or because you told lies about her (if she looks like Avril Lavigne, she doesn't look hot)? Now, Simon! :) I guess his mate thought that Goth was having dirty ideas on his sister when Goth said she's hot. That's why.:):) Simon666 February 22nd, 2003, 04:57 AM Originally posted by Xeon Nah! When I say Avril has more brains than those heavy metal folks, I mean she's more sensible and mature. See? She doesn't sell her body even though it's worth more than US$20 trillion!!! I wouldn't want to spend 1 eurocent on it. :p Originally posted by Xeon Totally true, Goth pal! The truth is : Great minds think alike!!! By definition, small minded people too. :rolleyes::p Originally posted by Xeon Now, Simon! :) I guess his mate thought that Goth was having dirty ideas on his sister when Goth said she's hot. That's why. I know that. I'm not stupid you know, despite of the many votes behind my name. :rolleyes: Xeon February 22nd, 2003, 07:51 AM From Simon: I wouldn't want to spend 1 eurocent on it. U're being silly, Simon! In fact, Avril's physical form is so nice that an appreciater like me wouldn't even wanna dirty her even if I'm given the complete chance!!! Her body....so nice and pure....it's cleaner......than anything.....God designed this wonderful feminine art masterpiece in his spare time after he has completed Adam and Eve! Avril...her songs really sucks but her face and everything is totally unrivalled by any being. Period. :o:cool: It's really sad to see her wasting her talent singing silly songs. She gotta be a cute girl working at a McDonald's shop or a cute girl working in the bakery instead! Or maybe, a cop! That's even better! :o:cool::D morrowasted February 22nd, 2003, 06:26 PM i actually think my g/f is prettier than all of them! hats off to you, jenn! morrowasted February 22nd, 2003, 06:27 PM did you know that shakira is 4'10"??? i found this hard to believe! that means she is legally a midgit! Xeon February 22nd, 2003, 07:53 PM BUT....how can Shakira be 4"10??!!! It must be 5"10!!!! Maybe you got the figure wrong or something!!! :D:D morrowasted February 22nd, 2003, 08:41 PM no i am dam(n) stright it is FOUR FOOT TEN INCHES! btw whats up man??? sure is a small world, huh? Xeon February 23rd, 2003, 03:52 AM From MorrowWasted: no i am dam(n) stright it is FOUR FOOT TEN INCHES! btw whats up man??? sure is a small world, huh? Yes, sure!:D:D It is a small world! :) But Shakira is suppose to be darn tall!!!! 4 foot 10 inches is really really really short, you know! Shorter than the average 13 year old Western girl!!! :eek: U're crazy! :eek: Look at the photos! She's at least 5"8 and above!!! :eek: CBasicNet February 23rd, 2003, 04:26 AM Found this on the web, http://www.women-celebrities.com/celebs/shakira.html :confused: Xeon February 23rd, 2003, 08:27 AM Indeed! It's more reasonable if Shakira is 5"16!!!! BUT.......5"16???!!!! :eek::eek: 5"12 == 6 feet. 5"16 == 6 feet 4 inches??!! Is she a member of the NBA basketball team Chicago Bulls??!!! Shaquille O' Neal, Female version??!! :eek::eek::eek: morrowasted February 25th, 2003, 09:04 PM dude she's 4' 10. i know it's short. im 14, im 5'6 Mick February 25th, 2003, 09:23 PM Originally posted by Xeon Indeed! It's more reasonable if Shakira is 5"16!!!! BUT.......5"16???!!!! :eek::eek: 5"12 == 6 feet. 5"16 == 6 feet 4 inches??!! Is she a member of the NBA basketball team Chicago Bulls??!!! Shaquille O' Neal, Female version??!! :eek::eek::eek: Well now XeOn we do have a womens professional league, the WNBA...not that it gets much press, so I'd rather think she'd play for them there women. I think one of em can actually dunk, or maybe that's womens college...hazy, I only do ACC action and march madness myself...the pro's can stay off my tube. morrowasted February 25th, 2003, 09:32 PM ummmm 5'16? theres no suck thing... 12 inches a foot, dears. Xeon February 26th, 2003, 02:32 AM But...how can Shakira be just 4"10??!! U know, 4"10 is totally short!!!! It's even shorter and tinier than Kylie Minogue!! :eek::eek: 4" 10 is the same as or even shorter than my grandma!!! :eek::eek: Simon666 February 26th, 2003, 02:39 AM I read Shakira is 5" 2, which is around 1.60 m and Britney is 5" 3 which is around 1.63 m. KrazyGoth March 4th, 2003, 08:01 AM Xeon, I took your advice and i got her!!!! Hehehehe. The Avril lookalike is mine, i feel very lucky :D Xeon March 5th, 2003, 02:59 AM From Simon: I read Shakira is 5" 2, which is around 1.60 m and Britney is 5" 3 which is around 1.63 m. How can Britney be just 5"3??!! She's at least 5"6!!! :eek::eek: Dumbest CodeGuru??!! :eek::eek::D From KrazyGoth: Xeon, I took your advice and i got her!!!! Hehehehe. The Avril lookalike is mine, i feel very lucky Once again, Xeon has done it again : by offering just 1 sentence of advice to a nice guy looking for his dream girl, the guy can actually changed from a tiny worm and soar like a fiery dragon in the Heavens and seek the girl he wants. Amazing, not so. So, if you want girl advice, come over here and the consultation rate is US$500 per 1 sentence. Whether you want your future to be happy or sad, it all depends on you. :D:D KrazyGoth March 10th, 2003, 09:10 AM Hehe, I don't like the whole worm thing tho :( The dragon sums me up well :cool: Oh, Yeah, she is really pleased that i think she looks like avril, take that simon! Simon666 March 10th, 2003, 10:19 AM Originally posted by KrazyGoth Hehe, I don't like the whole worm thing tho :( The dragon sums me up well :cool: Oh, Yeah, she is really pleased that i think she looks like avril, take that simon! So she is ugly and dumb. Xeon March 10th, 2003, 08:52 PM From Simon: So she is ugly and dumb. Bah! U're just jealous, Simon pal!:D:) No no...relax! After all, we really gotta congratulate KrazyGoth for being so cool and fortunate, right? :) Anyway, Goth pal...you really gotta start making plans to get married with her so that you can connect with her legally and safely. :):D >:-> irona20 March 11th, 2003, 01:57 AM She isn't ugly, but she is very normal. Xeon No no...relax! After all, we really gotta congratulate KrazyGoth for being so cool and fortunate, right? Yes, you're right... he has a very good taste for... music ... of course :p KrazyGoth March 13th, 2003, 05:38 AM Xeon, Ummm Yeah, the problem is i am only 17 :( she is only 16. Big problem Xeon March 13th, 2003, 10:34 PM From Irona: She isn't ugly, but she is very normal. Bah, Ironah! :p:p Avril is neither ugly or pretty...her beauty is so exquitsive, uncomparable and priceless! Although Nicole Kidman is considered very very very pretty and awesomely gorgeous, for some reason....Avrils' kind of pretty far surpasses hers! It's in a class of it's own! I repeat : it's in a class of it's own! Avril's looks has set a new standard and re-define the term of what 'pretty' means!!! A break-through in mankind?! :eek: From KrazyGoth, a.k.a The Luckiest Man in the Universe: Xeon, Ummm Yeah, the problem is i am only 17 she is only 16. Big problem Argh! Isn't that better?! A cute, li'l innocent yougn teenage girl???!! Isn't this what all men, from Simon to Mick, wants???!!:eek: [Gabriel: deleted: Xeon, read your PMs] KrazyGoth March 14th, 2003, 03:22 AM Hah Yeah Xeon that is the idea, hehehe. I will try and post a picture for your enjoyment, if she will consent to it, She has consented to everything else so far ;). She is a peach KrazyGoth March 14th, 2003, 03:45 AM I am attaching a picture especially for you Xeon, the only one on my computer, irona20 March 14th, 2003, 03:48 AM Pretty red eyes! :D :D ^_^ Simon666 March 14th, 2003, 03:49 AM OK, she looks a bit like Avril, same gross hair and same ridiculous intention to wear stupid ties. By the way, maybe next time don't use a flash, judging by the look in her eyes she could play the role of Linda Blair in The Exorcist. KrazyGoth March 14th, 2003, 03:56 AM I didn't take the photo. it is a part of her school photo, hence the tie ;) what do you think Xeon? Mick March 14th, 2003, 04:24 AM Originally posted by Xeon From Irona: Bah, Ironah! :p:p Avril is neither ugly or pretty...her beauty is so exquitsive, uncomparable and priceless! Although Nicole Kidman is considered very very very pretty and awesomely gorgeous, for some reason....Avrils' kind of pretty far surpasses hers! It's in a class of it's own! I repeat : it's in a class of it's own! Avril's looks has set a new standard and re-define the term of what 'pretty' means!!! A break-through in mankind?! :eek: From KrazyGoth, a.k.a The Luckiest Man in the Universe: Argh! Isn't that better?! A cute, li'l innocent yougn teenage girl???!! Isn't this what all men, from Simon to Mick, wants???!!:eek: [Gabriel: deleted: Xeon, read your PMs] Heh sorry I missed the deleted parts XeOn. And teenage girls are a young mans game. I prefer a cold beer :) It's no wonder I won't let my daughter out with the likes of you running around the world :) :) :) Xeon March 14th, 2003, 08:40 AM From KrazyGoth: I am attaching a picture especially for you Xeon, the only one on my computer My, really!!!! :eek::D She's so pretty! Yes, right. Really an Avril look-alike! But the only horrible thing is the strange red things on her eyes, though. I thought it was some kinda freak doll, u know...like those voodoo magic and those eerie girls who are suppose to be down there, in the Pit...:eek: But don't get me wrong, though. She really is pretty! But seriously, though...u really gotta cherish her! I mean, girls are nice to flirt with, but if you've a girlfriend, you gotta cherish her body and be really nice to her. In this, I'm not telling you to take her body for granted : rather, you gotta be really romantic and sincere to her. Good girls ain't easy to come by, Goth pal. :D Also, really....your girlfriend can pass off as Miss Lavigne if she wears the same dark eye-shades! Avril looks pretty normal if not for the eye shades! :D From Simon: OK, she looks a bit like Avril, same gross hair and same ridiculous intention to wear stupid ties. Nah, Simon! What do u know! Girls in white school uniforms with ties are the latest fads these days! :p From Mick: Heh sorry I missed the deleted parts XeOn. Actually, it's about human connection, Mick. Since you're so wise, I'm sure you know the actual meaning without me saying the whole thing. If I did, I would be banned! :D And teenage girls are a young mans game. I prefer a cold beer Cold beer??!! That sucks! What you need is not teenage girls, but women! Yes, true. Women know how to care for you more, unlike li'l girls. But both have their strengths. I do wish females never grow old. :D It's no wonder I won't let my daughter out with the likes of you running around the world But Mick! Didn't your mom taught you to share??!! :eek::D Mick March 14th, 2003, 10:07 AM Originally posted by Xeon From KrazyGoth: From Mick: Actually, it's about human connection, Mick. Since you're so wise, I'm sure you know the actual meaning without me saying the whole thing. If I did, I would be banned! :D Cold beer??!! That sucks! What you need is not teenage girls, but women! Yes, true. Women know how to care for you more, unlike li'l girls. But both have their strengths. I do wish females never grow old. :D But Mick! Didn't your mom taught you to share??!! :eek::D Human connection huh, ok I have an imagination...and no I don't want to imagine what you said :) Women hmm well I've had enough, I prefer to live my days out in peaceful quiet :) (with a cold beer) Yep mum taught me alot of things, one of which is not to let my daughter around someone like you :) But I still love you :) just not in the Wfranc way :) Xeon March 14th, 2003, 08:56 PM From Mick:[/]b Human connection huh, ok I have an imagination...and no I don't want to imagine what you said What??!!! Art thou not a real man?! It's normal, Mick! Now, those of you males....if you've not dreamed of "connecting COM components" together, stand forth and show your name! :D Women hmm well I've had enough, I prefer to live my days out in peaceful quiet (with a cold beer) Yes, true. Sometimes, it can be very nice to be totally alone, but not with a cold beer, please. :D In the US, they've large pieces of landscape which are so enchantedly beautiful beyond the wildest dreams of men, such as huge empty landscapes with the sunset as a backdrop etc. :) The Windows XP wallpaper, Bliss.bmp, is also another nice example of the kind of place I love when I retire. :):) Yep mum taught me alot of things, one of which is not to let my daughter around someone like you That's where you're wrong, Mick! Anyway, glad to hear that Elizabeth Smart is back. The man who kidnapped her is a total pervert whose skills far surpasses my, though! Anyway, this kidnapper has lots of beard and is kinda errie-looking. :D:eek: But I still love you just not in the Wfranc way Argh! Again??!! By the way, I need to make something clear, by holding a second conference : I am [b]not a 13 year old cute and pretty li'l innocent teenage girl who enjoys boys!!! :D Anyway, WFranc...if he's a girl, then I really am gonna harrase him till he cries. :D Mick March 14th, 2003, 09:17 PM Originally posted by Xeon [b]From Mick:[/]b Yes, true. Sometimes, it can be very nice to be totally alone, but not with a cold beer, please. :D In the US, they've large pieces of landscape which are so enchantedly beautiful beyond the wildest dreams of men, such as huge empty landscapes with the sunset as a backdrop etc. :) The Windows XP wallpaper, Bliss.bmp, is also another nice example of the kind of place I love when I retire. :):) That's where you're wrong, Mick! Anyway, glad to hear that Elizabeth Smart is back. The man who kidnapped her is a total pervert whose skills far surpasses my, though! Anyway, this kidnapper has lots of beard and is kinda errie-looking. :D:eek: Had to download bliss to see what you meant but yes that is very nice reminds me of areas in Wyoming or Montana. If you do visit here sometime I can recommend: The Andironacks in Upstate New York (Lake George) The Outer Banks in North Carolina Anywhere in Western Montana (Kalispell/Columbia Falls/Glacier National Park and the FlatHead valley are very nice) Do visit Annapolis Maryland, we have alot of history and sample some of our world re-known Crabs (get a couple of bushels but bring plenty US dollars when you do) and Crab Cakes!!! I hope to visit France, Germany (friedburg, have some friends that work there and the pictures are breathtaking :)) and Japan, but that's when I retire and sail around the world in my sailboat. Yes Elisabeth being found alive is nothing short of stunning. I among others thought she was dead. At least that nut case didn't kill her, like so many of the other nut cases do. But we have the Amber Alert now in Maryland so I hope that helps out and hopefully the bill will pass the house and it will become a national system. And there is nothing wrong with a nice tall Cold beer unless your into guiness and like it served warm. Xeon March 15th, 2003, 07:57 AM From Mick Jagger: Had to download bliss to see what you meant but yes that is very nice reminds me of areas in Wyoming or Montana. What??!! The Bliss.bmp wallpaper comes only with Windows XP....and you downloaded it?! The Art of Downloading pirated OSes using broadband 512 kbps technology?! :D U're exposed! :D The Andironacks in Upstate New York (Lake George) The Outer Banks in North Carolina Anywhere in Western Montana (Kalispell/Columbia Falls/Glacier National Park and the FlatHead valley are very nice) My! Never heard of these places before, but anything that's new are always interesting. I know there's this wonderful cliff whereby there's 4 faces of the great Presidents of the past : George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and 2 others, I believe. Those are very nicely carved gigantic artwork! Is that called President's Cliff or Hill of the Big Boys?! :D Do visit Annapolis Maryland, we have alot of history and sample some of our world re-known Crabs (get a couple of bushels but bring plenty US dollars when you do) and Crab Cakes!!! Yucks! I hate crabs and seafood! I dunno how you guys eat crabs there, but over here, you have to use precise technology to separate the shell away from the meat and such. :D I hope to visit France, Germany (friedburg, have some friends that work there and the pictures are breathtaking ) and Japan, but that's when I retire and sail around the world in my sailboat. No no...never do that. U gotta tour the world when you're 39 ++ years old! Cos' as men get older, they lose their power. And....u get it. Japanese girls are cute, but I prefer Japanese robes more. When you wear these robes on French girls, German girls....how CUTE!!!! :eek::D Yes Elisabeth being found alive is nothing short of stunning. I among others thought she was dead. At least that nut case didn't kill her, like so many of the other nut cases do. Yes, right. But I suspect there's something wrong with her. This Brian(the kidnapper) probably did some brain-washing to her and she seems to be kinda weird now. And there is nothing wrong with a nice tall Cold beer unless your into guiness and like it served warm. Argh no! The smell and taste of beer really sucks by nature and I always feel giddy when I smell it. By the time I down 1 small cup, I would probably be component-connecting with boys. :D:eek: Wfranc March 15th, 2003, 04:33 PM Yucks! I hate crabs and seafood! I dunno how you guys eat crabs there, but over here, you have to use precise technology to separate the shell away from the meat and such. No Xeon, they are tasty ! If you try once, you ll like it then...:) Japanese girls are cute, but I prefer Japanese robes more. When you wear these robes on French girls, German girls....how CUTE!!!! I guess you meant Japanese Kimono. I think if French, German...girls wear these, they also look prettie..:):D Mick March 15th, 2003, 04:52 PM Originally posted by Wfranc No Xeon, they are tasty ! If you try once, you ll like it then...:) Don't forget the melted butter!!! Nothing is better to clog the arteries with :) :) (and the Old Bay seasoning but that's a local thing) Xeon March 15th, 2003, 08:04 PM From WFranc: No Xeon, they are tasty ! If you try once, you ll like it then Yes, I know crab meat is pretty nice and sweet to eat, but I dunno how to separate the zillions of tiny shell pieces from te meat, which is why I hate them. I mean, you've to spend 99% of your time separating them while u're eating, and by the time u've finished, the cows have already turned blue and everyone in CodeGuru has become a moderator. :D:) I guess you meant Japanese Kimono. I think if French, German...girls wear these, they also look prettie.. Yes, yes! Kimono! These are very sweet robes indeed : in fact, my favorite kind of clothes for girls when u're sleeping next to them. The best thing is that after a girl baths and smells so nice and she wears this thing, argh! U wanna touch her and.......:eek::D >:-> From Mick: Don't forget the melted butter!!! Nothing is better to clog the arteries with (and the Old Bay seasoning but that's a local thing) Whoa! Eating crab with butter!!!! By the way, do Americans eat chicken chop half the time? Or is it some berries or fruits for lunch?! :eek::eek: Platinum Plus March 20th, 2003, 09:35 AM Hey Xeon, what's your body weight ? Xeon March 20th, 2003, 09:23 PM From Platinum: Hey Xeon, what's your body weight ? Why! :D:D Thank you for the offer to make me a supermodel, Platinum! :) Well, my body weight is around 48 kg. It's about 112++ pounds, if I'm right. :):):D Aleqv March 21st, 2003, 07:22 AM Originally posted by Xeon Why! :D:D Thank you for the offer to make me a supermodel, Platinum! :) Well, my body weight is around 48 kg. It's about 112++ pounds, if I'm right. :):):D You are that thin ?:( :D How tall are you, Xeon? Xeon March 22nd, 2003, 06:44 AM From Aleq: You are that thin ? How tall are you, Xeon? Yes, yes! :D:) I'm pretty thin, and I'm only 1.65 m.(5"5 feet) Being short has it's own advantages too, although in certain circumstances(such as connecting human components together), I wish I could be stronger and taller, so that the other party(a real girl) would err.......you get it. :D:D:D:D Mick March 22nd, 2003, 07:24 AM Originally posted by Xeon From Aleq: Yes, yes! :D:) I'm pretty thin, and I'm only 1.65 m.(5"5 feet) Being short has it's own advantages too, although in certain circumstances(such as connecting human components together), I wish I could be stronger and taller, so that the other party(a real girl) would err.......you get it. :D:D:D:D Xeon, my friend, this is why you need to by THE RACK, it is only 29.95$us and has a 30-day money back guaruntee, if you combine THE RACK with our 30-day EXPANDER kit then you 2 can experience what it is like to be 6'1 and 200 lbs... (Big Macs sold seperatly) in just 30 days. And if you hurry you can get our ARTERY BUSTER kit for FREE. But wait, we aren't done yet, order now and also get a set of Ginzu knifes that your whole family can enjoy (it's great for parties). It slices, it dices.... Xeon March 22nd, 2003, 08:15 PM From Mick: Xeon, my friend, this is why you need to by THE RACK, it is only 29.95$us and has a 30-day money back guaruntee, if you combine THE RACK with our 30-day EXPANDER kit then you 2 can experience what it is like to be 6'1 and 200 lbs... (Big Macs sold seperatly) in just 30 days. And if you hurry you can get our ARTERY BUSTER kit for FREE. But wait, we aren't done yet, order now and also get a set of Ginzu knifes that your whole family can enjoy (it's great for parties). It slices, it dices.... Whoa! Thank you so much for your offer, Mick! :):D Well....I dunno what The Rack does, but the Expander kit sounds cool, although I don't like artificial expansions. I'm already happy with my results, which is plotted and analysed on a spreadsheet using Microsoft Excel. :D However, though, I might think of purchasing the Artery Buster Kit, cos' I'm sure it's gonna gimme additional adrenaline rush. As for the Ginzu knives....err....I think it's not suitable for me, cos' I don't like the school of toturing components. I prefer the traditional(and really creative and pleasing) style of good, nice, soft, cute and sweet and sexy art of connecting human-based components together. I'm currently creating a Girl-Construction Kit where by users can create a Real Girl from scratch! Till then, maybe we can cross sell our products. :D:D >;-> Mick March 22nd, 2003, 08:26 PM I've hesitated, I really have, ever since you started the connecting components speech...I really have, so god forgive me for what I am about to do But XeOn my friend, please place an order with www.realdoll.com It might relieve your girl problem. codeguru.com
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