Who is Uncle Sam?!

[Xeon]

No no...don't gimme crap. I know Uncle Sam isn't Sam Hobbs. Uncle Sam must be some president in the old ages in America, while our Sam Hobbs is a programmer in CA, USA. :):):)

Just who is Uncle Sam? This figure always appear in newspaper and articles and is always shown with white hair, a tall hat(with US-flag designs) and a suit with US-flag designs too.(the stars, the reds, the whites, the stripes and the blues)

He doesn't resemble Lincoln(Lincoln has dark brown/black hair etc.) and he doesn't resemble George Washington too.(G. Washington has curly-like hair)
And I know he's not the notorious and infamous modern President of War : George War Bush.

Just who is Uncle Sam? Brad L. Jones?! Err no no...sorry. :D:D:D:D

[Tom Frohman]

Well the key is that Uncle Sam's initials are US. He is a fictional character who symbolizes the US government(Big Brother?). Sort of like John Bull for England. Supposedly there was some guy long ago who was used as the prototype for uncle sam but on the whole it is just a slangy way of referring to the US government.

They could have as easily used Elvis.

A dubious explanation of the origin of Uncle Sam:
http://www.spirithistory.com/unclesam.html

A better explanation
http://home.nycap.rr.com/content/us_bio.html


Tom

[Wfranc]

Sure you knew that but why you made such a question ?:D :D :D :D
By the way can you tell me how old you are Xeon???:D :D:D :D

[Xeon]

Thanks a lot, Tom!:):):)

Before this, I thought Uncle Sam was some grand wise USA President of old America. :):)
Thanks! :D:cool::)

[Xeon]

No no, WFranc! I dunno who Uncle Sam really was, you see. :):)

And I'm 18 years old this year. BUT....I'm sure you're younger than me! I bet you're 14?! :eek::D:D:D

[Wfranc]

But you know, I thought you were around 24:o :D :D :D :D

[Xeon]

Nah, WFranc! If I'm 24, I would probably be speaking like Irona. :)
If I'm 30, I would probably be speaking like Tom Frohman's old brother.
If I'm 40++, I would be speaking like Brad. :D:D:D:D

[Wfranc]

from XeON
If I'm 30, I would probably be speaking like Tom Frohman's old brother.
If I'm 40++, I would be speaking like Brad.

No.... I think Brad is over 55. and Tom is around 26.:D:D:Di am telling you the truth that may turn out to be mistaken or incorect :p .:D:D:d

[Tom Frohman]

Originally posted by Wfranc
Tom is around 26.:D:D:D

44



My motto, you have to grow old but you can stay immature for the rest of your life.

[Xeon]

From WFranc:

No.... I think Brad is over 55. and Tom is around 26.i am telling you the truth that may turn out to be mistaken or incorect .:d

Nah! Brad is only around 38 - 42 years old! :):)
And oh. I can't believe Tom is 44??!!! :eek:
I thought Tom is just a man who just graduated from university and is having a young wife?!! :eek:


My motto, you have to grow old but you can stay immature for the rest of your life.


I agree totally! :)
That's why I'm planning to volunteer for being a baby-sitter part-time in some child-care center. :D:D

[Tom Frohman]

I thought Tom is just a man who just graduated from university and is having a young wife?!!

Just graduated? It hasn't been that long.

I finished my Ph.D. in 1999. I finished undergraduate in 1982. I worked many years then quit and went back to school.

Young wife? Well my lady is 49. I guess that is pretty young ;)

[Wfranc]

Oh Xeon that partime job isreally suitable for you because I am absolutely sure that you can make children laugh all the time:D:D But remember not to teach them how to become playboys Okay ?:D
Young wife? Well my lady is 49. I guess that is pretty young

Oh Tom, your wife is still young, and I am also sure that she will be happy and get younger when she lives with you. Because you are also the guy who can make people laugh from time to time, you know that !:D
Is it true that people will become much younger if they just try to keep smiling and.....maybe laughing all the time ? I think it is.!!!:D
So when we meet in this forum, we laugh to be younger :D ;)

[morrowasted]

Actually you guys, Uncle Sam was created in 1789 as a representaion of Congress. I never really noticed that the initials were US, thats pretty cool.

[Tom Frohman]

Actually you guys, Uncle Sam was created in 1789 as a representaion of Congress. I never really noticed that the initials were US, thats pretty cool.

Do you have any references for this?

This does not sync with the explanation given at most websites of the origin of uncle sam in the first half of the 1800's.

see the two links given above



http://www.spirithistory.com/unclesam.html

http://home.nycap.rr.com/content/us_bio.html

[morrowasted]

well thats what my US History teacher said. He first appeared as a man pulling out his empty pockets to raise money for the gov't, according to what i read in my history textbook...

[Xeon]

From MorrowWasted:

Actually you guys, Uncle Sam was created in 1789 as a representaion of Congress. I never really noticed that the initials were US, thats pretty cool.

Hmmm....seems like there's a conflict here! But Uncle Sam might be Uncle Samuel!!! :):D

[morrowasted]

ur mom... wow i just noticed u have a LOT of posts!

[Xeon]

From MorrowWasted:

ur mom... wow i just noticed u have a LOT of posts!


Indeed I have, dear! Even Sam Hobbs, the legendary man with 700++ posts, is nothing compared to my 4000++ posts! That's the thing! Ho ho ho!

In short, I transcend all things in the Omnibetaverse. :cool::cool::cool:

[morrowasted]

ummm sam hobbs has 7000+ posts, not 700... i think...

[Wfranc]

Originally posted by morrowasted
well thats what my US History teacher said. He first appeared as a man pulling out his empty pockets to raise money for the gov't, according to what i read in my history textbook...


Really ? I have never heard of this before, well maybe I am 80 now so I seem to have completely forgoten everything!:D:D

[Xeon]

From MorrowWasted:

ummm sam hobbs has 7000+ posts, not 700... i think...


Can't you see I'm trying to boost my already-low ego??!! :o:D:D

By the way, with the new members including WFranc and MorrowWasted(Tomorrow wasted?! :eek:), CodeGuru becomes younger and younger! Cheers! :D

Now, mates....we're gonna discuss about Pokemon and 13 year old girls from now on, k?! :):D:D

[morrowasted]

sounds good to me! but seriously my name is:
Morrow-asted
ONE W
Morrow comes from my favorite video game, morrowind
wasted comes from... wasted
no i am not a drugee...

[morrowasted]

btw i liked your old avatar better

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Xeon
I transcend all things in the Omnibetaverse.
What was that you said about having a small ego? And low self-esteem? Xeon, buddy, chap, I think you misunderstand the Omnibetaverse. There is nothing outside the omnibetaverse. There is always something more transcendental than anything tangible in the omnibetaverse. There is no best, worst, most, least. So while you may transcend all things in this universe (and I believe you do, along with many others), your statement above is simply a flat out lie.

[morrowasted]

sure why not! so anyway i was at the omnibetaverse when i noticed a large crowd practicing pseudoantidissestablishmentarianism, right?
it was crazy!

[Xeon]

From MorrowWasted:

no i am not a drugee...

Drugee == someone who takes drugs?! Or someone who errr....peddles females all over the world?! :D:D


btw i liked your old avatar better

My! Really! Yes, but this face avatar is the close-up shot of that overall one, the black demon with wings holding a long portable cannon in his right hand. :D

From Solar:


What was that you said about having a small ego? And low self-esteem? Xeon, buddy, chap, I think you misunderstand the Omnibetaverse. There is nothing outside the omnibetaverse. There is always something more transcendental than anything tangible in the omnibetaverse. There is no best, worst, most, least. So while you may transcend all things in this universe (and I believe you do, along with many others), your statement above is simply a flat out lie.

BAH, Solar!!!! :p U're just jealous cos' you didn't have a chance to transcend the Omnibetaverse itself. Errr....just a taster : when you transcend the Omnibetaverse, you'll feel as though you can do anything : abuse Presidents, create plants and planets, create Light and Darkness, create universes and clusters of galaxies as well as creating Adam and Eve and Xeon. :D:D:D

[morrowasted]

ummm sure.... a drugee is someone who takes drugs yes

[Xeon]

From MorrowWasted:

ummm sure.... a drugee is someone who takes drugs yes


Oh I see! Is that US slang? Never heard of drugee before although it's a darn cute word!!! Hmmm......girls......girly?! :D:D:D:D

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Xeon
Oh I see! Is that US slang?
Yes.
Originally posted by Xeon
Hmmm......girls......girly?!
Let's consider the following hypothetical situation:
* Xeon is a "druggee". This means he does pot or something.
* Xeon is a "girly". This is not grammatically correct, so consider the statement 'Xeon is girly'. This tends to mean that he enjoys long walks on the beach... wearing a pink frilly bikini.

[morrowasted]

Oh I see! Is that US slang?

where do you live Xeon?

[Mick]

I think XeOn is in singapore? Which if your into S&M then the caning sure works for you ;)

[morrowasted]

ah yes, one of those smart asain people, i see now!

[Simon666]

Originally posted by morrowasted
ah yes, one of those smart asain people, i see now!
There are dumb ones too, and who says Xeon isn't one of them? :D:p:p

[Xeon]

From Solar:

Let's consider the following hypothetical situation:
* Xeon is a "druggee". This means he does pot or something.
* Xeon is a "girly". This is not grammatically correct, so consider the statement 'Xeon is girly'. This tends to mean that he enjoys long walks on the beach... wearing a pink frilly bikini.

Sorry, Solar! But to disappoint your fantasies for the 475th time....I'm a real man more manly than you!!! :D:D:p

From MorrowWasted:

ah yes, one of those smart asain people, i see now!


Yes, Mick is right. I'm from Singapore. And no no, please! I'm not at all smart. I fail almost all my tests in school and more. :D How sad! :D
And I bet you say this cos' most those Asians and foreign students in your high school always get top marks in school/classes/tests, eh? :D
It's the same here : foreign students, for some reason, always outperform locals. :D

From Mick:

I think XeOn is in singapore? Which if your into S&M then the caning sure works for you


U're very direct, Mick! :)
Yes, sure. The caning system here is crazy. If u're over-age and u errr....rape cute girls and women etc., you get the caning(The Cane of Satan) and jail.
1 strike is enough to split your butt into 50 pieces and 100 sub-pieces! :eek:
And no. S & M is more popular in Japan. :D

[Simon666]

Originally posted by Xeon
Yes, Mick is right. I'm from Singapore. And no no, please! I'm not at all smart. I fail almost all my tests in school and more. :D How sad! :D
See? :D:p:p

[Xeon]

From Simon:

See?

Nothing to be happy about, Simon! :cool::o
After all, we all have our own flaws!

Besides......mate.....:cool.......you're.......talkin' to the.....future owner of a chicken chop stall which sells the world's most delicious chicken chops......ever. :cool::cool:

I'm really gonna learn how to cook delicious chicken chop and cutlet one of these days. In the meantime, I'm gonna learn how to fry an egg. No...I gotta learn how to turn on the wok and use the stove. :eek:

[Simon666]

Originally posted by Xeon
Besides......mate.....:cool.......you're.......talkin' to the.....future owner of a chicken chop stall which sells the world's most delicious chicken chops......ever. :cool::cool:

I'm really gonna learn how to cook delicious chicken chop and cutlet one of these days. In the meantime, I'm gonna learn how to fry an egg. No...I gotta learn how to turn on the wok and use the stove. :eek:
Seems like my wishes will come true some day: seeing you ask me : "Do you want fries with that?" :p:p:p

[Xeon]

From Simon:

Seems like my wishes will come true some day: seeing you ask me : "Do you want fries with that?"

Hmmm......I would need to setup plans to purchase a software for my chicken chop business. A software that not only manages my customers' information for me, but also allows me to ban certain customers according to each and everyone's unique attribute on them.(like IP addresses)
Plus, I can also set up a 'Chops & Fetishes' forum so that chicken chop lovers can give extreme suggestions on how to enjoy chicken chops/cutlets best : such as a girl sitting on a man and feasting on chicken chop, or a military solider in the Gulf eating chicken chop while the enemy is busy looking for chicken chop himself to satisfy his needs and wants.

In short : if there's no chicken chop, the world would fall. Bush would be no more, and empires and such would come to naught. :cool::cool::D:D

[Simon666]

Originally posted by Xeon
From Simon:


Hmmm......I would need to setup plans to purchase a software for my chicken chop business. A software that not only manages my customers' information for me, but also allows me to ban certain customers according to each and everyone's unique attribute on them.(like IP addresses)
Plus, I can also set up a 'Chops & Fetishes' forum so that chicken chop lovers can give extreme suggestions on how to enjoy chicken chops/cutlets best : such as a girl sitting on a man and feasting on chicken chop, or a military solider in the Gulf eating chicken chop while the enemy is busy looking for chicken chop himself to satisfy his needs and wants.

In short : if there's no chicken chop, the world would fall. Bush would be no more, and empires and such would come to naught. :cool::cool::D:D
That's chicken chop seven times in one post. :rolleyes: You know what happened to gurls? :D:p:p

[CBasicNet]

Originally posted by Xeon
I'm really gonna learn how to cook delicious chicken chop and cutlet one of these days. In the meantime, I'm gonna learn how to fry an egg. No...I gotta learn how to turn on the wok and use the stove. :eek:

Chinese style Chicken chop eh?:p :D :p

[Gabriel Fleseriu]

Originally posted by Simon666

That's chicken chop seven times in one post. :rolleyes: You know what happened to gurls? :D:p:p

It's time, indeed to add a few more words to the black list :cool:

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Simon666
There are dumb ones too, and who says Xeon isn't one of them?Originally posted by Simon666
Seems like my wishes will come true some day: seeing you ask me : "Do you want fries with that?" Originally posted by Simon666
That's chicken chop seven times in one post. You know what happened to gurls?
Quite the cynic today, aren't we?

Originally posted by Gabriel Fleserieu
It's time, indeed to add a few more words to the black list

So, finally NI will have its place in CG, as originally suggested by Simon and Xeon. As long as you're adding a few more, let me think of some I want to be on the list. ;)

[morrowasted]

i can make ramen noodles and grilled cheese sandwhich!

[Tom Frohman]

Seems like there is a place for everything so I'll state the following facts here. "It's plot development. It has to go somewhere."

1 My Kitchen sink clogged up today.
2 My work computer stopped working.
3 My employer took away my office and assigned me to a cubicle that hasn't been built yet. For now I get a desk in the middle of the room where electricians are still wiring the joint.



"An argument? No, sorry, this is the complaint department..."

[morrowasted]

lol good job!

[Simon666]

Originally posted by solarflare
Quite the cynic today, aren't we?
Whenever I can tease Xeon, I like to seize the opportunity.

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Simon666
Whenever I can tease Xeon, I like to seize the opportunity.
Your explanation checks out. ;):D

[morrowasted]

yep sure

[Xeon]

From CBasic.net:

Chinese style Chicken chop eh?

Nah, CBasicNet! There's many ways to cook chicken chop. When I say cooking chicken chop in a wok, I actually mean chicken cutlet : the fried/crispy version of chicken chop.

If you use a wok, u pour lottsa oil into it and put the chicken meat inside the wok and use a ladle to flip it here and there, there and here, and let it get cooked/fried by the boiling fire. Then, when you're done, you add french fries(big wavy ones) and beans as well. Chicken cutlet goes very well with certain sauces, such as potatoe goo and pepper as well.

As for chicken chop, the best ingredients to use as a perfect flavouring is onions.(to make the sauce)
Even a poorly cooked chicken chop tastes 1000 times more perfect if you add in the best sauce.

If Brad allows, I'll write a full article all about chicken chop, including it's history, it's origins, the dimensions and attributes of the average chicken chop, how to order chicken chops, what to say to vendors, the pricing and licencning of chicken chop, the major chicken chop outlets around the world, what kinda sauce to use, the DOs and DONT's, the pros and cons, some chicken chop facts and health tips, as well as hints on how to eat it(hand angle, head position and how wide you gotta open your mouth while eating it) and the time best taken to eat chicken chop, and last but not least, what kinda soup and side-dishes goes best with chicken chop and chicken cutlet.
This article shall be posted in the Other Controls sub-section of the Codeguru main page.
I'll also be please to supply pictures and links in the article itself so that you folks can learn more about chicken chop. And maybe a forum in Codeguru to discuss chicken chop would be very nice too! :D:)

From Gabriel:

It's time, indeed to add a few more words to the black list

Don't be silly, Gabriel! U know, u really gotta eat more chicken chop to become nicer and less mean. :D:cool:

From MorrowWasted:

i can make ramen noodles and grilled cheese sandwhich!

By the way, MorrowWasted....what is Ramen noodles? American sphagetti? :eek::)

From Simon:

Whenever I can tease Xeon, I like to seize the opportunity.

How perverse and psychotic, Simon! Allow me to repeat for the last time before I take any legal action : I'm not interested in men or boys or males!!! :eek::p
If you wanna tease, you gotta tease females, cos' that's more normal. Irona would be nice. >:->

[morrowasted]

ramen noodles are a type of instant soup. you boil it, pour in the flavor and BOOM theyre made.

[Mick]

Two cups of water, bring to a boil, add noodles, and flavoring (they come in all kinds of I don't know what this is but it tastes great flavors)...cook three minutes...or you can just add hot tap water let sit if your in a rush ;)

They are great for stocking your fallout shelter...

[Simon666]

You broke the previous record. Now 21 times chicken chop in one post. :rolleyes:

[Platinum Plus]

Xeon says
Just who is Uncle Sam? Not Me ...

:(

[irona20]

Originally posted by Platinum Plus
Not Me ...

:(

Welcome PP!!! :D :) :D :*

[Simon666]

Originally posted by Platinum Plus
Not Me ...
:(
You're back. Back from the dead. :) Uhm, I guess that would make you a zombie. :eek: Where have you been?

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Platinum Plus
Not Me ...
:(
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On behalf of everyone here in CodeGuru, oh heck, on behalf of everyone in the world, welcome back!!! We're not letting you get away again. I think you have a lot of questions to answer... and don't try to do that disappearing thing again... not cool! I'm pretty suspicious, but I'm too happy to see our buddy P++ back again to be concerned! :D:D:D:D:D

[Simon666]

Anyway, did anybody notice Xeon is not around although he usually is around this time? Just kidding. :D:p:p

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Simon666
Anyway, did anybody notice Xeon is not around although he usually is around this time? Just kidding. :D:p:p
It's obvious now that Gabriel==P++. At a young age, a strange machine split him into two people, each half containing the polar opposite personality.

(I have a sneaking suspicion that P++ has already disappeared again, and will not replying to any of these posts.)

[Simon666]

Originally posted by solarflare
It's obvious now that Gabriel==P++. At a young age, a strange machine split him into two people, each half containing the polar opposite personality.
Could make sense. :D
Originally posted by solarflare
(I have a sneaking suspicion that P++ has already disappeared again, and will not replying to any of these posts.)
So do I.

[Xeon]

From Simon666:

Anyway, did anybody notice Xeon is not around although he usually is around this time? Just kidding.

Yes, it seems that P++ is back, maybe for the time being. :D:)
No no...I was watching this really romantic show about a dragon and love and stuff, so I got online later. :):):D

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Xeon
Yes, it seems that P++ is back, maybe for the time being.
Casual disinterest, and not even a greeting? Something is definitely wrong here. I think I was right to be suspicious.

[Xeon]

From Simon:

Casual disinterest, and not even a greeting? Something is definitely wrong here. I think I was right to be suspicious.

Nah! I've already greeted Platinum vigorously in the PM message I got from him. :):):):)

[Simon666]

From Simon:

quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Casual disinterest, and not even a greeting? Something is definitely wrong here. I think I was right to be suspicious.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Nah! I've already greeted Platinum vigorously in the PM message I got from him.
OK, I think we had everybody=everybody already, apart from Simon666 = Solarflare. Congratulations on cracking the last combination Xeon. :p :D

[Xeon]

From Simon:

Congratulations on cracking the last combination Xeon.

That's impossible! For once...I thought Solar is more intelligent than you?! :):D:D:D

[Platinum Plus]

Simon says
You're back. Back from the dead. Uhm, I guess that would make you a zombie. Where have you been?

:o :( :rolleyes: :D

solarflare says

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On behalf of everyone here in CodeGuru, oh heck, on behalf of everyone in the world, welcome back!!! We're not letting you get away again. I think you have a lot of questions to answer... and don't try to do that disappearing thing again... not cool! I'm pretty suspicious, but I'm too happy to see our buddy P++ back again to be concerned! :D:D:D:D:D

Thanks guys. How are things this year? Xeon no longer Elite ??
Wass going on ?
Am in Zimbabwe :(

[Simon666]

Originally posted by Platinum Plus
Am in Zimbabwe :(
Could that be the reason why we don't here so much from you any more? :eek: Yep Xeon is no longer elite, he proposed Brad to submit an article about chicken chops, upon which Brad used all his powers to give Xeon the most special status on this forum.

[Gabriel Fleseriu]

Originally posted by Platinum Plus
Thanks guys. How are things this year? Xeon no longer Elite ??
Wass going on ?
Am in Zimbabwe :(

Welcome back, buddy! Yes, Xeon is no longer Elite. He is a "fallen angel" as his signature sais. He fell on his nose...:D

Zimbabwe? I guess that explains your absence. How is it down there? (Hot, I imagine ;))

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Platinum Plus
Thanks guys. How are things this year? Xeon no longer Elite ??
Wass going on ?
Am in Zimbabwe :(
So are you gonna stick around this time, reclaim your throne as P++, or what?

[Tom Frohman]

Xeon wrote
Chicken cutlet goes very well with certain sauces, such as potatoe goo and pepper as well.

Looking make at one of Xeon's posts, I made a horrifying discovery. Xeon is actually Dan Quayle!!!!

Who else would spell potato as potatoe?????

This could be the end of civilization as we know it.

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Who else would spell potato as potatoe?????

Potatoe, tomatoe, volcanoe, it's eesy to make mistakes like that.

[Tom Frohman]

Originally posted by solarflare

Potatoe, tomatoe, volcanoe, it's eesy to make mistakes like that.

you say potato and I say potahto.
you say tomato and I say tomahto.
Potato , potahto, tomato, tomahto
let's call the whole thing off....



Gershwin rules....

[Platinum Plus]

solarflare says

So are you gonna stick around this time, reclaim your throne as P++, or what?
Connecting to the internet from here is a bit on the expensive side but I will try my best.

It's been raining lately. Cyclone Japhet has had its toll :(

[Mick]

Originally posted by Tom Frohman


you say potato and I say potahto.
you say tomato and I say tomahto.
Potato , potahto, tomato, tomahto
let's call the whole thing off....



Gershwin rules....

ehh, tomato, tomatho....what...dude it's Ketchup....there I go thinking in the center again...

[Xeon]

From Platinum:

Am in Zimbabwe

Whoa!!!! No, Platinum! GET OUTTA THERE NOW!!!!! THIS INSTANCE!!!!
Haven't you heard about Terror Himself....President Robert Mugabe who kills all white farmers and people??!!!!:eek::eek:
Get outta there now and seek the shelter of female lionesses!!!! NOW!!!!:o:cool:

From Gabriel:

Welcome back, buddy! Yes, Xeon is no longer Elite. He is a "fallen angel" as his signature sais. He fell on his nose...


Argh! I do wish Brad can gimme a more creative and nicer name, rather than a silly _.
That's really ugly and it tarnishes my avatar and reputation! Even a ! or @ is nicer than _!!!:D

From Tom:

Looking make at one of Xeon's posts, I made a horrifying discovery. Xeon is actually Dan Quayle!!!!
Who else would spell potato as potatoe?????
This could be the end of civilization as we know it.

But I thought potatoe is spelled as potatoe??!!! I remember there was an 'e'!!! Maybe there's none! :D
How ironic!!!:D

[Simon666]

Originally posted by Xeon
From Gabriel:
Argh! I do wish Brad can gimme a more creative and nicer name, rather than a silly _.
That's really ugly and it tarnishes my avatar and reputation! Even a ! or @ is nicer than _!!!:D
Look at the bright side: you have the most unique status on this forum. Some people would kill for that. Well, I would.... :D :eek:
Originally posted by Xeon
From Tom:
But I thought potatoe is spelled as potatoe??!!! I remember there was an 'e'!!! Maybe there's none! :D
How ironic!!!:D
There is only one in plural: tomatoes. Dan Quayle is another example of a moron in charge of the US. Such things are very unfortunate. Clinton however was said to be quite smart, and I once read James Garfield (http://members.tripod.com/~american_almanac/garfield.htm) wrote his own proof for Pythagoras' theorem. I remember that name because of the cat (you know, the comic book character Garfield).

[CBasicNet]

Originally posted by Simon666

Look at the bright side: you have the most unique status on this forum. Some people would kill for that. Well, I would.... :D :eek:


I can't believe this (http://www.codeguru.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=235112). :rolleyes:

[Gabriel Fleseriu]

Originally posted by CBasicNet


I can't believe this (http://www.codeguru.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=235112). :rolleyes:

Well, someone shoul tell that guy what the status "_" means :)

[Simon666]

Originally posted by CBasicNet
I can't believe this (http://www.codeguru.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=235112). :rolleyes:
What about it? I see nothing special? :confused:

Member + already exists for quite some time.

[mdmd]

Originally posted by Gabriel Fleseriu
Well, someone shoul tell that guy what the status "_" means :)

The guy knows what "_" means. The guy is joking. But really,
he wants to be a deciple of Xeon and learn how to pick up cute
girls !

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Simon666
What about it? I see nothing special
Upon closer examination... neither do I.

[CBasicNet]

Originally posted by solarflare

Upon closer examination... neither do I.

lol

mdmd had removed his signature.:D

[Tom Frohman]

Originally posted by solarflare

Upon closer examination... neither do I.

Me three..

[CBasicNet]

Originally posted by mdmd
The guy knows what "_" means. The guy is joking. But really,
he wants to be a deciple of Xeon and learn how to pick up cute
girls !

I sort of know the guy is joking because he is a better programmer than Xeon.

Oh wait, aren't you the guy!!:p

[mdmd]

That's me :D. It was mentioned. I wasn't asked to take it down
but I didn't want it to attract too much attention because
some people might have taken it the wrong way; so I deleted it
while I think of something else. Perhaps a link to my new website
promoting Xeonlightenment :D

[scarab_cn]

Originally posted by Wfranc
Oh Xeon that partime job isreally suitable for you because I am absolutely sure that you can make children laugh all the time:D:D But remember not to teach them how to become playboys Okay ?:D


.....
Is it true that people will become much younger if they just try to keep smiling and.....maybe laughing all the time ? I think it is.!!!:D
So when we meet in this forum, we laugh to be younger :D ;)

Yeah,this thread is so funny, I can't help laughing....haha

PS:Xeon is really a playboy in codeguru, in this forum.

[Xeon]

What?! My status has been changed to '.' ??!!!:eek::D
Could it be because of the .net hype and now it's .Xeon??!!:eek:

From Scarab_CN:

Yeah,this thread is so funny, I can't help laughing....haha


Stop laughing! Where have you been all these centuries, Scarab?:D

[quote]
PS:Xeon is really a playboy in codeguru, in this forum.[/quote[]

Nah! Actually, I'm a really faithful guy when I see girls I really love. I would do everything for them! :D
But anyway, it's better not to get married too early cos' your freedom would be restricted....PLUS....you have to deal with your wife if you go out with 3 female friends or something. That's why! :):D

[Wfranc]

For you...I search many web pages to find out these two good proverbs (I think it is good). I don't feel ashamed to tell everyone in these forums know that I want to be a friend of Xeon's. That is what I would like to tell you :). I am afraid you are still angry at me though.... :(
We will start from the begining Okay ?:) Be good friend !?!?!(^_^)

[SolarFlare]

This is a sad, sad day for Xeon. He is 'member,' not even 'Member,' but just 'member.' '_' was pretty cool, but I would hate to be just 'member.' Xeon, you have my consolation. :(

[Mick]

Originally posted by solarflare
This is a sad, sad day for Xeon. He is 'member,' not even 'Member,' but just 'member.' '_' was pretty cool, but I would hate to be just 'member.' Xeon, you have my consolation. :(

Ahh but it really doesn't matter does it? we know who XeOn is don't we? He's not just a Elite member, he's not just a _ he's not just a . He's XeOn and they can never take that away from him, ok well maybe they can :) Kinda reminds me of Soylent Green for some strange reason :)

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Mick_2002
Ahh but it really doesn't matter does it? we know who XeOn is don't we? He's not just a Elite member, he's not just a _ he's not just a . He's XeOn and they can never take that away from him, ok well maybe they can :) Kinda reminds me of Soylent Green for some strange reason :)
Well, Xeon cares about it, I'm sure.

[SolarFlare]

Well at least Xeon should be glad he doesn't have the title Member -.

[Xeon]

From WFranc:

For you...I search many web pages to find out these two good proverbs (I think it is good). I don't feel ashamed to tell everyone in these forums know that I want to be a friend of Xeon's. That is what I would like to tell you . I am afraid you are still angry at me though....
We will start from the begining Okay ? Be good friend !?!?!(^_^)

Angry??!! :eek: Since when have I been angry at anyone here?! :eek:
Even when Brad injured my ego every day with his status-changing tricks, and even when Gabriel launched pre-emptive strikes at my base, I never got angry!:D
It's alright, but one word, WFranc : I'm not a gay, and never will be.:D

From Solar:

This is a sad, sad day for Xeon. He is 'member,' not even 'Member,' but just 'member.' '_' was pretty cool, but I would hate to be just 'member.' Xeon, you have my consolation.

Argh! How sad! From _ to . to member to ???!!! What's next? Member -, as what Solar says?! Nooo!!!
Argh Brad! Stop playing the status-rotating game! Gimme a special name, like Fellow of CodeGuru or something grand. :o

From Mick:

Ahh but it really doesn't matter does it? we know who XeOn is don't we? He's not just a Elite member, he's not just a _ he's not just a . He's XeOn and they can never take that away from him, ok well maybe they can Kinda reminds me of Soylent Green for some strange reason


Argh! Another mushy guy?!:eek:

Whether in war or in peace, MiCk, I swear total alliance with you, blood by blood, heart by heart. We shall fight side by side, brother by brother, on the battlefield which awaits us.:D

[scarab_cn]

I found a word "Uncle Joe" in newpaper.
Who is Uncle Joe?:D :D :D

[scarab_cn]

Originally posted by Wfranc
For you...I search many web pages to find out these two good proverbs (I think it is good). I don't feel ashamed to tell everyone in these forums know that I want to be a friend of Xeon's. That is what I would like to tell you :). I am afraid you are still angry at me though.... :(
We will start from the begining Okay ?:) Be good friend !?!?!(^_^)

If Wfranc is a girl, Xeon will be very lucky.;) :p

[Wfranc]

Originally posted by scarab_cn
I found a word "Uncle Joe" in newpaper.
Who is Uncle Joe?:D :D :D
I am not sure how other people explain but for me, he is a kinda weirdo riding on a flying red horse from this place to another goofing at what people posted and then try to make up himself a goofy clown, come on the stage making others laugh. It is really akinda bullsheess.




To poor Xeon,
I have never meant it. So stop explaining, Hope you not to be easily provoked by some jerk here. :) By the way, stop talking about that Gabrl , 2 kids, one time dirvorce now living with newly wedded husband.... Got it ?

[Gabriel Fleseriu]

Originally posted by Wfranc
To poor Xeon,
By the way, stop talking about that Gabrl , 2 kids, one time dirvorce now living with newly wedded husband.... Got it ?

:confused:

Who? Me? Two kids? God beware!

Originally posted by Xeon
Angry??!! Since when have I been angry at anyone here?!
Even when Brad injured my ego every day with his status-changing tricks, and even when Gabriel launched pre-emptive strikes at my base, I never got angry!
It's alright, but one word, WFranc : I'm not a gay, and never will be.

"Pre-emptive strikes"... you watched a bit too much news lately, hummmmm?

[Simon666]

From _ to member. Xeon has still a very special status, although probably noone pays attention to it. He is the only one with the status member, while all others are Member or Member +. This still implies Xeon is kind of a special member, an elite member some would say, then again, a slightly luny and weirdo member some others would say. :D:p:p

[Wfranc]

I am not sure, but I think Gabriel did that. She changed it, I guess.

[Tom Frohman]

Originally posted by Wfranc
2 kids, one time dirvorce now living with newly wedded husband.... Got it ?

?????
I don't get this.

Is Gabriel is living with a newly wedded husband? Who is the newly wedded husband married to?

OR

The 2 kids are divorced but are living with a newly wedded husband?

OR

Is Gabriel the newly wedded husband living with two kids?


And what about the accordion and the funny hat? hmmm?

[Mick]

Originally posted by Tom Frohman


?????
I don't get this.

Is Gabriel is living with a newly wedded husband? Who is the newly wedded husband married to?

OR

The 2 kids are divorced but are living with a newly wedded husband?

OR

Is Gabriel the newly wedded husband living with two kids?


And what about the accordion and the funny hat? hmmm?

As with much of Wfranc's comments I have to decode with my secret decoder ring...but they still don't make sense :)

[Gabriel Fleseriu]

Originally posted by Wfranc
I am not sure, but I think Gabriel did that. She changed it, I guess.

She? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Just for the case that some facts are not clear:

1. I am a male
2. I don't have kids -- just a dog
3. I never divorced

What was that thing that I am suspected to have changed???

[Simon666]

Originally posted by Gabriel Fleseriu
She? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Just for the case that some facts are not clear:

1. I am a male
2. I don't have kids -- just a dog
3. I never divorced

What was that thing that I am suspected to have changed???
According to my WFranc decoder, she is intended to insult you, the divorce stuff is supposed to be a metaphor for you and Xeon having had problems but that Xeon must set himself over that and not mention you again. That is how I interpret it.

[Mick]

Originally posted by Xeon
[From Mick:


Argh! Another mushy guy?!:eek:

Whether in war or in peace, MiCk, I swear total alliance with you, blood by blood, heart by heart. We shall fight side by side, brother by brother, on the battlefield which awaits us.:D

Ohh I'm mushy alright. Take you into battle...sorry I'd rather be the lone wolf with my LE red ryder BB gun, it's not that I don't trust you with my back, well it's just that I don't trust anyone..now where has my copy of the Catcher in the Rye gone . Actually just give me a case of beer and well call it even ;)

[Gabriel Fleseriu]

Originally posted by Tom Frohman
?????
I don't get this.

Me neither, but let's analyze it...

Is Gabriel is living with a newly wedded husband? Who is the newly wedded husband married to?


As I am married to my wife, all that remains is my dog. :)


OR

The 2 kids are divorced but are living with a newly wedded husband?


That is a possibility. Whos kids, by the way?

OR

Is Gabriel the newly wedded husband living with two kids?

Depends on how you define "newly" and "living with" this could be true.

And what about the accordion and the funny hat? hmmm?

hmmm? ;)

[Gabriel Fleseriu]

Originally posted by Simon666

According to my WFranc decoder, she is intended to insult you, the divorce stuff is supposed to be a metaphor for you and Xeon having had problems but that Xeon must set himself over that and not mention you again. That is how I interpret it.

What did your decoder smoke? :D

[edit]: what about the 2 kids? Where they eaten by the bad-bad wol...errr...decoder? What are their names? Hänsel & Grätel? :D

[Mick]

Originally posted by Gabriel Fleseriu


What did your decoder smoke? :D

[edit]: what about the 2 kids? Where they eaten by the bad-bad wol...errr...decoder? What are their names? Hänsel & Grätel? :D

Are mixing and matching Grimm tales now :)

[Simon666]

Originally posted by Gabriel Fleseriu
What did your decoder smoke?
My decoder is my brain. A bit rusty, but still working.
Originally posted by Gabriel Fleseriu
[edit]: what about the 2 kids? Where they eaten by the bad-bad wol...errr...decoder? What are their names? Hänsel & Grätel? :D
Well, I think that is also part of the metaphor. People without children getting divorced have (or are supposed to have) less problems to overcome this, as no special arrangements afterwards are needed and the two partners don't have to see each other again. You and Xeon see each other regularly as you maintain moderator and Xeon member on this forum.

Although maybe this is too far fetched and maybe somebody else is smoking pot here without me knowing it. :D ;)

[Tom Frohman]

Tom whips out his special insanity decoder ring....

The result:

1. Soylent green is people.
2. Gabriel's dog is plotting world domination and only Xeon can stop her/him.
3. I prefer boneless ice cream.

I hope this cleared things up.:cool:

[Mick]

Originally posted by Simon666

Speaking of rings and insanity, it appears Frodo has failed (http://www.lustcrazedweasels.com/Allsoclear.html). The one ring has fallen into the hands of an insane person.

Heh it's the fire of that giant texas barbeque that gave it away :)

Bored of the Rings...Yet another book that has wondered off...I like my friends and their quick fingers.

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Tom whips out his special insanity decoder ring....

The result:

1. Soylent green is people.
2. Gabriel's dog is plotting world domination and only Xeon can stop her/him.
3. I prefer boneless ice cream.

I hope this cleared things up.:cool:
Wow, that actually did clear most of it up, believe it or not.
Originally posted by Simon666
Speaking of rings and insanity, it appears Frodo has failed. The one ring has fallen into the hands of an insane person.
I seem to remember that picture from the first time it was mentioned...