cilu
December 9th, 2004, 03:07 AM
What do you learn from movies? Generally speaking. Here is a compilation of things that american movies teach us.
Big apartments in New Your always have a convenient rent for anybody, either an unemployed or a director.
At least one of two identical twins is evil.
If you have to defuse a bomb, you don’t have to worry about it: you’ll always choose the right wire.
Almost all laptops are powerful enough to hack the communication system of an advanced alien civilization invading the planet.
It’s not important if in a martial art fight you are greatly outnumber: your opponents will patiently await to attack one by one, dancing around you and threatening you until you knock out the first guys.
When you turn off the light and go to bed the entire bedroom is clearly visible in a shade.
If you are a pretty blonde it’s likely to become a world-leading expert in nuclear fusion before the age of 22.
Honest, hard-working cops are traditionally killed three days before retirement.
Instead of wasting their bullets on their caught enemies, the megalomaniacs prefer to kill them using complex machinery that includes rockets, electronic devices, mortal gazes, lasers or sharks, but only after giving the prisoners 20 minutes to escape.
All beds have special sheets, probably an L shape, which spreads to the armpit of the sleeping woman, but barely cover the thighs of the man.
All shopping bags have at least one stick-like bread.
It’s very easy for anyone to pilot a plane, until the landing, following the instructions of someone from the control tower.
Once applied, the lipstick never goes away, no matter what you do, including scuba diving.
It’s likely to survive a battle, unless you make the horrible mistake of showing someone the picture of your girlfriend awaiting you at home.
If you need to pass as a German or Russian officer it’s not necessary to know the language, only to have the appropriate accent.
Eiffel tower is visible from any window in Paris.
A man never shows the least sign of pain during a fight but will cramp in pain when a woman tries to clean the wounds.
If there is a glass board somewhere, sooner or later someone will break it.
If they live in a haunted house, women will come out to check the strange noises dressed only with the most see-through lingerie.
A computer on which you have to open a file never has a cursor but always displays a message asking for a password.
When you drive on a straight road you must spin the wheel to the left and right at every few seconds.
All bombs have a big display with red digits showing the elapsed time until the explosion.
A detective can solve a case only after he was suspended.
If you decide to dance on the street all the people around you know the steps.
Police departments require personality tests for the officers only to give them the least matching partner.
When alone, all foreign officers prefer to talk to each other in English.
Big apartments in New Your always have a convenient rent for anybody, either an unemployed or a director.
At least one of two identical twins is evil.
If you have to defuse a bomb, you don’t have to worry about it: you’ll always choose the right wire.
Almost all laptops are powerful enough to hack the communication system of an advanced alien civilization invading the planet.
It’s not important if in a martial art fight you are greatly outnumber: your opponents will patiently await to attack one by one, dancing around you and threatening you until you knock out the first guys.
When you turn off the light and go to bed the entire bedroom is clearly visible in a shade.
If you are a pretty blonde it’s likely to become a world-leading expert in nuclear fusion before the age of 22.
Honest, hard-working cops are traditionally killed three days before retirement.
Instead of wasting their bullets on their caught enemies, the megalomaniacs prefer to kill them using complex machinery that includes rockets, electronic devices, mortal gazes, lasers or sharks, but only after giving the prisoners 20 minutes to escape.
All beds have special sheets, probably an L shape, which spreads to the armpit of the sleeping woman, but barely cover the thighs of the man.
All shopping bags have at least one stick-like bread.
It’s very easy for anyone to pilot a plane, until the landing, following the instructions of someone from the control tower.
Once applied, the lipstick never goes away, no matter what you do, including scuba diving.
It’s likely to survive a battle, unless you make the horrible mistake of showing someone the picture of your girlfriend awaiting you at home.
If you need to pass as a German or Russian officer it’s not necessary to know the language, only to have the appropriate accent.
Eiffel tower is visible from any window in Paris.
A man never shows the least sign of pain during a fight but will cramp in pain when a woman tries to clean the wounds.
If there is a glass board somewhere, sooner or later someone will break it.
If they live in a haunted house, women will come out to check the strange noises dressed only with the most see-through lingerie.
A computer on which you have to open a file never has a cursor but always displays a message asking for a password.
When you drive on a straight road you must spin the wheel to the left and right at every few seconds.
All bombs have a big display with red digits showing the elapsed time until the explosion.
A detective can solve a case only after he was suspended.
If you decide to dance on the street all the people around you know the steps.
Police departments require personality tests for the officers only to give them the least matching partner.
When alone, all foreign officers prefer to talk to each other in English.