The profound thought thread

[Pinky98]

Okay, think up a truely profound thought and post it...


If McDonalds called them "Sad Meals", would kids still buy them?

[cilu]

Is it the water dirty becase fish don't wash?

[mrRee]

Okay, think up a truely profound thought and post it...


If McDonalds called them "Sad Meals", would kids still buy them?of course kids still want them....they love to kick the big clown outside the restaurant....unless they replace their theme to "intelligent meals" and have a mascot of Mr. Booksman...

[Deniz]

Okay, think up a truely profound thought and post it...


To err is human
To arr is pirate

[Tom Frohman]

"It is a safe rule to apply that, when a mathematical or philosophical author writes with a misty profundity, he is talking nonsense."

~ Alfred Whitehead (1861-1947)

[olivthill]

A man who hesitates is a man who may be right.

Never leave anything unfin...

[mrRee]

If you want to travel from Antartica to Antarctica by foot, you'll need 8 gallon of penguins to support your belly's volume up to 100dB...

[Mathew Joy]

Is it the water dirty becase fish don't wash?No. The fish is clean, because it is in the water. No need to clean after catching one :D

[gjs368]

Two cannibals were sitting at the table eating a clown. One looked over at the other and asked "Does this taste funny to you?" :eek:

[John E]

Why are aliens so hopelessly unlucky? Those poor guys travel for thousands of light years across the universe, in the hope of making contact with intelligent life. Then, when they finally get here and choose someone to introduce themselves to, gawd dammit they ALWAYS manage to pick some inbred, 100% gold plated NUTCASE, who nobody believes!!

How unlucky can you get?!?

[Yves M]

"Profound":
If everything will work out OK in the end, why can't we fast forward?

My gamer thought:
APM is not important, as long as you don't click too far

[kirants]

If animals could rule ..

[NoHero]

There is a place around the corner, where your dead friends life...

[Sahir]

..

[caramel]

Okay, think up a truely profound thought and post it...


If McDonalds called them "Sad Meals", would kids still buy them?
profound thought.. hmmmmmm

refer to my signature :D

[cilu]

Blue!

[caramel]

Blue!
what makes u so sure :p

[cilu]

what makes u so sure :p
Man's intuition... :p

[caramel]

Man's intuition... :p
ok since ur "man's intuition" is so great, what do women want :p

[Pinky98]

HA! Aint no way a man's intuition is gonna be able to figure that one out!!

But 'a new purse and shoes' would be a pretty safe bet.

[cilu]

ok since ur "man's intuition" is so great, what do women want :p
Ah, the eternal question. Is the answer "respect"?

At a second thought, probably not even the women don't know what they want. ;)

[PeejAvery]

Man's intuition...
Those are two words that don't even belong in the same dictionary together.

Profound Question:
If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

[johnr2005]

Profound (?) tagline:

"The worst part of writing a program is making the documentation."

The worst part of not writing programs is that you still have to make the documentation!
:cool:

[cilu]

Those are two words that don't even belong in the same dictionary together.
Ha. You sound like a woman... :D ;)

[PeejAvery]

Ha. You sound like a woman... :D ;)
Since I have been dating long enough, I just decided to put up with the reality.

[mehdi62b]

There is a place around the corner, where your dead friends life...I didn't get ur meaning!profound thought.. hmmmmmm
refer to my signature :DIf you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?it would have two colors,black or white,nothing between them
and most of its parts(99.99%) are black & messy!

[Mathew Joy]

What happened to cilu's alter egos??

They had a fight with each other and only the real one prevailed.

:ehh:

[cilu]

What happened to cilu's alter egos??

They had a fight with each other and only the real one prevailed.

:ehh:
Too many hours of intense therapy proved helpful.

[NoHero]

ok since ur "man's intuition" is so great, what do women want :p

Do women always want something? And what about men? What do they want if they want? Do they want to want something? Is it just believe? Or are the just getting what they don't want and not need, but never want and get what they really need?

/and why the h€ll am I asking that much questions?

[ideru]

If you can understand a woman.. WOW...
and if you can understand what a woman want.. double WOW ...

so goodluck on understanding a woman...:wave:

[cilu]

so goodluck on understanding a woman...
It's tough, isn't it? :D I suppose that we should start by understanding all the parts of NO, right? ;)

[caramel]

lmao, u guys r so adorable! it's kinda funny how our nature confuses u so much :p

and yes cilu, most of the time we don't even know what we really want :sick: .. and i think u need to advise noHero to go see ur therapist, it might help him out too, he seems reeaaaallly confused :D

peej, good answers :D

[NoHero]

and i think u need to advise noHero to go see ur therapist, it might help him out too, he seems reeaaaallly confused :D

My best therapist is CodeGuru... :D... You can write everything into threads like Boring Thread or this one...

Who would be happy if it would snow 29th August?
And if a program is useful, it must be changed!

[gurleygirl]

Who would be happy if it would snow 29th August?I would

And if a program is useful, it must be changed!
You hit the nail on the head with that one!!

//not very profound though... :D

I've got one...
Why are we asked about the noise a tree makes when it falls in a forest?

[NoHero]

I would

That was a thought that keeps bothering me for years now... Thanks for an answer! If we wish together, the weather frog might be convinceable...

Why are we asked about the noise a tree makes when it falls in a forest?

Why are human souls silent when they fall?

[NoHero]

I would

That was a thought that keeps bothering me for years now... Thanks for an answer! If we wish together, the weather frog might be convinceable...

Why are we asked about the noise a tree makes when it falls in a forest?

Why are human souls supposed to be silent when they fall?

[Pinky98]

Why are human souls supposed to be silent when they fall?
I wasn't even aware that they where!!

[ideru]

It's tough, isn't it? :D I suppose that we should start by understanding all the parts of NO, right? ;)

yup, the word NO is very simple yet very mysterious...its meaning simple eludes me :D

[johnr2005]

I would


You hit the nail on the head with that one!!

//not very profound though... :D

I've got one...
Why are we asked about the noise a tree makes when it falls in a forest?

Trivial answer: So that others can (mis-)understand our reality.

Extra credit question: How does it differ from the sound of a nail being hit on the head in a forest? ;)

[mrRee]

Extra credit question: How does it differ from the sound of a nail being hit on the head in a forest? ;)you can hear the loud scream echoed in the distance before the sound of a body collapse...

[caramel]

Why do we learn in Calculus to evaluate the surface area of an infinite volume/3D object :confused:

[ideru]

Why do we learn in Calculus to evaluate the surface area of an infinite volume/3D object :confused:

to make life more interesting and complicated..since mathematics is the language with which the universe is made of. :confused:


In a circus, why does the lion tamer enter the circle first before the lion?? :eek:

[mrRee]

to make life more interesting and complicated..since mathematics is the language with which the universe is made of. :confused:


In a circus, why does the lion tamer enter the circle first before the lion?? :eek:
to make it more sarcastic...

where is Ellesmera?....is it a food?...

[ideru]

to make it more sarcastic...

where is Ellesmera?....is it a food?...

are you hungry?? :D am sorry but i cannot tell you where ellesmera is, a mere human is not allowed there, but if your a penguin or a polar bear i might reconsider :p

[mrRee]

are you hungry?? :D am sorry but i cannot tell you where ellesmera is, a mere human is not allowed there, but if your a penguin or a polar bear i might reconsider :pI am soooooooOo hungry...the rain didn't seems to be stopped yet.....and I need to go to my friends home...it's urgent :mad: :ehh:....

anyway....you let me know where's the fruit is Ellesmera and I'll let you have 10 penguins and a pet polar bear....deal? :rolleyes:

[ideru]

I am soooooooOo hungry...the rain didn't seems to be stopped yet.....and I need to go to my friends home...it's urgent :mad: :ehh:....

anyway....you let me know where's the fruit is Ellesmera and I'll let you have 10 penguins and a pet polar bear....deal? :rolleyes:

have u not heard of umbrellas or raincoat?? :D
hmm that offer is so tempting.. ill think about it..:lol:

[mrRee]

have u not heard of umbrellas or raincoat?? :D
hmm that offer is so tempting.. ill think about it..:lol:have you heard about 10km distance :rolleyes: ?..and no car is around?..

I can't hold anymore....I need to eat Ellesmera right now.....this world will suffer if I can't eat Ellesmera!! :D ....

[ideru]

have you heard about 10km distance :rolleyes: ?..and no car is around?..

I can't hold anymore....I need to eat Ellesmera right now.....this world will suffer if I can't eat Ellesmera!! :D ....

well u seem to forgot to mention that its 10KM :D, but u can't have Ellesmera, you are in for a long suffering my dear :p

[mrRee]

well u seem to forgot to mention that its 10KM :D, but u can't have Ellesmera, you are in for a long suffering my dear :pme or the world will suffer?....rethink, buddy:p....you know I've enough armies to conquer the world...only Elles mera can save it...at least for next 4 months..:D...

//good...my transport i:e submarine had arrived.....I can go to get more supplies:D:D

[ideru]

me or the world will suffer?....rethink, buddy:p....you know I've enough armies to conquer the world...only Elles mera can save it...at least for next 4 months..:D...

//good...my transport i:e submarine had arrived.....I can go to get more supplies:D:D

you only.. Ellesmera has more than enough army to topple your armies :lol:

[cherish]

Let me share with you this thought that my friend shared with me too:
One of the most wonderful characteristics of true friendship is the ability to remain constant and valuable even during dormancy.:)

[Max Payne]

The life in this world is just a quick demo of what would happen if human given freedom of choice, unlimited resources and a short life.. - Shah

[cherish]

The life in this world is just a quick demo of what would happen if human given freedom of choice, unlimited resources and a short life.. - Shah
So does that mean we're in the "quick demo"?? :eek: ;)

[mrRee]

you only.. Ellesmera has more than enough army to topple your armies :lol:what can an army of food can harm my legions?...Ellesmera armies concist of cookies, mashmellows, sushi, etc will end up in my polar bears stomach...burp!...yummy... :D

profound thought: who need lucks when we can create them on our own.... :wave:

[cherish]

Sorry if I mix something that's going on in the Sexiest Actress thread with this thread. But I just think that the following has something profound in it...
Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally Albright: Why not?
Harry Burns: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally Albright: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: You only think you do.
Sally Albright: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry Burns: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: How do you know?
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
Sally Albright: What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?
Harry Burns: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
Sally Albright: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.
Harry Burns: I guess not.
Sally Albright: That's too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York. So in short, "Men and women can never be friends".... true? or false? :p

// I quoted everything because its a funny dialog too. ;)

[Max Payne]

So does that mean we're in the "quick demo"?? :eek: ;)

well, it depends on how long you live.. but its really short even you lived for 120 years.

[cilu]

I never forgot that lines from When Harry Met Sally. I think he is basically right, to a certain point. And If I remember correctly, Harry and Sally had sex in the end... ;)

[johnr2005]

It seems to me that if men and women were rational beings they could be friends. In general, apparently they can't be the latter. Therefore, in general, apparently, they are not the former. Q.E.D. :rolleyes:

[cilu]

It seems to me that if men and women were rational beings they could be friends. In general, apparently they can't be the latter. Therefore, in general, apparently, they are not the former. Q.E.D. :rolleyes:
I think there is an error in you logic:

if A => B (A implies B) is true
then \B => \A (not B implies not A) is false.

[cherish]

It seems to me that if men and women were rational beings they could be friends. In general, apparently they can't be the latter. Therefore, in general, apparently, they are not the former. Q.E.D. :rolleyes:
So are you saying that men and women are irrational beings? :rolleyes: ;)

I never forgot that lines from When Harry Met Sally. I think he is basically right, to a certain point. And If I remember correctly, Harry and Sally had sex in the end... ;)
Yes, they did. But what do you mean Harry was basically right to a certain point?

I guess, men and women can be friends as long as they are just "acquaintances" .. but when they spend more time together, either they have to (like being workmates, or for other reasons) and they get to know each other more... Something will change eventually. One might get attracted to the other.. and there goes what Harry was saying all along. ;) :D

[mrRee]

I never forgot that lines from When Harry Met Sally. I think he is basically right, to a certain point. And If I remember correctly, Harry and Sally had sex in the end... ;)
why did you bring this up:p...what's the point of having sex in the end if they don't love each other...

well, all theory regarding men and women is bull droppings:)...there's no ligitimate rules about them...you must live by unknown rules that will be developed in times....

[ideru]

why did you bring this up:p...what's the point of having sex in the end if they don't love each other...

well, all theory regarding men and women is bull droppings:)...there's no ligitimate rules about them...you must live by unknown rules that will be developed in times....

and thats what you call Lust :cool:

Profound thought: He who makes no mistakes makes nothing :D

[mrRee]

and thats what you call Lust :cool:ditto...the relationship will not last long...
Profound thought: He who makes no mistakes makes nothing :Dhmmm....yup....why are you so smart today...eating to mush Ellesmera? :p ...

[ideru]

ditto...the relationship will not last long...
hmmm....yup....why are you so smart today...eating to mush Ellesmera? :p ...

its all because of threading;) and I don't eat my fellow Ellesmerian :p

profound thought; everything comes to him who waits ..

[mrRee]

its all because of threading;) and I don't eat my fellow Ellesmerian :pso, Ellesmerian is a beings....what?....elves? dwaf? snails? sushi?:p...
profound thought; everything comes to him who waits ..you'd spit your Ellesmerian food out...not everything...but some things...

profound thought: luck is just a mere coincidence, literally!....

[ideru]

so, Ellesmerian is a beings....what?....elves? dwaf? snails? sushi?:p...
you'd spit your Ellesmerian food out...not everything...but some things...

profound thought: luck is just a mere coincidence, literally!....

yes we are beings... mrRee.. the fairest of all :p


profound thought: a flower that blooms in adversity is the fairest and rarest of all :cool:

[cherish]

Whoa! :eek: What a witty exchange or remarks and/or profound thoughts here... :thumb:

// Reminds me of... When Harry Met Sally :D ;)

[Max Payne]

more precisely : "When Antarctican met Ellesmerian":D

profound thought: When Antarctican met Ellesmerian, they try to eat them...

[mrRee]

Whoa! :eek: What a witty exchange or remarks and/or profound thoughts here... :thumb:
// Reminds me of... When Harry Met Sally :D ;)
the movie title should be: "when Hairy met Foollie":D....

[mrRee]

more precisely : "When Antarctican met Ellesmerian":D

profound thought: When Antarctican met Ellesmerian, they try to eat them...no..it should be: when Antarticans conquer Ellesmera, Ellesmerians are in Antartican armies' tummy!..:p...

profound thought: bad luck is a bad coincidence?...so, what is in the "good luck" wishes?....they just wish you to stumble upon a good things!!!

[cherish]

Profound thought: The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach

// I guess this is especially true with an Antartican. :D ;)

[ideru]

Profound thought: The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach

// I guess this is especially true with an Antartican. :D ;)

yup, antartican eat anything, thats their passion :p

profound thought: everything changes, but nothing truly changes
( Omnia muntantor nihil interit [i forgot :D])

[Mathew Joy]

profound thought said my a famous lady: I clean my teeth and sharpen my tongue every morning.

[Max Payne]

Be content with what you have. Or else you'll be spending the rest of your life chasing after an impossible dream.. the dream to make yourself satisfied with what you have.:D

[cherish]

Dreams are nothing more than wishes, and a wish is just a dream... wish to come true. ;)

// That's from a song... :D

[ideru]

The winner takes it all...

//thats from a song too :D

[cilu]

Whoa! :eek: What a witty exchange or remarks and/or profound thoughts here... :thumb:

// Reminds me of... When Harry Met Sally :D ;)
Precisely! :p :D

What about this: look for freedom and you'll because the slave of your own desires, look for discipline and you'll find freedom (Bene Gesserite Code).

And one more: There is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. (Sith Code)

[Mathew Joy]

Looser has to fall

/that too is from a song :D

[ideru]

Life is a peephole, a single tiny entry onto a vastness...
- Piscine Patel ( Life of Pi )

[cherish]

Precisely! :p :D

Profound thought: The key to good communication is brevity.

[mrRee]

if you want it, you go for thousands of way...
if you don't want it, you'll find thousands of denial...

2 penguins aren't equal of 2 penguins...

[ideru]

a journey to a thousand miles begin with a single step

[Max Payne]

if you want it, you go for thousands of way...
if you don't want it, you'll find thousands of denial...


hehe I think I heard this somewhere...:rolleyes:

"Raining gold in foreign land, raining stone in own land":p:D

[mrRee]

hehe I think I heard this somewhere...:rolleyes: I told you...you're an Antartican:p
"Raining gold in foreign land, raining stone in own land":p:DI'll finish that....erghhem....but it's better in our land with the stone rain:p...

[Max Payne]

I told you...you're an Antartican:p

what makes you soo sure..


I'll finish that....erghhem....but it's better in our land with the stone rain:p...

no, both would damage your iglooo... you better pray it rains ellesmerian or pinguins...

profound thought: spotted on the back of a passanger car, "Penguins On Board"..

[mrRee]

what makes you soo sure..profound thought: every assurance can be doubt...
no, both would damage your iglooo... you better pray it rains ellesmerian or pinguins...profound thought: pray and you'll get paid...
profound thought: spotted on the back of a passanger car, "Penguins On Board"..profound thought: Penguins on board...keep praying...

[ideru]

profound thought: every assurance can be doubt...

pt: doubt can lead to hatred..

profound thought: pray and you'll get paid...
pt : keep on praying..

profound thought: Penguins on board...keep praying...
pt: a penguins prayer -> let it snow.. let it snow .. let it snow

[mrRee]

pt: doubt can lead to hatred..profound thought: and hatred can't lead someone to a glory...
pt : keep on praying..profound thought: and you'll see your path...
pt: a penguins prayer -> let it snow.. let it snow .. let it snowand God answered: "I'm listening..."

[ideru]

Kibou dake shinjite ( Belive only in Hope )

[Max Payne]

Everything you do depends on your intention..

[Mathew Joy]

What You See Is What You Get :D

[johnr2005]

Heaven and Earth are impartial;
They see the ten thousand things as straw dogs.
The wise are impartial;
They see the people as straw dogs.

The space between heaven and Earth is like a bellows.
The shape changes but not the form;
The more it moves, the more it yields.
More words count less.
Hold fast to the center.

--Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching

[cilu]

Not everything that flys can be eaten. ;)

[ideru]

Manin, Wyrda, Hugin:)

[olivthill]

The more darkness there is, the better you see ... the stars.

[Deniz]

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

[cherish]

@olivthill: :thumb:

@Deniz: :lol: ;)

[mrRee]

sleeping makes perfect...

[Thread1]

if you don't know what you're doing try to look busy.. to your boss. :D

[Mathew Joy]

If you care about a girl's geography, you should forget her history...
And if you really care about her history, forget her geography.

[cilu]

Mathew that's soo profound. ;) :D

Why didn't Tarzan have a beard?

[Mathew Joy]

because he always carried a kife in his pocket.

Not pocket, I mean in his...err....ummm.... where?

:(

[cilu]

Why there is not food for cats tasting like mice?

[Mathew Joy]

Because cats are visual creatures...like men :D

[cilu]

Why do you need appointment at a psychic?

[Mathew Joy]

But you don't know when the psychic is free. :D

[cilu]

Do you also know what is the speed of darkness?

[Mathew Joy]

Yeah...Speed of receding light :cool:

[cilu]

Nah...

Why women never go alone to the bathroom? ;)

[Mathew Joy]

Nah...Yeah...According to science, there is nothing called darkness....only loss of light :cool:

Why women never go alone at the bathroom? ;)Sorry I have to bow my knees here. Maybe ideru or cherish will shed some light on this :D

[cilu]

Sorry I have to bow my knees here. Maybe ideru or cherish will shed some light on this :D
You know, I just had to stop your streak of answers. :D

[Max Payne]

Uncle Ben : A great power comes with a great responsibility

[mrRee]

I think I didn't told you before, Darth Cilu...I'm a great psycic who can give anyone some views on various things...be it life, love, luck, etc, just spam me anytime...I'll be glad to guide you through your misery...I'll be happy to bring forth your happiness...

having said all that, what's your confusion this time, son...wait, don't tell me...I knew it already...listen carefully...all you'll hear from me is actually already in the corner of your heart...I'll help you to reach that part of your heart...bare with me...
Why didn't Tarzan have a beard?this is to differentiate him from his foster mother which you'd already knew that she's a banana-eating creature...in case you heart still wondering, his foster mother is a gorilla...
Why there is not food for cats tasting like mice?open your inner heart...let your aura hover through it...now, you can feel the cats feeling...they don't need sintetic mice while they can have a fresh one...when they eat sintetic food, isn't it great to taste like something else e.g: popcorn, sweet potatoes...
Why do you need appointment at a psychic?every phscic like me need profesionalism while doing our job...we can't entertain people while we enjoying our sport match....furthermore, it's for our record...to know how many people we had fooled <cough> I mean adviced for one month...so we can do our account...
Do you also know what is the speed of darkness?I'll explain to you in psycic way...darkness is evil when the absent of light of goodness...it just like a hole...when the good fully occupied someone heart, the hole which is evil will be pushed away...so, darkness didn't have any speed...it halt still waiting for the light to come...
Why women never go alone to the bathroom?I can feel suffer within your mind...don't worry about this, my child...they will go alone if they really want to do the 'real business'...but if they go with their companion, they just want to be where no man is around...yes...your heart is quite right...they want to do gossiping or to do woman to woman talking...
You know, I just had to stop your streak of answers.to understand this part better, just close your eyes...don't peep, I can see that...now, fill your heart with the light...yup, photon if you prefer to call that...can't you feel your questioning is stopping?...behold!...you'll archieve no confusion...thus you need no answer now...

begone...spread the light you'd mastered...whence the darkness of the world will crumbled, you're there...take this darkglasses :cool: ...you'll need it when the light is too bright...

[Deniz]

Why there is not food for cats tasting like mice?

There is no mice flavoured cat food for the same reason there is no cat flavoured dog food. :thumb: :p

[cilu]

Another question: if nothing coats on teflon, how can the teflon be coated on cooking ustensils?

[Mathew Joy]

utensils are coated by telfon, but nothing coats on teflon :D

More serious side, it has to be 'under normal circumstance' :cool:

[ideru]

utensils are coated by telfon, but nothing coats on teflon :D

More serious side, it has to be 'under normal circumstance' :cool:

Kindly define "under normal circumstances" :D

[cilu]

utensils are coated by telfon, but nothing coats on teflon
Was there something wrong with the way I put it?

[Mathew Joy]

Normal atmospheric pressure...
Normal cooking heat...
Normal usage of the material...
Normal things cooked (read cookable things)...
Normal scruber used...
Normal person cooking...

PS: Keep out of the reach of children

Edit: Ideru, you need to enlighten us on a question. Don't hesitate...the entire women world is counting on you

[Mathew Joy]

Was there something wrong with the way I put it?
No...not really. I was playing with sentence structure you used to make an answer.

[ideru]

Normal atmospheric pressure...
Normal cooking heat...
Normal usage of the material...
Normal things cooked (read cookable things)...
Normal scruber used...
Normal person cooking...

PS: Keep out of the reach of children

Edit: Ideru, you need to enlighten us on a question. Don't hesitate...the entire women world is counting on you

That would be the case "UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCE" :confused::D

[Mathew Joy]

com'on...don't play around...

[cilu]

Yes, yes, the question... what is the answer?.. :confused: :D

[ideru]

the pressure... :eek: what was the question again?? :o

[Mathew Joy]

You have three communities counting on you. The women, that you represent, the men that need the answer, and the CGian of which you are a member.

C'mon Ideru, you can do it, you can... Look up and see the skies....don't you see the energy flowing thru you?

[cilu]

the pressure... :eek: what was the question again?? :o
Q: Why women never go alone to the bathroom?

[Mathew Joy]

While ideru takes her time and help from her community here is another profound thought.

When a man (read married) goes to the bathroom and complains he has nothing to wear, he means he has nothing clean to wear.

When a woman (read married) goes to the bathroom and complains she has nothing to wear, she means she has nothing new to wear.

[ideru]

Q: Why women never go alone to the bathroom?

actually this was answered by mrRee, before I could post my reply:D
most of the time, they are there to gossip, sometimes its really annoying, u can't do what your suppose to do their, because they are so many in there just talking and monopolozing the sink.

sometimes the other girl would serve as the consultant to her friend, asking opinion about the how she looks, am not sure why, but there suppose or usually a mirror , a big mirror , probably they dont trust what was reflected in the mirror :D

it is a place to pick up some juicy tidbits of gossips :lol:

[ideru]

While ideru takes her time and help from her community here is another profound thought.



When a man (read married) goes to the bathroom and complains he has nothing to wear, he means he has nothing clean to wear.

this is me :D


When a woman (read married) goes to the bathroom and complains she has nothing to wear, she means she has nothing new to wear.

the pressure of being married :p

[GremlinSA]

Ok heres a thought that can apply to almost anything...

Timeshare If its not your Time you cant get your Share

[cilu]

Is there another word for synonym?

[Pinky98]

If I didn't use my machine to work on important documents and projects, would it still crash?

[mrRee]

if a goods is at its good condition...what's its condition before it become a goods?...

if pickle had been pickled...can you repickle the pickle?....

[Mathew Joy]

this is me :D
:ehh: :confused: Are you on the complaining side or the receiving side. I thought you were a...well, fee-male.

[ideru]

:ehh: :confused: Are you on the complaining side or the receiving side. I thought you were a...well, fee-male.

:Dneither :p

fee-male:confused:

pT: One for All, and All for ME:D

[cilu]

One for All, and All for ME
LOL. ;)

[Mathew Joy]

:Dneither :pEehhh?

Neither male or female :confused:

[ahoodin]

A wrong is unredressed when retribution overtakes its redresser.-EAP

ahoodin

[ideru]

Eehhh?

Neither male or female :confused:

yup am it not a who :D


pT: birds of the same feather are of the same birds :thumb:

[Miss Piggy]

Isn't it the moment of most profound doubt that gives birth to new certainties? Perhaps hopelessness is the very soil that nourishes human hope; perhaps one could never find sense in life without first experiencing its absurdity.
Vaclav Havel

[ideru]

Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.

The character "Rose Walker" in The Sandman (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Sandman) #65

[Miss Piggy]

Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.

The character "Rose Walker" in The Sandman (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Sandman) #65



do you feel the same as the character "Rose Walker"?

I think love should be self-less.

[Mathew Joy]

Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it?...
How true...in today's world :o :(

That's why I believe in commitment, not only in marriage but also in love. The best definition of love, I love best is from the Bible. I Corinth 13. If love is like that, there is nothing sweeter, nothing better, nothing caring and nothing greater than love. And I love to be in that love. :sigh:

[ideru]

do you feel the same as the character "Rose Walker"?

I think love should be self-less.

Nope, am not Rose Walker. In the ideal world Love is supposed to self-less but Love can be different for each one of us :).

Pt: The LOVE of MONEY is the ROOT of ALL Evil ;)

[mrRee]

God is great!...
did you ever notice how God made your nose hole just as big as your finger?...

[cherish]

Nice quote, ideru. :thumb:

This phrase "It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you" is very true. And because we are not perfect, we are bound to get hurt by the one we love. ;) (EDIT) And vice versa.

@Mathew: Be careful not to fall in love with the thought of being in love. ;)

[Mathew Joy]

@Mathew: Be careful not to fall in love with the thought of being in love. ;)
I wish that doesn't happen :(

[Mathew Joy]

God is great!...
did you ever notice how God made your nose hole just as big as your finger?...
No it is bigger...so that you can maneuver it.

[mrRee]

it's aprox equal with your finger...it just elastic so that you can maneuver:D....

[Mathew Joy]

God is great...since he made it elastic :D

[ideru]

Nice quote, ideru. :thumb:

This phrase "It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you" is very true. And because we are not perfect, we are bound to get hurt by the one we love. ;) (EDIT) And vice versa.

@Mathew: Be careful not to fall in love with the thought of being in love. ;)

thanks to Neil Gaiman :thumb:

and about the nose-hole thing, i think its bigger cause when mummification was done in ancient egypt, they draw out your brain from your nose :eek:

PT:

Life -- and I don't suppose I'm the first to make this comparison -- is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.

"Death Talks About Life"

[mrRee]

and about the nose-hole thing, i think its bigger cause when mummification was done in ancient egypt, they draw out your brain from your nose :eek:maybe it's only me with my nosetrill as big as my finger:D...

profound thought: Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

[cilu]

Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.
This is indeed so profound... I can't stop reading it over and over again... It reminds me of Queen's Too Much Love Will Kill You:

Too much love will kill you
Every time
Too much love will kill you
It'll make your life a lie
Yes, too much love will kill you
And you won't understand why
You'd give your life, you'd sell your soul
But here it comes again
Too much love will kill you
In the end...
In the end.

[mehdi62b]

Girls talk about LOVE more than boys!:D

[ideru]

This is indeed so profound... I can't stop reading it over and over again... It reminds me of Queen's Too Much Love Will Kill You:
yeah its not healthy to give all your love but have some for yourself too :thumb:


Girls talk about LOVE more than boys!:D

yeah right !!! :p

PT:
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.

The Sandman (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Sandman)

[cherish]

Nice and funny thought, Ideru. :thumb:

Here's one from Blaise PascalThe heart has its own reasons... where reason knows nothing.

[Miss Piggy]

Girls talk about LOVE more than boys!:D

Here in Spain is different...

[Pinky98]

"Love such that its is both the disease and the cure"...
- Shakespeare.... well sort of... 'Shakespeare In Love' actually

[Pinky98]

If you insulted a national jump-jockey... would he take a fence?

[cilu]

Nice and funny thought, Ideru. :thumb:

Here's one from Blaise Pascal
I thought it was a little bit different:
The heart has its own reasons that reason knows nothing of.
or
The heart has its reason of which reason knows nothing.
which are the same, but have a different meaning than the one you quoted.

[cilu]

BTW, here's one more from Pascal:
If we all told what we know of one another, there would not be four friends in the world.

[cherish]

which are the same, but have a different meaning than the one you quoted.Oh, I see. Thanks for correcting. :)
I actually saw that quote from the movie Someone Like You (Ashley Judd, Hugh Jackman).. and I just posted that from memory. I was too lazy to check the internet for the actual quote. :D

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/1893.html

[Max Payne]

What I fear most for my people are the hypocrites, who talk wisely, yet act unjustly.

None of you really has faith unless he desires for his neighbor what he desires for himself.


The strong man is not the good wrestler; the strong man is only the one who controls himself when he is angry.


What is Faith? When your good deed pleases you and your evil deed grieves you, you are a believer. What is Sin? When a thing disturbs (the peace of) your heart, give it up.


To overcome evil with good is good, to resist evil by evil is evil.


A believer must not hate his wife, and if he is displeased with one bad quality in her, then let him be pleased with one that is good in her.


- By Prophet Muhammad

[cilu]

A believer must not hate his wife, and if he is displeased with one bad quality in her, then let him be pleased with one that is good in her.
One thing I dislike most in the Bible, and by seeing what's going on in Muslim countries I'm sure it's the same with Quoran, is that women are treated like dirt, like soul-less creatures, that have no rights whatsoever. They tell what a man can do with his wife, but not the viceversa. So much misogynism.

[Max Payne]

One thing I dislike most in the Bible, and by seeing what's going on in Muslim countries I'm sure it's the same with Quoran, is that women are treated like dirt, like soul-less creatures, that have no rights whatsoever. They tell what a man can do with his wife, but not the viceversa. So much misogynism.

how sure are you about that? by seing whats going on in Muslim Countries you already can conclude thats what Quran teaches? and which muslim country treat woman badly? what you mean treated like dirt/ soul-less cretures? an example?

one thing I can say is Islam came during the age when the arabs kill their newborn female child, woman are used solely as YOU_KNOW_WHAT.. and Islam is the religion changed it all..;)


A believer must not hate his wife, and if he is displeased with one bad quality in her, then let him be pleased with one that is good in her.

maybe you misintepreted the above quote. It actually mean to not hate your partner and be content with her.you should not hate her although she may have some bad quality's, look for the best in her, and you should be happy together.. hmm I wonder which part of this quote treats the woman badly..?

[Sarevok]

"Telling someone his future is equivalent to taking away his future..."

-a thought from the movie Paycheck :)

[cilu]

This one just remembers me of a quote from X Files (must put this in the other thread):
The best way to predict the future is to make it.

[cilu]

how sure are you about that? by seing whats going on in Muslim Countries you already can conclude thats what Quran teaches? and which muslim country treat woman badly? what you mean treated like dirt/ soul-less cretures? an example?
What I was saying is that those who wrote the Bible (and I know that about a third of the Quoran is copied or inspired from the Bible, more precisly, the Old Testament, also known as the Hebrew Bible) were the greatest misogyns. Poor women, they had to endure milleniums or mysoginism and still have... :sick:

[Max Payne]

I don't know how you see it, but from my eyes I do see woman are treated badly all over the world, but I can't see anything like misogynism in Islamic teaching..nope, none..;)

Believe me, I'm 100% confident on that..

[cilu]

I can give you some counter examples, but I'm not sure how people will react if I do it here...

[Miss Piggy]

it should a racial harmony place.

No matter which religion you are in, no matter where you were born, at almost every seconds the time ticks. there are people being ill-treated regardless they are men or women. Maybe some practice of the religion seems not right in your eyes, but for those who believe know the reason behind every practice.

There isn't right or wrong in the way people see things, it's your mind that control the things to be see in your way.

have a open mind. Hear what others have to say. See things with a open heart. And learn as you go.

-shall continue later, going for lunch break. 'adios'-

[ideru]

When does a person dies? ..It is when you are forgotten.
- Dr.Hiluluk : One Piece

[Max Payne]

it should a racial harmony place.

No matter which religion you are in, no matter where you were born, at almost every seconds the time ticks. there are people being ill-treated regardless they are men or women. Maybe some practice of the religion seems not right in your eyes, but for those who believe know the reason behind every practice.

There isn't right or wrong in the way people see things, it's your mind that control the things to be see in your way.

have a open mind. Hear what others have to say. See things with a open heart. And learn as you go.

-shall continue later, going for lunch break. 'adios'-

Well said... :thumb:;)


PT: Don't talk something you have no knowledge of. Learn it..

[cilu]

When does a person dies? ..It is when you are forgotten.
- Dr.Hiluluk : One Piece
The Navajo native americans have this long belief that a person dies when the last person that remembers him/her dies (i.e. when he/she is forgotten).

[Miss Piggy]

it should a racial harmony place.

No matter which religion you are in, no matter where you were born, at almost every seconds the time ticks. there are people being ill-treated regardless they are men or women. Maybe some practice of the religion seems not right in your eyes, but for those who believe know the reason behind every practice.

There isn't right or wrong in the way people see things, it's your mind that control the things to be see in your way.

have a open mind. Hear what others have to say. See things with a open heart. And learn as you go.

-shall continue later, going for lunch break. 'adios'-

Seems like my lunch break took a day... :p I'm sorry was busy yesterday.
I'm not trying to say who is right or wrong here. Different people see things differently, and from all angles. We can't blame each other for that, that's how human behave and react when things happened not in the apple of their eyes. I sometimes behave and react that way too. It's a normal behaviour i would say. That's why the word "SHARE" come about. Different individual holds a unique mind. Share your thoughts, and receive your shares. I believe every thing happen for a reason or two.

alright, I think now i'm behaving like a 100yrs old woman.
Nevertheless, I know I'm Young! regardless of appearance ot heart. :D

So is my entry acceptable for the PROFOUND THOUGHT THREAD? :p
Be happy always
in spanish --- 'Sea feliz siempre';)

[Mathew Joy]

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

[mrRee]

don't drink, drunk, drive and die...

[Mathew Joy]

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

[ideru]

There is only one GOD , and I am not Him

[Max Payne]

There is only two man I trust, one is me and the other is not you - NicCage

[Mathew Joy]

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two

[Max Payne]

If you blame GOD for EVIL would you blame the sun for darkness..

[Mathew Joy]

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

[Max Payne]

Searching for happiness is like riding a taxi in search of a taxi..

[Mathew Joy]

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

[Max Payne]

Yesterday's the past and tomorrow's the future. Today is a gift — which is why they call it the present.

[Mathew Joy]

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

[ideru]

sorry to break your rhythem here

Mr. Big: " At the end of the day, you just want to be in with the one who makes you laugh". :D

[Mathew Joy]

err..... :blush:

[ideru]

The nicest and sweetest and sweetest days are not those on which anything very splendid or wonderful or exciting happens but just those that bring simple little pleasure following one another softly, like pearls slipping off a string.
- Anne ( Anne of Avonlea )

[GremlinSA]

If there was only Adam and Eve, then who did Cain and Able marry ???

[Mathew Joy]

Their sisters!

[Mathew Joy]

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

[ideru]

Life is a many splendor things, that when you open up your eyes and let somebody in :D

[GremlinSA]

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
OR
"Work fascinates me"
I can watch people do it for hours.

[ideru]

A Bus Station is where a Bus Stops.
A Train Station is where a Train Stops.
A WorkStation is where ... :D

[Mathew Joy]

OR
"Work fascinates me"
I can watch people do it for hours.
That's people fascinating me :D

[Mathew Joy]

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives. :ehh:

[Max Payne]

As a young man, Tom, was dying to graduate high school and go off to college. Then he was dying to graduate college and start working. Next, he was dying to get married and settle down. No sooner than he did so, he was dying to get a house. Then, dying to pay off the mortgage. Finally, dying to retire. Now, an old man, Tom is just dying.

[Mathew Joy]

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

[dglienna]

Take the Money, and RUN!!! :)

[Mathew Joy]

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

[ideru]

Money is the root of all Evil.
Give them all to ME:D

[Mathew Joy]

We know that

Money => root of all evil
All money => ideru

Therefore

root of all evil <=> ideru

[ideru]

We know that

Money => root of all evil
All money => ideru

Therefore

root of all evil <=> ideru

Evil is the mirror image of Good
Ideru <=> Evil
Therefore without Ideru , Good will cease to exist :D

[Mathew Joy]

wrong without ideru, there won't be any mirror image :p

[ideru]

and without a mirror image, there wont be a mirror

:confused::lol:

[Mathew Joy]

Exactly...so Good is alone

/me win

[ideru]

and without a mirror, Good cannot be perceived:p

[Max Payne]

I see no evil
I hear no evil
what I am?

[Mathew Joy]

Good need not be perceived by itself...only others needed to perceive it.

/me win again

[Mathew Joy]

I see no evil
I hear no evil
what I am?deaf and blind :D

[mrRee]

I can see better through my nose...

[ideru]

Good is an idea, ideas are perceived:D

[Mathew Joy]

Good is an idea.....again wrong

/me agian

[ideru]

wrong is also an idea :p

[Mathew Joy]

:confused: :confused:

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

[Max Payne]

deaf and blind :D

Good Catch..;):D

[ideru]

I think therefore am confused:thumb:

[Mathew Joy]

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

[ideru]

I can only please one person per day.
Today is not your day

[mrRee]

I always kill at least a person per day...
today is your day...

[Mathew Joy]

I can only please one person per day.
Today is not your day
I always kill at least a person per day...
today is your day...

Thank goodness...

[Mathew Joy]

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

[ideru]

It's not lying, It's a gift of for fiction :p

[Mathew Joy]

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

[ideru]

I always kill at least a person per day...
today is your day...

Avoid meddling in affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. :D:lol:

[Mathew Joy]

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

[ideru]

Think individually, act individually.

[mrRee]

catch up the ketchup!!...they're quick so don't wait up...

[Mathew Joy]

Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

[mrRee]

a refutation for your reputation...

[Mathew Joy]

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

[End of series]

[ideru]

The evolutionary function of stupidity is to create intelligence.

[mrRee]

I got a fat friend...he has his own gravity...

[Mathew Joy]

The intelligent function of stupidity is to create evolution.

[Mathew Joy]

I got a fat friend...he has his own gravity...Friend of earth.

[ideru]

Facts all come with points of view.

[ideru]

Belief is the death of intelligence.

[Mathew Joy]

Intelligence is the death of belief as well.

[ideru]

@Matthew, wrong re-arranging game?? :D


It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one will speak.
- Dream

[mrRee]

I hate smart guys...they speak a lot...
I love fool guy...that's me....

[ideru]

Your theory is crazy, but not crazy enough to be true

[mrRee]

the theory of truth is so crazy to be true...

[dglienna]

If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous! :)

[Max Payne]

Which comes first, egg or chicken?
this is nothing to think about.

[ideru]

Insanity is another viable alternative.

[Mathew Joy]

We are like tea bags....the better comes from us only when the water is hotter.

[erankushmehta]

We learn from history that we don't learn anything from history

[Siddhartha]

Simplicity is the ultimate complication... :) :thumb: