Find Some java projects..

[Shereen_Dilanka]

hello im dilanka and i want some completec java projects which show as i did. this is for migration process please anyone can help me it is really appreciated..

[keang]

i want some completec java projects which show as i didSorry but this doesn't make sense, what do you mean by "which show as i did".

If you just want Java code then search online, there's millions of lines of Java code out there.

[Shereen_Dilanka]

hello it was a mistake..im sorry about it..

what i need is few completed java projects to include my bio data under working experience..plz let me know if u can help me...

[keang]

what i need is few completed java projects to include my bio data under working experienceNo, this still doesn't make sense.

You need to explain clearly what you want. Start by explaining what you mean by "a few completed Java projects". It sounds like you are asking someone to write some specific applications for you - if so you've come to the wrong place.

Secondly you need to explain exactly why you want them, what you are intending to use them for etc.

[Xeel]

what i need is few completed java projects to include my bio data under working experience...eh? o_0 If I understood correctly it's something like this: "Please share some of your projects to put my name under the authors list" - Yeah! Sure! Just let me iron my laces first.

[keang]

If I understood correctly it's something like this: "Please share some of your projects to put my name under the authors list" Having re-read the OP's posts I think you are correct.

[Xeel]

Just finished ironing my laces and did the tie as well...

I nominate this post to "The most impudent post of the year". Seriously, Shereen_Dilanka, you've got some balls! :D

This is the first time in my life I something like this on any of coding forums.

[dlorde]

If you Google the name, it appears recently on the RentACoder (http://www.rentacoder.com/RentACoder/misc/BidRequests/ShowBidRequest.asp?lngBidRequestId=1390006) site, making a similarly opaque but dubious request: I need JAVA 6 years experience letter from some reputed company. it needs to include some projects, websites with links, specially both soft and hard copies..

I will provide letter format after bid is confirm..The mind boggles...

A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools...
D. Adams

[keang]

Unbelievable. Mind you, you've got to admire their nerve for thinking they might actually get away with it.

I'd love to be in the room when someone starts talking technical. The blank look and whoosh sound as all the technical phrases fly straight over their head would be a sight to behold.

[ProgramThis]

Hell yeah, I would love to interview this guy :lol:

Me: "So, can you explain polymorphism?"
Shereen: "It is like, when I want to write some codes, I go to internets and find the codes"
Me: "Ooookkkkk, not really. Moving along, you have a very impressive resume and list of projects that you have worked on. Can you explain why you chose to use Spring with Hibernate for the SOA project?"
Shereen: "Can you please repeat the question, I am not sure what you mean by S-O-A"

Would be fun!

[keang]

It could be more like:

ProgramThis: Can you explain why you chose to use Spring with Hibernate for the SOA project.

Shereen: err umm err, well the project was dormant over the winter so it seemed the logical choice.

[Xeel]

err umm err, well the project was dormant over the winter so it seemed the logical choice. LOL

The sad fact is that in many occasions this approach works. But then if you do not know anything you can overstep yourself easily and the truth will come out pretty soon... with firing order following :thumbd::p

Especially loved the phrases:
"I need" followed by requirements lists - We surely owe our lives to this guy;
"I will provide letter format after bid is confirm.. " - Along with perfect English, we probably should kill each other to win the competition for the best recommendation for him and consider it an honor;

[ajhampson]

I looked at the Rent-A-Coder page, and my favorite part is this: All deliverables will be considered "work made for hire" under U.S. Copyright law. Buyer will receive exclusive and complete copyrights to all work purchased.

So in return for providing him/her with false experience, he/she gets to take ownership of our code as well. What a deal! :) Let's all sign up!

[keang]

What a deal! Let's all sign up!Hey before everyone rushes to hand over their code, I was first to reply to this thread so I should be first in the queue :D

[Xeel]

Hey before everyone rushes to hand over their code, I was first to reply to this thread so I should be first in the queueD a m n it! :mad: