People who are neat and organized are just too lazy to search for things when they need them.Quote:
Originally Posted by olivthill
1. Carpenters often make housecalls.
2. Never let your aunt work on your house.
(Carpenter Aunts are supposed to be a bad thing.)
The best way to make a small fortune is to start with a large one.
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the living room.
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, chances are it's a Wildebeast.