Ok, Ok, I guess I'll have to recite
"Ode to the lump of green clay I found in my armpit this morning."
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Ok, Ok, I guess I'll have to recite
"Ode to the lump of green clay I found in my armpit this morning."
Well I must say that's pretty disgusting, thanks for the visual...Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Ok, Ok, I guess I'll have to recite
"Ode to the lump of green clay I found in my armpit this morning."
But ahh well...
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum...arrr mates...
And off he goes...Pusser Rum
From my pussers mug (ahh but the painkiller level 4, is there anything other than alcohol in it?)
Grog: Traditionally , 2 parts water, 1 part Pussers rum.
Tot: 1/8th pint rum, the standard daily ration.
Neat: Rum without water.
Sippers: a small gentlemanly sip froma freinds rum issue.
Gulpers: once, but only one, big swallow from anothers tot.
Sandy Bottoms: To see off whatevers in a mug when offered by a friend.
"Splice the main Brace!": (my favorite) a double tot for a job well done, or an invitation aboard for free drinks, and to say to a friend.
"lets splice the main brace!" is synoymous with. "lets have a drink!"
The framework of hospitality: where 3 sippers equal 1 gulp, and 3 gulps equal 1 tot!
Bob's-a-Dying: In Nelsons day meant a 'stupendous, drunken bash' (my kinda party)
A long swig at the Halliards: To "tie" one one!
My wrist hurt now, thank you very much...
My bologna has a first name: It's O-s-c-a-r...
Boring is good.
Just getting over a 2 day bout with the dread Norwalk virus. As opposed to singing the ceramic chorus, Boring is good.
Yes, Norway does make boring viruses.Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Just getting over a 2 day bout with the dread Norwalk virus. As opposed to singing the ceramic chorus, Boring is good.
We Squirrels Are Revolting!!!
Big deal, you're squirrels.Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
We Squirrels Are Revolting!!!
Hey you don't look so threatening now without the big green text, do ya?
Solar you are worthless as a comedian.
The script said:
Tom: We squirrels are revolting!!
Solar: You certainly are!
Tom: My son is a magician he turned a car into a telephone pole.
Solar: And then you turned him into a pedestrian.
Study your lines next time.
I thought you had gone off the script when I saw you said your first line with 50% too much emphasis.Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
The script said:
Tom: We squirrels are revolting!!
Tom: Yes, I too am worthless as a comedian
The guys NUTS...Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
We Squirrels Are Revolting!!!
Grab em... :)
Ok so I have a bunch of eggs that expire in three days...I miss (like I've stated before) wiping the poop off fresh brown eggs in the morn..
So this is the boring thread.
So I am now having eggs for morn, eggs for noon, and eggs for dinner...it's ok...there is alot of cheese involved....so don't worry...whoa...I think I've got arm pains...
Got a scoop of butter, a nice big pan, and well egg and cheese omleate........yum..with ketchup of course, cause we americans love ketchup...it's the new red blood
Try Banana sauce, a great substitute for ketchup.
It's Velveeta.Quote:
.it's ok...there is alot of cheese involved...
Behold the power of cheese.
Velveeta:confused: The horror, the horror. Velveeta: prelude to the fall of western civilization.
It's not freaking velveeta...ok :)Quote:
Originally posted by souldog
Velveeta:confused: The horror, the horror. Velveeta: prelude to the fall of western civilization.