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POST POLICE TICKET
Type: width infraction
Severity: extreme
Deadline: 24 hours from now
Demand: return previous post to conformity width
Reason: deviation from boredom theme
Penalty: $1000 (triple in Calif.)
Notes: Double infraction!!!
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Jeez. Why is the man always coming down on Me?:( :(
Look kid, I don't make the laws, I just enforce them. You don't wanna go to court, do you?
No, I don't want to go to court:(
I will do what you demand.
PLEASE DON"T HURT ME
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>>at the site of wailing person, drops tickets and flees the scene<< (which brings us neatly to the next page in the thread)Quote:
Originally posted by souldog
PLEASE DON"T HURT ME
RA..............PE[/COLOR]
***....I turn my back for 2 seconds...
Darn it! ******!!!!! *******!!! :mad:
Soul pal......it is true that girls are cute and I would love to work on them day and night, all by myself in a room with many of them.
It is also true that you've helped and saved me zillions of time, Soul. ********!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:
However.....what you're doing is wrong! This is spamming and polluting the forum! **** **** ***!!!!!!! :mad:
If you keep on doing this, I will immediately stop the daily shipment of girls to your house, Soul. Whada' ******* ****!!!!!
U know the rules, Soul. ******.
So, shut up and ***** you, k???!!!! ******* **** it!
Sorry, Soul.......but please forgive me for all I said above. I just wanna act tough and impress everyone, especially the little girls. I need to do this to boost my own ego, especially since I'm no moderator. Still pals, I suppose? :D:D:);)
I apologize. I have finally cracked under the pressure.
I think I have lost my mind:(
I have a 10 million dollar project sitting on my back.:( :(
From Soul:
Soul......quit your job and join MiCk?Quote:
I apologize. I have finally cracked under the pressure.
I think I have lost my mind I have a 10 million dollar project sitting on my back.
Find a Sugah Mommy??!!! :D:D
Anyway, since you love dogs......Soul......why don't you setup your own pet shop selling dogs and dog stuff?
There's less stress this way. :)
And MiCk.......you don't need to tolerate that old hag just for that large sum of money.
Before you please her in bed, go see a psychi and get yourself hypnotized.
Then, do it with the hag. This way, you wouldn't know how gorss it is even when you're doing it, cos' u're hypnotized. :):D
And here I thought I was the only crazy one round here...welcome to the club...the perfect 'high'Quote:
Originally posted by souldog
I apologize. I have finally cracked under the pressure.
I think I have lost my mind:(
I have a 10 million dollar project sitting on my back.:( :(
I've seen many a psychiatrist...they all say I'm a f'ing loon.Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
From Soul:
Soul......quit your job and join MiCk?
Find a Sugah Mommy??!!! :D:D
Anyway, since you love dogs......Soul......why don't you setup your own pet shop selling dogs and dog stuff?
There's less stress this way. :)
And MiCk.......you don't need to tolerate that old hag just for that large sum of money.
Before you please her in bed, go see a psychi and get yourself hypnotized.
Then, do it with the hag. This way, you wouldn't know how gorss it is even when you're doing it, cos' u're hypnotized. :):D
Without me, the thread degenerates into a string of indecipherable replies? I hate to imagine what it must look like with me.
Well, this Tuesday it looks like we finally got an investor for our company. 2 million pounds to start, 10 million pounds in 18 months if we make our goals. We have 6 months to convert our code into a fully marketable system. Then the marketing has to make sales goals. Plus we only have 3 months to get enough of our system together for accreditation (its security related).Quote:
Originally posted by souldog
I think I have lost my mind
I have a 10 million dollar project sitting on my back.
I don't know who was smoking what when they came up with these time frames, but a 6 month development is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard (our product is supposed to compete with Microsoft's where they've had at least 4 times as many people working for at least 6 times as long -- and they're still not done!). The voices tell me I shouldn't be concerned. But they didn't used to tell me so many things, either.
I'm thinking of buying a copy of Death March Projects for all of the executives...
Gal....when tuesday passes by, and you still don't have those millions in the bank....start crying...been there...done that...investors are ***hats...hope it works out though, would have given anything for a 6 month goal.Quote:
Originally posted by galathaea
Well, this Tuesday it looks like we finally got an investor for our company. 2 million pounds to start, 10 million pounds in 18 months if we make our goals. We have 6 months to convert our code into a fully marketable system. Then the marketing has to make sales goals. Plus we only have 3 months to get enough of our system together for accreditation (its security related).
I don't know who was smoking what when they came up with these time frames, but a 6 month development is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard (our product is supposed to compete with Microsoft's where they've had at least 4 times as many people working for at least 6 times as long -- and they're still not done!). The voices tell me I shouldn't be concerned. But they didn't used to tell me so many things, either.
I'm thinking of buying a copy of Death March Projects for all of the executives...