February 7th, 2009 03:59 AM
A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you...
February 7th, 2009 03:58 AM
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
- George Carlin
March 14th, 2006 10:30 AM
Very strange...
Sure it is not this?
http://msdn.microsoft.com/smartclient/community/wffaq/ctrl.aspx#Qwe98hdqa
-Satish
March 13th, 2006 09:29 AM
Try this...
http://www.syncfusion.com/FAQ/WindowsForms/FAQ_c44c.aspx#q872q
-Satish
March 10th, 2006 03:57 PM
This may help
http://www.codeguru.com/forum/showthread.php?t=347986
-Satish
March 10th, 2006 03:47 PM
I agree that "Architect" sounds more desireable. How about just "Software Architect"?
-Satish
March 10th, 2006 03:22 PM
Check this out...
http://avtecmedia.com/free-website-design-estimate/quote.htm
-Satish
March 10th, 2006 11:03 AM
It goes back to what Darwen posted earlier
Why don't you run a couple of instances of your program and also load up you computer's memory with some other apps. Then check in task manager (or...
February 14th, 2006 12:44 PM
This will right align the selection.
Sub Macro2()
Selection.HorizontalAlignment = xlRight
End Sub
February 9th, 2006 10:35 AM
I like poems with a deeper meaning, like this one I read in a first grader's book...
The Bear
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Algy met a bear
The bear met Algy
The bear grew bulgy
The bulge was Algy
:D
January 17th, 2006 04:21 PM
Thanks for your replies Norfy and Petter,
Norfy, to answer your question...
The code I have posted is simplified. The actual app is much more complex. The method WsCompleted is in a base class....
January 13th, 2006 02:00 PM
Hi gurus,
Sorry about the lengthy post. I have this question about something in the application I am working on, that has been bugging me.
Here's the scenario.
I have a form with several UI...
December 30th, 2005 01:47 PM
There's 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde. Their all at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician "I want to go to the moon". The flight technician says she can go tomorrow....
December 5th, 2005 01:30 PM
Try this...
http://www.syncfusion.com/FAQ/WindowsForms/FAQ_c44c.aspx#q900q
-Satish
December 2nd, 2005 12:13 PM
I like this one
Pink Floyd - Breathe
Breathe, breathe in the air.
Don't be afraid to care.
Leave but don't leave me.
Look around and choose your own ground.
Long you live and high you...
November 10th, 2005 04:01 PM
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was...
October 20th, 2005 01:54 PM
October 8th, 2005 12:38 PM
Not really a joke...
The following concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen:
"Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper using a barometer."
...