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    The Boring Thread

    Well, Anything would be better than all this war drivel so I'm going to talk about my uncle who lost his nose. One day he woke up and it was gone. We looked under the bed and under the sheets. We couldn't find it anywhere.

    Of course you probably ask "didn't have a nose? How did he smell?"

    Answer: terrible.
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

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    Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. -Cicero

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    Well...I have heard about such things before...did he have a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster before he went to bed?

    I have a friend and it happened to him as well. Fortunately he only had half of the drink so only the left side of the nose is gone. Since then we are trying to figure out why it happened. The first assumptions led to an error while mixing up the drink. But according to the Encyclopaedia Galactica he did everything right.

    So, if you have any hints what it could have been...you are more then welcome to support us in our search...
    Ciao, Andreas

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    This thread is so interesting!!

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    Originally posted by Andreas Masur
    Well...I have heard about such things before...did he have a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster before he went to bed?
    Yes, what a coincidence. It kind of reminds me of the week I spent a year in Philadelphia.......
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfudge!
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    Doesn't fudge come from Hershey, PA not Philadelphia, PA?
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    Originally posted by Tom Frohman
    Doesn't fudge come from Hershey, PA not Philadelphia, PA?
    Yes, Hershey is one of the nation's leading chocolate manufacturers (and theirs tastes the best), but I am currently eating some "cookies and cream" fudge. Since this is the "Boring thread," I figured I'd bore you all by telling you what I'm eating.
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    I'd prefer a gross grilled cheese sandwich.



    The word.
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    Originally posted by solarflare

    Yes, Hershey is one of the nation's leading chocolate manufacturers (and theirs tastes the best), but I am currently eating some "cookies and cream" fudge. Since this is the "Boring thread," I figured I'd bore you all by telling you what I'm eating.
    Isn't Hersey park in hersey? You never know these days...It's sunny outside and 42f ablbeit 35 with wind chill, but it's a snowing...70f on thursday...weather don't cha just love it....hows that for boring....

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    Originally posted by Tom Frohman
    I'd prefer a gross grilled cheese sandwich.



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    Grilled cheese sandmiches and ketchup...yum..now I'm hungry

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    Three tablespoons of dry corn starch make a filling afternoon snack.
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

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    Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. -Cicero

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    The left-front wheel of my car is loosing air...I have to punp it up every three days or so. And it's also time to wash that dang car, you nearly cannot tell what colour it originally has.
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    That's it! You have achieved it. Total mastery of a boring post!


    You are now qualified to become a boring mill operator.
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

    Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein

    Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. -Cicero

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    Why is the sky blue and clouds white or grey? What is the difference between GREY and GRAY besides the difference of 1 vowel? My truck is running fine now ... I feel so happy ... Ah, sarcasm at it's best ...


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    Have you noticed the simmilatity between the most HTML tags and the order of construction and destruction of automatic objects in C++? My dog doesn't want to hear about this, so I though you will...
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