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    Quote Originally Posted by Mick
    why stop there...find the girlfriend that picks your nose....
    Dam straight!
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    I dare you to say that to your girlfriend Mick
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Deniz
    I dare you to say that to your girlfriend Mick
    For the money I pay I can say whatever I want

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    Maybe you can write a dll to import a new call that will perform that task for your quote unquote "girl friend".. ahem. ho hum..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deniz
    Maybe you can write a dll to import a new call that will perform that task for your quote unquote "girl friend".. ahem. ho hum..
    Call it: TurnaTrick(...)

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    Hmmm.... Hope your girlfriend doesnt read this.

    Anyhow back to the problem at hand. Cilu. Why he is the way he is and what we can do to fix it.

    I suggested nose picking as a cheap hobby but you all came back and mocked me. And seeing as this is the boring thread, I suggest he takes up fishing as a new hobby. Fishing... or nose picking, which in a sense is again fishing. Exept the fish when you pick your nose dont wriggle and dont really taste the same either. So what do you think? Fish or pick?
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Well Deniz, I'm wondering where did you get all this ideas? Probably from a nose-picking sesion with your friends...
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    Ok. Lets's describe your suggestion, Deniz, according to Freid's theory.
    we have the following transformations:
    1) a fish == a girl
    thus,
    2) fishing == looking for a girl

    Why are you looking for a girl, Deniz? Of course, to satisfy your requirement in ... nose-picking.
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    well the only problem with that dimm is Frued's theory is retarded
    Wakeup in the morning and kick the day in the teeth!! Or something like that.

    "i don't want to write leak free code or most efficient code, like others traditional (so called expert) coders do."

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    Forget fishing, picking, babes, and Sigmund Fraud. Get a puppy dog instead.
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    Puppies, nose-picking... All this are... not challenging for me. But I can adopt as a hobby this kind of research: Thong Song Out of Tune .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mick
    Call it: TurnaTrick(...)
    You could probably train a chica by giving her rewards (jewelry, candy, flower, etc.) just like you would to a puppy .
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    News from Iraq, a must see...

    http://media.ebaumsworld.com/iraqreport.wmv
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    **yawn**
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