As for meek and timid, four out of five world class white tiger tamers prefer intravenus opium based drugs over other pain killers after a mid-show mauling.
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
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Question:
- How do you stop them from eating your eyeballs as your pinned body screams, helplessly waiting hours for the rescue crew to get to you?
- Can we attach a baby wipe, wet nap, or moist towelette to them? They're pleasantly unexpected and very refreshing, even for a trapped fallout victim.
or if your in a particlularly bored mood, you can feed the rat some onions and garlic and burst into tears of laughter as your victim lies there having to smell the rat breath. Hours of fun guarenteed!
Marius Bancila
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Originally Posted by Joe Nellis
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