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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Xeon

    Klaberjass is another name for Kaballah, that Jewish faith which Madonna is so into.
    No Klaberjass is a card game that came from Germany.

    If I thought for 1 second that Madonna played it, I'd give it up immediately.

    I mean she's from Michigan.. when was the last time she publicly admited that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deniz
    As for Xena & McRat, guys, seriously, stop flirting and hook up already
    Good news!..I had your medical report now, sir...congratulations, you are the youngest man on earth to suffer from andropaus...this is a breakthrough for medical people..don't panic...

    what did u just say?.....ohh......no no, I'm not joking...by looking to your symptoms, I'm 110% sure...

    you always has hallucination? you easily get moody? you had dotage? hard to have erection?...see, you got that all...usually it's occur to the man 50 years or above...you're so lucky to be the first man ever got it in your 30's...your name should go dowm into history...
    Quote Originally Posted by Deniz again
    the whole CG forum is anxiously waiting to see you guys together.
    stop knocking your head(but still Deniz his head)...I know it hard for you to accept...maybe that two guys you're mentioning just now can understand if you tell them the truth...you'll lost your self-esteem, but with the support of your friends, you can swim through this...be strong and stop your hallucination about them...you making yourself worst..

    and are you sure you call them with the right name?..because, you know,,,the dotage in you...

    Quote Originally Posted by Deniz, again?
    Did I send that love letter PM to you? Sorry, it was actually meant for Mick.
    now, this is a new symtom for andropaus..maybe you're in your 30's then you got this rare symptom....

    //phew...what a freaky story!!

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    to Xeons:
    did you know the adultstars of yours will grow tail and horns in there...it's disturbing when you try to engage them...and with their pointy ears and over sunburned skin, they look so 'dotdotdot'...their big fangs can get your tounge injured...
    and who is so 'dotdotdot' to tell, you can't flirt wth the angels and do the right stuff...so nonsense...

    It's the smell of a real man, boy. When you grow up and become a real man in future, you'll possess this smell too.
    Don't bluff, oldman...you didn't change your diapers yet or you forget to do so...confess or no chicken to be chopped today...

    Xeon's real age is 21 and is interested in 18 - 28 year old chicks. Again, nothing wrong.
    now, kiddy...you must be a chinese, right?...kow tow to your senior now...you know the law...

    to Tom Frohman:
    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
    No Klaberjass is a card game that came from Germany.
    oh..with the two of club is the biggest card right?...I've got a cardgame called 400 here..

    //kids nowadays always acting strange...maybe of the mutation process..

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrRee
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    oh..with the two of club is the biggest card right?...I've got a cardgame called 400 here..
    Nope, the Jack of Trump is the biggest card. The game is played with a pinochle deck, i.e., 9 is the lowest card.

    It is a form of 2 handed pinochle.
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    From MiCk:
    Mmmhhh...hot aussie kangaroo diaper sex...just right up my alley
    So, you finally admitted you're gay? Look : control yourself, k? U don't wanna end up like Michael Jackson. Besides, he can afford to play with the law cos' he's dirt-rich. Besides, what's gonna happen to your 18 year old daughter?

    From Tom:
    I mean she's from Michigan.. when was the last time she publicly admited that?
    U've been living in the tree-house for too long, playing with your squirrels. I thought I had cooked them all.
    Anyway, it's all in the news since a couple of years back. Madonna and Kaballah faith. If you don't believe me, go google the thing.

    From mrRee to H. Dennis:
    you always has hallucination? you easily get moody? you had dotage? hard to have erection?
    U've never been more right, Ree pal! Hallucination is ok, it's pretty cool.
    Mood swings are ok too, it makes a guy emotional and attracts girls.
    Dotage is ok, cos' Xeon dunno what it is.
    But.....erectile dysfunction? What the heck, Deniz? I thought you musn't air your dirty linen in public? It's like....if I've erectile dysfunction, I wouldn't even say it! But you had it and you still advertise it so gloriously? What the $#%*, H. Dennis?

    Anyway, I think cialis is good for you. Viagra is already outdated. Cialis is a very powerful and good alternative. Gotta try it. Good for you, and good for your health.

    From Ree to Xeon:
    did you know the adultstars of yours will grow tail and horns in there...it's disturbing when you try to engage them...and with their pointy ears and over sunburned skin, they look so 'dotdotdot'...their big fangs can get your tounge injured...
    Berserk rubbish, kid! Their physical form is nice, nicer than the angels....just that their personality ain't so good. But that means they're wilder and more creative, and can try all kinda positions too. U name it, they do it.

    and who is so 'dotdotdot' to tell, you can't flirt wth the angels and do the right stuff...so nonsense...
    First of all, if you do it in the heavens, the exchange of body juices may just rain down onto the mortals. That's $%*% gross and disgusting, so please spare a thought for them.
    Secondly, by going to heaven, you're in His presence. Do u dare to strip down and do It in front of Him?
    The answer is No. So, you better think twice, kid. U still have about 50 - 65 years to think, assuming you meet no accidents etc.

    now, kiddy...you must be a chinese, right?...kow tow to your senior now...you know the law...
    I'm a Singaporean-Chinese, not Chinese. There's a difference.
    Kow-tow? I'll only kow-tow to myself, no one elses! Besides, those crap are so age-old and ancient, even the most outdated Chinese person today don't do it.
    It's like thousands of years back in China's history.

    From Tom:
    Nope, the Jack of Trump is the biggest card
    I thought it's the Xeon of Spades?

    Good day,
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    I wasn't born in Turkey Cilu, I was born in Australia, lived in Turkey ffrom the ages of 10 to 20 but came back to Australia after that.
    Oops. Sorry Deniz. I misunderstood it.

    As for the puzzle, let me ask you this. Can an American even tell the difference between British and Aussie English? Nope.
    Well, you pronounce the word "male" like "mile" and use word "mate" a lot.

    Oscar Wilde said that "The only difference between American and English is, of course, their language". You should know better, but that probably also apply to the other English nations... IMO, Nowadays, with the world-wide communication facilities, the invasion of TV channels from US and UK, the pase of differences growing between the English spoken in different areas slowed down. As I was tellling to someone, when I watch CNN, I hardly notice the difference between the American and British news presenters and reporters. Well, perhaps it is because I know most of them and I got used to them... On the other hand, sometimes I really have problems understanding the English of Scotts or Irish. I barely understand Jerry Adams or Charles Kennedy...

    Where does that leave me? You decide
    It's not me to decide.

    As for Xena & McRat, guys, seriously, stop flirting and hook up already, the whole CG forum is anxiously waiting to see you guys together.
    Yes, yes. There is a clear chemistry between these two guys, so please, get a private room. Oops, I meant forum...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cilu
    Well, you pronounce the word "male" like "mile" and use word "mate" a lot.
    I think you've confused Americans playing Australians with the real thing. We pronounce "male" with an "A".

    But we do say mate a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xena & McRat

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    Yep, sure thing buddy. Your the boss. Your in charge. Your the king!






    PS: Note to self: Must email these guys shrinks (& boyfriends), its happening again.
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    Yep, sure thing buddy. Your the boss. Your in charge. Your the king!
    Seems some one has played too much GTA VC!

    (But then the same can go for anyone who recognises this phrase...)
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    Today is boring,
    taht is a 33 year-old woman living and working in japan...a Chinese if i am not mistaken...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeb
    I think you've confused Americans playing Australians with the real thing. We pronounce "male" with an "A".
    Yes, "male" with an "A". Isn't there an "A" in the pronunciation of MILE (the unit of length equal to 1760 yards)?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrRee
    does your country have as# insurance policy?..because you really need one....that quote was recorded while you with an oldman...very fishy and smelly oldman..he gave u the door-sized check and you think I didn't know that...so cunning of you try to relate me with your conspiracy, eh...
    Conspiracy.. come back to the real world ...mcRat ...heard Xena proposed you for marriage .. and the flirting .. thats too obvious ..go ahead..we would join the celebrations .. and yes do let me know if your country has that insurance policy ..coz I would need that there ..wassay .. and (oldman) man [used C-style casting ..hope its fine].. that was a very tough question....the level 1 one.. I failed ..couldnt find an answer.. would you mind telling about it so that I could reappear... for your so-called "Level 1 certification" and pass out with Grade 'Ex'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xeon
    I'm a Singaporean-Chinese, not Chinese. There's a difference.
    they didn't use the chopstick there?...or they speak Singlish..
    Quote Originally Posted by cilu
    Yes, yes. There is a clear chemistry between these two guys, so please, get a private room. Oops, I meant forum...
    I guess this came from cilu the clone, not cilu himself...tell your master now, stop keeping the clone under his basement..hunt down the terrorist now...
    Quote Originally Posted by Zeb
    But we do say mate a lot.
    the "mate" mate or the other mate
    Quote Originally Posted by Deniz
    Yep, sure thing buddy. Your the boss. Your in charge. Your the king!
    c'mon Deniz...that's not you...

    when you start calling me mcRat, I take it as a joke..and I reply it with also the light-joke
    when you start with 'kissing and engagement'...I still take it as a joke..and I think this guy can give a heavy weight joke, so he also can take a heavy weight joke...

    I don't think you will jump back like this...it suprised me...

    "chickaboo..chickaboo"..now you're smiling ..make it big evil grin like
    //<thinking out loud> should I put "just kidding" to my signature:rolleyes

    to exterminatorwhy did u grin so much, you didn't pass the level test...
    so you're not an Indian I say...why I must give u the answer...a kiss for Preity Zinta, then we have the deal...

    ok, let me be a fool to give the answer first and didn't know you'll break our deal:
    the English think he will have to wait for eight minutes when the Indian ask him to wait for a minute...so, what if he has to wait for 80 minutes when the Indian ask to wait for 10 minutes...(don't tell me you still can't figure it out..: one,two,three = eight, do, tin in Mumbai)

    ...???...
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrRee
    to exterminator why did u grin so much, you didn't pass the level test...
    so you're not an Indian I say...why I must give u the answer...a kiss for Preity Zinta, then we have the deal...
    Aaah..had i had the honor of that .. I would have had surely passed it on to u ... remember passed it on.. means i would have had been the first one.. but with the MMS scandals going on in here.. u may expect of her to be out preity soon...
    Quote Originally Posted by mrRee
    ok, let me be a fool to give the answer first and didn't know you'll break our deal:
    the English think he will have to wait for eight minutes when the Indian ask him to wait for a minute...so, what if he has to wait for 80 minutes when the Indian ask to wait for 10 minutes...(don't tell me you still can't figure it out..: one,two,three = eight, do, tin in Mumbai)
    Didnt really understand that???? Please explain.. now I m getting curious...plz..plz..plz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by exterminator
    Aaah..had i had the honor of that .. I would have had surely passed it on to u ... remember passed it on.. means i would have had been the first one.. but with the MMS scandals going on in here.. u may expect of her to be out preity soon...
    beware my friend...you're being watching by the great force...don't let yourself involve in such scandals...better you just hand her to me
    Didnt really understand that???? Please explain.. now I m getting curious...plz..plz..plz.
    now you must confess that you're not an Indian ...when an Indian said "one minute", he'll say "eight minute", bcoz 'eight' mean one!!...if u still can't understand, you're really .. ...

    this test is to find out your protein level in your brain...better pass this one if u want to be a programmer:
    what is: 4 - 1 = water...
    keep your brain in check, guru...

    //can't wait until next week...I'll be freeeee......

    ...???...
    ...don't blame me...when I smell nicc 'o' tyne...
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