In order to get a coffee cup to grow, you first have to get a cup to mature. You do this by taping antenas to the bottom of the cup and placing the cup into an ice chest with Humpty Dumpty. Since cups grow quickly, it should be mature in a couple hours. Take the cup out and throw it against the wall. The pieces will magically form into two new cups. People, who have tried this, say it is quiet a unique experience.
In order to get a coffee cup to grow, you first have to get a cup to mature. You do this by taping antenas to the bottom of the cup and placing the cup into an ice chest with Humpty Dumpty. Since cups grow quickly, it should be mature in a couple hours. Take the cup out and throw it against the wall. The pieces will magically form into two new cups. People, who have tried this, say it is quiet a unique experience.
Instead of an ice chest use liquid nitrogen. Even better a rubber ball in liquid nitrogen.
Get a hobby... maybe you could try to reverse engineer the coffee mug, and discover it true roots.
May be we could come up with 101 industrial uses for ear wax.
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
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//My little ivy here is looking pretty pathetic... maybe it's just wishful thinking.
My lawn has died and crabgrass has replaced the whole front strip.
Maybe it can kill crabgrass.
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
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I'll bet a bullet couldn't penetrate 100 feet of ear wax (or peanut butter for that matter) we could develop armour for people and tanks made out of ear wax or peanut butter. One problem with wearing a jacket with 100 feet of peanut butter on it is that it would attract flies. We'll have to work on that.
The development stage could be tricky.
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. -Cicero
I'll bet a bullet couldn't penetrate 100 feet of ear wax (or peanut butter for that matter) we could develop armour for people and tanks made out of ear wax or peanut butter. One problem with wearing a jacket with 100 feet of peanut butter on it is that it would attract flies. We'll have to work on that.
The development stage could be tricky.
Hm.. what abt poison those butter.. so that the flies which get attracte die off.. and the world could get rid off overpopulated fly community
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I'll bet a bullet couldn't penetrate 100 feet of ear wax (or peanut butter for that matter) we could develop armour for people and tanks made out of ear wax or peanut butter. One problem with wearing a jacket with 100 feet of peanut butter on it is that it would attract flies. We'll have to work on that.
The development stage could be tricky.
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