Re: The Boring Thread
People who are neat and organized are just too lazy to search for things when they need them.
Originally Posted by olivthill
1. Carpenters often make housecalls.
2. Never let your aunt work on your house.
(Carpenter Aunts are supposed to be a bad thing.)
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