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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
    Where is not as important as why?

    So somebody please tell me, Why is the roof?

    It is a sad a beautiful world.
    Since half of the human population are women, and on average every man had ever any conversation with woman, question 'why' is not as important anymore, since everyone knows an answer for any 'why' question:

    Q: Why is the roof?
    A: Because.
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Hobson
    Since half of the human population are women, and on average every man had ever any conversation with woman, question 'why' is not as important anymore, since everyone knows an answer for any 'why' question:

    Q: Why is the roof?
    A: Because.
    Okay then. You can't use because to answer the question "How many is the roof?".

    Q: How many is the roof?
    A: 17.

    Because of the Heisenberg uncertainty principle it is not possible to exactly answer where is the roof and how fast is the roof simultaneously.

    Because of all the uncertainty I don't think because is a good answer. Maybe might be a good answer but not because because not not because was!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
    Because of all the uncertainty I don't think because is a good answer. Maybe might be a good answer but not because because not not because was!!
    Try to tell that to your wife. Or mine. I bet they do not know quantum physics so well.
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    quantum physics?? isn't it that thing you use to wash dishes? oh yes mommy knows quantum physics as well..... should I use it as toothpaste??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrea_Rossini
    quantum physics?? isn't it that thing you use to wash dishes? oh yes mommy knows quantum physics as well..... should I use it as toothpaste??
    Yes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrea_Rossini
    quantum physics?? isn't it that thing you use to wash dishes? oh yes mommy knows quantum physics as well..... should I use it as toothpaste??
    you would want to use a toothpaste mixture , with some shoepolish, for better results
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hobson
    Try to tell that to your wife. Or mine. I bet they do not know quantum physics so well.
    Yeah, but once I have relations with girl who knows quantum physics (she study it in University)
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    Quote Originally Posted by sreehari
    you would want to use a toothpaste mixture , with some shoepolish, for better results
    Shoepolish? strange word... I am Polish and I know lotta Polish, and neither me nor any of them are shoes... Also, contrary to some popular opinions we do not mix ourselves with toothpaste, unless its manufacturing process is based on usage of large amounts of booze.

    Quote Originally Posted by Skoons
    Yeah, but once I have relations with girl who knows quantum physics (she study it in University)
    Did you show her whats all about with tunnel effect? Or she showed you whats uncertainity princible about?
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Hobson
    Shoepolish? strange word... I am Polish and I know lotta Polish, and neither me nor any of them are shoes... Also, contrary to some popular opinions we do not mix ourselves with toothpaste, unless its manufacturing process is based on usage of large amounts of booze.
    you got the whole this wrong, its actually that the polish is derived as a byproduct in the manufacturing of booze :eeh: which is later inturn mixed with shoes to make it harder and softer at the same time.


    Did you show her whats all about with tunnel effect? Or she showed you whats uncertainity princible about?[/QUOTE]
    it is related to John darwins " survial of the fittest theory rite ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hobson
    Did you show her whats all about with tunnel effect? Or she showed you whats uncertainity princible about?
    Last one more closer to truth
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    this won't bore you. i promise!

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    Re: The Boring Thread

    We are the hollow men
    We are the stuffed men
    Leaning together
    Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
    Our dried voices, when
    We whisper together
    Are quiet and meaningless
    As wind in dry grass
    Or rats' feet over broken glass
    In our dry cellar


    Shape without form, shade without colour,
    Paralysed force, gesture without motion;


    Those who have crossed
    With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
    Remember us -- if at all -- not as lost
    Violent souls, but only
    As the hollow men
    The stuffed men.
    T.S. Eliot
    Last edited by Tom Frohman; October 19th, 2006 at 06:50 AM.
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Detroit tigers lost. Sigh

    It should rain today. Maybe no game.

    It doesn't get any duller than this.
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

    Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein

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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Tonight I will eat a piece of cake, brush my teeth, go to bed and sleep anyway.
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