The Boring Thread
Well, Anything would be better than all this war drivel so I'm going to talk about my uncle who lost his nose. One day he woke up and it was gone. We looked under the bed and under the sheets. We couldn't find it anywhere.
Of course you probably ask "didn't have a nose? How did he smell?"
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
Robots are trying to steal my luggage.