The Boring Thread

**Tom Frohman** · April 14th, 2003, 11:36 AM

Ok, Ok, I guess I'll have to recite
"Ode to the lump of green clay I found in my armpit this morning."

**Mick** · April 14th, 2003, 12:01 PM

Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Ok, Ok, I guess I'll have to recite
"Ode to the lump of green clay I found in my armpit this morning."

Well I must say that's pretty disgusting, thanks for the visual...

But ahh well...

Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum...arrr mates...

And off he goes...Pusser Rum

From my pussers mug (ahh but the painkiller level 4, is there anything other than alcohol in it?)

Grog: Traditionally , 2 parts water, 1 part Pussers rum.
Tot: 1/8th pint rum, the standard daily ration.
Neat: Rum without water.
Sippers: a small gentlemanly sip froma freinds rum issue.
Gulpers: once, but only one, big swallow from anothers tot.
Sandy Bottoms: To see off whatevers in a mug when offered by a friend.
"Splice the main Brace!": (my favorite) a double tot for a job well done, or an invitation aboard for free drinks, and to say to a friend.
"lets splice the main brace!" is synoymous with. "lets have a drink!"
The framework of hospitality: where 3 sippers equal 1 gulp, and 3 gulps equal 1 tot!
Bob's-a-Dying: In Nelsons day meant a 'stupendous, drunken bash' (my kinda party)
A long swig at the Halliards: To "tie" one one!

My wrist hurt now, thank you very much...

**Mick** · April 15th, 2003, 12:41 PM

My bologna has a first name: It's O-s-c-a-r...

**Tom Frohman** · April 16th, 2003, 07:39 AM

Boring is good.

Just getting over a 2 day bout with the dread Norwalk virus. As opposed to singing the ceramic chorus, Boring is good.

**SolarFlare** · April 16th, 2003, 09:44 AM

Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Just getting over a 2 day bout with the dread Norwalk virus. As opposed to singing the ceramic chorus, Boring is good.

Yes, Norway does make boring viruses.

**Tom Frohman** · April 18th, 2003, 09:16 PM

We Squirrels Are Revolting!!!

**SolarFlare** · April 18th, 2003, 09:20 PM

Originally posted by Tom Frohman
We Squirrels Are Revolting!!!

Big deal, you're squirrels.

Hey you don't look so threatening now without the big green text, do ya?

**Tom Frohman** · April 18th, 2003, 09:55 PM

Solar you are worthless as a comedian.

The script said:

Tom: We squirrels are revolting!!
Solar: You certainly are!

Tom: My son is a magician he turned a car into a telephone pole.
Solar: And then you turned him into a pedestrian.

Study your lines next time.

**SolarFlare** · April 18th, 2003, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by Tom Frohman
The script said:

Tom: We squirrels are revolting!!

I thought you had gone off the script when I saw you said your first line with 50% too much emphasis.
Tom: Yes, I too am worthless as a comedian

**Mick** · April 18th, 2003, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by Tom Frohman
We Squirrels Are Revolting!!!

The guys NUTS...

Grab em...

**Mick** · April 19th, 2003, 02:01 PM

Ok so I have a bunch of eggs that expire in three days...I miss (like I've stated before) wiping the poop off fresh brown eggs in the morn..

So this is the boring thread.

So I am now having eggs for morn, eggs for noon, and eggs for dinner...it's ok...there is alot of cheese involved....so don't worry...whoa...I think I've got arm pains...

Got a scoop of butter, a nice big pan, and well egg and cheese omleate........yum..with ketchup of course, cause we americans love ketchup...it's the new red blood