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  1. #211
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    Ok, Ok, I guess I'll have to recite
    "Ode to the lump of green clay I found in my armpit this morning."
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

    Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein

    Robots are trying to steal my luggage.

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    Originally posted by Tom Frohman
    Ok, Ok, I guess I'll have to recite
    "Ode to the lump of green clay I found in my armpit this morning."
    Well I must say that's pretty disgusting, thanks for the visual...

    But ahh well...

    Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum...arrr mates...

    And off he goes...Pusser Rum

    From my pussers mug (ahh but the painkiller level 4, is there anything other than alcohol in it?)


    Grog: Traditionally , 2 parts water, 1 part Pussers rum.
    Tot: 1/8th pint rum, the standard daily ration.
    Neat: Rum without water.
    Sippers: a small gentlemanly sip froma freinds rum issue.
    Gulpers: once, but only one, big swallow from anothers tot.
    Sandy Bottoms: To see off whatevers in a mug when offered by a friend.
    "Splice the main Brace!": (my favorite) a double tot for a job well done, or an invitation aboard for free drinks, and to say to a friend.
    "lets splice the main brace!" is synoymous with. "lets have a drink!"
    The framework of hospitality: where 3 sippers equal 1 gulp, and 3 gulps equal 1 tot!
    Bob's-a-Dying: In Nelsons day meant a 'stupendous, drunken bash' (my kinda party)
    A long swig at the Halliards: To "tie" one one!

    My wrist hurt now, thank you very much...

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    My bologna has a first name: It's O-s-c-a-r...

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    Boring is good.

    Just getting over a 2 day bout with the dread Norwalk virus. As opposed to singing the ceramic chorus, Boring is good.
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

    Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein

    Robots are trying to steal my luggage.

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    Originally posted by Tom Frohman
    Just getting over a 2 day bout with the dread Norwalk virus. As opposed to singing the ceramic chorus, Boring is good.
    Yes, Norway does make boring viruses.
    SolarFlare

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    We Squirrels Are Revolting!!!
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

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    Originally posted by Tom Frohman
    We Squirrels Are Revolting!!!
    Big deal, you're squirrels.

    Hey you don't look so threatening now without the big green text, do ya?
    SolarFlare

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    Solar you are worthless as a comedian.

    The script said:

    Tom: We squirrels are revolting!!
    Solar: You certainly are!

    Tom: My son is a magician he turned a car into a telephone pole.
    Solar: And then you turned him into a pedestrian.


    Study your lines next time.
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

    Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein

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    Originally posted by Tom Frohman
    The script said:

    Tom: We squirrels are revolting!!
    I thought you had gone off the script when I saw you said your first line with 50% too much emphasis.
    Tom: Yes, I too am worthless as a comedian
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    Originally posted by Tom Frohman
    We Squirrels Are Revolting!!!
    The guys NUTS...


    Grab em...

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    Ok so I have a bunch of eggs that expire in three days...I miss (like I've stated before) wiping the poop off fresh brown eggs in the morn..

    So this is the boring thread.

    So I am now having eggs for morn, eggs for noon, and eggs for dinner...it's ok...there is alot of cheese involved....so don't worry...whoa...I think I've got arm pains...

    Got a scoop of butter, a nice big pan, and well egg and cheese omleate........yum..with ketchup of course, cause we americans love ketchup...it's the new red blood

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    Try Banana sauce, a great substitute for ketchup.
    Wakeup in the morning and kick the day in the teeth!! Or something like that.

    "i don't want to write leak free code or most efficient code, like others traditional (so called expert) coders do."

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    .it's ok...there is alot of cheese involved...
    It's Velveeta.

    Behold the power of cheese.
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

    Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein

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    Velveeta The horror, the horror. Velveeta: prelude to the fall of western civilization.
    Wakeup in the morning and kick the day in the teeth!! Or something like that.

    "i don't want to write leak free code or most efficient code, like others traditional (so called expert) coders do."

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    Originally posted by souldog
    Velveeta The horror, the horror. Velveeta: prelude to the fall of western civilization.
    It's not freaking velveeta...ok

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