Originally posted by Mick_2002
Gaby can't hurt you if he is not around...where is gaby? where is XeOn? Where am I?
How 'bout where is Simon?
Originally posted by souldog
I'm not wicked Nina. In fact the only really wicked one around
here is Solar.
Originally posted by hometown
Agree !!!! especially when he goes mad...You arenot afraid of him right ?
I'm sorry that is incorrect, circle takes the square for the win. Catch us next time on Hollywood squares.
Wait a sec... you think I'm wicked??? (stands up from chair to dictate more adequately to typist) This is very serious. Why I oughta... (takes out pocket knife, finds the biggest blade - a full 2 inches - and starts pacing the room). Oh no, I'm not mad, haha, no of course not. (Starts stabbing random inanimate objects in the room) Take that! And that! And - ! Oh, sorry Kello, didn't notice you there, I'll visit you in the hospital.
SolarFlare
Those who cling to life die and those who defy death live. -Sun Tzu
These guys aren't supposed to come out during the day.
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
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My new dog Roz. I won't get to pick her up from the shelter until Wednesday morning. She gets fixed tomorrow.
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
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Originally posted by solarflare
How 'bout where is Simon?
I'm sorry that is incorrect, circle takes the square for the win. Catch us next time on Hollywood squares.
Wait a sec... you think I'm wicked??? (stands up from chair to dictate more adequately to typist) This is very serious. Why I oughta... (takes out pocket knife, finds the biggest blade - a full 2 inches - and starts pacing the room). Oh no, I'm not mad, haha, no of course not. (Starts stabbing random inanimate objects in the room) Take that! And that! And - ! Oh, sorry Kello, didn't notice you there, I'll visit you in the hospital.
Tom, try shining a flashlight at the coons. See what happens .
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
My new dog Roz. I won't get to pick her up from the shelter until Wednesday morning. She gets fixed tomorrow.
At first, the dog thinks "Cool! I'm getting fixed. Excellent."
Then, they end up thinking "[Different four-letter word]! I'm getting fixed. This must be some sort of Bob Barker joke."
SolarFlare
Those who cling to life die and those who defy death live. -Sun Tzu
Originally posted by solarflare
Tom, try shining a flashlight at the coons. See what happens .
I've tried it. They do just what they always seem to do: Stare at me and expect me to get food for them. I don't get food for them. A moment after the picture above I shot them with the super-soaker squirt gun and then took in the bird seed after they jumped off the balcony.
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
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Originally posted by hometown
1)What are you guys talking about ? 2)What is Big wheel ? 3)Who is Bob Barker ? 4)What is his joke ?5) Why is there boss here ?6) Who is boss ?
1) Answer: Bob Barker
2) Answer: A large circular object.
3) Answer: Game show host and animal rights activist.
4) Answer: I'll just give you the punchline: "And the duck says 'put it on my bill'"
5) Answer: Because somebody has to do it.
6) Answer: Bruce Springsteen.
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
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