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  1. #796
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    Originally posted by souldog
    I'm not wicked Nina. In fact the only really wicked one around
    here is Solar.
    Agree !!!! especially when he goes mad...You arenot afraid of him right ?
    p.s. I would implicate gabriel in circle of wickedness, but I fear
    reprisal.
    Don't hurt me Gabriel.
    He wont, because he is easy...

    He is now a sixth invisible mode user on this board, so you all have been cot....

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    Originally posted by Mick_2002
    Gaby can't hurt you if he is not around...where is gaby? where is XeOn? Where am I?
    How 'bout where is Simon?
    Originally posted by souldog
    I'm not wicked Nina. In fact the only really wicked one around
    here is Solar.
    Originally posted by hometown
    Agree !!!! especially when he goes mad...You arenot afraid of him right ?
    I'm sorry that is incorrect, circle takes the square for the win. Catch us next time on Hollywood squares.

    Wait a sec... you think I'm wicked??? (stands up from chair to dictate more adequately to typist) This is very serious. Why I oughta... (takes out pocket knife, finds the biggest blade - a full 2 inches - and starts pacing the room). Oh no, I'm not mad, haha, no of course not. (Starts stabbing random inanimate objects in the room) Take that! And that! And - ! Oh, sorry Kello, didn't notice you there, I'll visit you in the hospital.
    SolarFlare

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    Originally posted by solarflare
    How 'bout where is Simon?
    I have been thinking the same thing...I miss that liberal, socialist, pansy nut

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    I looked out on the balcony this morning and...

    These guys aren't supposed to come out during the day.
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

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    My new dog Roz. I won't get to pick her up from the shelter until Wednesday morning. She gets fixed tomorrow.
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

    Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein

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    Originally posted by solarflare
    How 'bout where is Simon?
    I'm sorry that is incorrect, circle takes the square for the win. Catch us next time on Hollywood squares.
    Wait a sec... you think I'm wicked??? (stands up from chair to dictate more adequately to typist) This is very serious. Why I oughta... (takes out pocket knife, finds the biggest blade - a full 2 inches - and starts pacing the room). Oh no, I'm not mad, haha, no of course not. (Starts stabbing random inanimate objects in the room) Take that! And that! And - ! Oh, sorry Kello, didn't notice you there, I'll visit you in the hospital.
    You sound like one of Hollywood stars

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    Tom, try shining a flashlight at the coons. See what happens .
    Originally posted by Tom Frohman
    My new dog Roz. I won't get to pick her up from the shelter until Wednesday morning. She gets fixed tomorrow.
    At first, the dog thinks "Cool! I'm getting fixed. Excellent."
    Then, they end up thinking "[Different four-letter word]! I'm getting fixed. This must be some sort of Bob Barker joke."
    SolarFlare

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    Originally posted by solarflare
    Tom, try shining a flashlight at the coons. See what happens .
    I've tried it. They do just what they always seem to do: Stare at me and expect me to get food for them. I don't get food for them. A moment after the picture above I shot them with the super-soaker squirt gun and then took in the bird seed after they jumped off the balcony.
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

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    for _g_o_d's sake stop feeding the animals...think about the children

    Cute dog

    It's only a bob barker joke if your spinning some giant wheel

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    Originally posted by Mick_2002
    It's only a bob barker joke if your spinning some giant wheel
    But he says "Remember to have your pets spayed or neutered (to remind them who's boss)."
    SolarFlare

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    Originally posted by solarflare
    But he says "Remember to have your pets spayed or neutered (to remind them who's boss)."
    yea...I forgot about that until after I posted...he's the animal control nut guy...here I was just thinking big wheel...so you got me

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    What are you guys talking about ? What is Big wheel ? Who is Bob Barker ? What is his joke ? Why is there boss here ? Who is boss ?

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    Originally posted by hometown
    1)What are you guys talking about ? 2)What is Big wheel ? 3)Who is Bob Barker ? 4)What is his joke ?5) Why is there boss here ?6) Who is boss ?
    1) Answer: Bob Barker
    2) Answer: A large circular object.
    3) Answer: Game show host and animal rights activist.
    4) Answer: I'll just give you the punchline: "And the duck says 'put it on my bill'"
    5) Answer: Because somebody has to do it.
    6) Answer: Bruce Springsteen.
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

    Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein

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    Thank YOU....

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    I still dont understand......



    Where can I find Bob and Bruce ? Bookstores ? Any links ?

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