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    Originally posted by Mick_2002
    When will people understand it is the INTENT....not the device....silly me
    Exactly, it is the belief , which seems to be pervasive amongst conservative ******, that guns solve people's problems that is the problem. For example.
    .if I only had a gun...only 1 would be dead....
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    Originally posted by Tom Frohman
    Exactly, it is the belief , which seems to be pervasive amongst conservative ******, that guns solve people's problems that is the problem. For example.
    And it is the liberal _a_s_sHat belief that outlawing a device solves everything...what next....you raiding my house to confiscate my set of sporks???

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    Originally posted by Mick_2002
    And it is the liberal _a_s_sHat belief that outlawing a device solves everything...what next....you raiding my house to confiscate my set of sporks???
    Wait a minute, you have SPORKS???
    When will you be away from home next?
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    Originally posted by Tom Frohman
    Wait a minute, you have SPORKS???
    When will you be away from home next?
    very unlikely I'd tell you...you _d_a_ m_n_ ape

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    If we outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.

    If we outlaw sporks, only Mick will have sporks. He'll have an underground monopoly.

    In an unrelated story, the phrase "get a life" was coined by William Shatner on a Saturday Night Live skit about Trekkies.
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    Originally posted by solarflare
    If we outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.

    If we outlaw sporks, only Mick will have sporks. He'll have an underground monopoly.

    In an unrelated story, the phrase "get a life" was coined by William Shatner on a Saturday Night Live skit about Trekkies.
    yep...and while I am raping your daughter who is gonna protect you? Wait...go ahead dial 911, I'll be right there....but can I borrow a spork to put the bad guy away?

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    Originally posted by solarflare
    If we outlaw sporks, only Mick will have sporks. He'll have an underground monopoly.
    If we outlawed sporks, those freakazoids from the National Spork Association would be down your throat. Claiming it is their constitutional right to have sporks and with Charleton Heston as their spokesman who could stop them.

    Redneck:"You can have my spork when you pry it from my dead fingers"
    Alien Bug: "That is acceptable." (See Men in Black).
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

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    Originally posted by Tom Frohman
    If we outlawed sporks, those freakazoids from the National Spork Association would be down your throat. Claiming it is their constitutional right to have sporks and with Charleton Heston as their spokesman who could stop them.

    Redneck:"You can have my spork when you pry it from my dead fingers"
    Alien Bug: "That is acceptable." (See Men in Black).
    Same issue...we would still have the lib's crying about the children....

    /No sporks for Oil...

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    My hero's....

    http://news.com.com/2100-1039_3-5068910.html

    If I don't want you in my house, and you keep trying to get in my house can I strike back?

    If I don't want you following me everywhere in public, and you continue to follow me...then what??? after all it's a public place, it's not like your stalking me...

    Why is it that people always say 'your concerns about privacy are overblown'....and why is it that people say 'what do you have to hide'...meanwhile most don't know that getting the knob polished by the wifey can get them arrested and off to jail.....same for the wifey getting her knob polished...

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    Dog is good.
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    Squirrel is good. (You need a lot of them, though, to get anything of substance.)
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    Last edited by Tom Frohman; September 1st, 2003 at 08:37 PM.
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    Great depth perception, poindexter.
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    i dont really have anything to say i just wanted to have my name on the Last Post coloumn.
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    Niagra Falls! That's where I found him the man who ruined my life..Slooowwwwly I turned, Inch by inch, step by step and then....
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

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