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  1. #991
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    Originally posted by Mick_2002
    Poor Soul, don't forget the golden rule for bingeing, which is to drink until you pass out, wake up and start drinking immediatly again, at some point you have to stop, or it's a trip to the hospital, but that's a minor detail right now.
    ...
    Happy drinking!!!
    Hum... So kind... kind Mickey
    "UNIX is simple; it just takes a genius to understand its simplicity!"

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    Mama always said: Forrest...if your going to do something...do it right.

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    Originally posted by Mick_2002
    Mama always said: Forrest...if your going to do something...do it right.
    Well... what about " ... and donot drink a lot Mickey "

    ps: btw, as I understand - "if your going" means "If U are going"... ???
    "if me going... " - "If I'm going..." ???
    I saw the word - "your" in the places where the word "you" is more appropriate...
    What the sense of using "your" in such cases?
    "UNIX is simple; it just takes a genius to understand its simplicity!"

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    Originally posted by dimm_coder
    Well... what about " ... and donot drink a lot Mickey "

    ps: btw, as I understand - "if your going" means "If U are going"... ???
    "if me going... " - "If I'm going..." ???
    I saw the word - "your" in the places where the word "you" is more appropriate...
    What the sense of using "your" in such cases?
    Haha.. you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic
    blunders. The most famous is:

    1. Never get involved in a land war in
    Asia. Only slightly less well know is this: Never go in against a
    Sicilian when death is on the line!
    2. Never take grammatical lessons from someone who is lazy about grammar.
    3. Usually it is the mistake of your're being used when your should. If your're (you are)
    4. if you say 'if you going to do something' anywhere around me, I'd ask see your green card/visa and no I don't mean the credit card.
    5. the written word in english is far different from the spoken word.
    6. if yer gonna do that....I mean speakie about englishe then don'te aske me e..

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    Some further rules:
    234. Never try and cheer up a motorcycle gang member with a hand puppet or while dressed as a mime.
    324. Never wear a ski mask to a policeman's ball.
    456. Never bring a duck to a **** fight.
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

    Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein

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    ALL SENTIMENTALISTS ARE CRIMINALS.

    FTW life goes on.
    Wakeup in the morning and kick the day in the teeth!! Or something like that.

    "i don't want to write leak free code or most efficient code, like others traditional (so called expert) coders do."

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    Originally posted by souldog
    ALL SENTIMENTALISTS ARE CRIMINALS.

    FTW life goes on.
    Hruh?

    Brrrrinngggg.
    Chuckles the Clown wants to talk to you on line 3.
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

    Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein

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    "It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish." Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up."
    (Jack Handey)
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    Those who cling to life die and those who defy death live. -Sun Tzu

    cout << endl;
    return 0;
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    A word of warning Chuckles. If you dare to interrupt my peacefull
    home with a jarring "brrriinnnngg", then I will, with my iron hands,
    break you to pieces. Justice has no time for contrived grins.
    Chuckles says "Pay me a dollar and I will make you laugh"
    I say "I will pay you a dollar if I can strangle you."
    Wakeup in the morning and kick the day in the teeth!! Or something like that.

    "i don't want to write leak free code or most efficient code, like others traditional (so called expert) coders do."

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    Originally posted by souldog
    A word of warning Chuckles. If you dare to interrupt my peacefull
    home with a jarring "brrriinnnngg", then I will, with my iron hands,
    break you to pieces. Justice has no time for contrived grins.
    Chuckles says "Pay me a dollar and I will make you laugh"
    I say "I will pay you a dollar if I can strangle you."
    Chuckles says "Can I interest you in vinyl siding?" "How about long distance service for 1 cent an hour ($1,000,000 connection fee applies)?"

    Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
    A: He had a chicken stapled to his face.

    Q: How did he cross the road?
    A: He struck a deal with the prosecutor for leniency?



    hahahahahahaha



    See where are your troubles now...WORSE?

    back to the drawing board.
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

    Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein

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    I just noticed this thread was stuck at 999 posts. So I had to make post 1000.
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

    Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein

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    I think I'll blast your fun. I often think : "Should I unsubscribe?", but then I'm always curious to whether it can get even more boring. And yes it can, it is worse with each post. In the last one we had the wonderful announcement of 1000 rubbish posts and in the current one I'm making it even more boring and annoying.
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    Yep, where is the good old time when we had interesting conversations in Chit/Chat. Seems it is gone. "Where are we from" is dead. But although, I have to admit that it was already degradated for some time before that moment.
    "UNIX is simple; it just takes a genius to understand its simplicity!"

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    In my humble opinion, it was the war thread that degraded chit-chat the most. The endless spewing of propaganda, innuendo, and emotion poisoned the atmosphere and it will be a long time before it recovers (if ever).
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

    Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein

    Robots are trying to steal my luggage.

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    Why does everybody around here suddenly want interesting
    topical conversations?
    Wakeup in the morning and kick the day in the teeth!! Or something like that.

    "i don't want to write leak free code or most efficient code, like others traditional (so called expert) coders do."

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