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October 16th, 2006, 08:45 AM
#2206
Re: The Boring Thread
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Where is not as important as why?
So somebody please tell me, Why is the roof?
It is a sad a beautiful world.
Since half of the human population are women, and on average every man had ever any conversation with woman, question 'why' is not as important anymore, since everyone knows an answer for any 'why' question:
Q: Why is the roof?
A: Because.
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October 16th, 2006, 12:35 PM
#2207
Re: The Boring Thread
Originally Posted by Hobson
Since half of the human population are women, and on average every man had ever any conversation with woman, question 'why' is not as important anymore, since everyone knows an answer for any 'why' question:
Q: Why is the roof?
A: Because.
Okay then. You can't use because to answer the question "How many is the roof?".
Q: How many is the roof?
A: 17.
Because of the Heisenberg uncertainty principle it is not possible to exactly answer where is the roof and how fast is the roof simultaneously.
Because of all the uncertainty I don't think because is a good answer. Maybe might be a good answer but not because because not not because was!!
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October 16th, 2006, 12:55 PM
#2208
Re: The Boring Thread
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Because of all the uncertainty I don't think because is a good answer. Maybe might be a good answer but not because because not not because was!!
Try to tell that to your wife. Or mine. I bet they do not know quantum physics so well.
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October 16th, 2006, 03:52 PM
#2209
Re: The Boring Thread
quantum physics?? isn't it that thing you use to wash dishes? oh yes mommy knows quantum physics as well..... should I use it as toothpaste??
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October 16th, 2006, 04:20 PM
#2210
Re: The Boring Thread
Originally Posted by Andrea_Rossini
quantum physics?? isn't it that thing you use to wash dishes? oh yes mommy knows quantum physics as well..... should I use it as toothpaste??
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October 17th, 2006, 01:07 AM
#2211
Re: The Boring Thread
Originally Posted by Andrea_Rossini
quantum physics?? isn't it that thing you use to wash dishes? oh yes mommy knows quantum physics as well..... should I use it as toothpaste??
you would want to use a toothpaste mixture , with some shoepolish, for better results
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October 17th, 2006, 01:13 AM
#2212
Re: The Boring Thread
Originally Posted by Hobson
Try to tell that to your wife. Or mine. I bet they do not know quantum physics so well.
Yeah, but once I have relations with girl who knows quantum physics (she study it in University)
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October 17th, 2006, 01:17 AM
#2213
Re: The Boring Thread
Originally Posted by sreehari
you would want to use a toothpaste mixture , with some shoepolish, for better results
Shoepolish? strange word... I am Polish and I know lotta Polish, and neither me nor any of them are shoes... Also, contrary to some popular opinions we do not mix ourselves with toothpaste, unless its manufacturing process is based on usage of large amounts of booze.
Originally Posted by Skoons
Yeah, but once I have relations with girl who knows quantum physics (she study it in University)
Did you show her whats all about with tunnel effect? Or she showed you whats uncertainity princible about?
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October 18th, 2006, 12:38 AM
#2214
Re: The Boring Thread
Originally Posted by Hobson
Shoepolish? strange word... I am Polish and I know lotta Polish, and neither me nor any of them are shoes... Also, contrary to some popular opinions we do not mix ourselves with toothpaste, unless its manufacturing process is based on usage of large amounts of booze.
you got the whole this wrong, its actually that the polish is derived as a byproduct in the manufacturing of booze :eeh: which is later inturn mixed with shoes to make it harder and softer at the same time.
Did you show her whats all about with tunnel effect? Or she showed you whats uncertainity princible about?[/QUOTE]
it is related to John darwins " survial of the fittest theory rite ?
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October 18th, 2006, 04:07 AM
#2215
Re: The Boring Thread
Originally Posted by Hobson
Did you show her whats all about with tunnel effect? Or she showed you whats uncertainity princible about?
Last one more closer to truth
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was too anxious with compatibility
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October 19th, 2006, 05:55 AM
#2216
this won't bore you. i promise!
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October 19th, 2006, 06:48 AM
#2217
Re: The Boring Thread
We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rats' feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar
Shape without form, shade without colour,
Paralysed force, gesture without motion;
Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
Remember us -- if at all -- not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.
T.S. Eliot
Last edited by Tom Frohman; October 19th, 2006 at 06:50 AM.
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October 25th, 2006, 07:54 AM
#2218
Re: The Boring Thread
Detroit tigers lost. Sigh
It should rain today. Maybe no game.
It doesn't get any duller than this.
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October 25th, 2006, 10:12 AM
#2219
Re: The Boring Thread
Tonight I will eat a piece of cake, brush my teeth, go to bed and sleep anyway.
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October 30th, 2006, 04:29 AM
#2220
Re: The Boring Thread
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