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  1. #241
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    Originally posted by Tom Frohman
    The whole story began in 1625. The king was having a party and I wasn't invited. So I said "i'd like some tea" and he said okay. But like solar always says some people just drone on and on about peanut butter sandwiches, santa clauses and an oversupply of crocodile meat. Medicine doesn't have the answers only the questions. So what's for dinner mom?
    A recrudescence of irridentism is what we really nead here. This gives way to a synthesis of light bulbs and easter bunnies asking the ultimate question : "Why is physics phun?" The answer isn't easy. The answer is probably boring but I'm going to give it to you anyways. "Stop" said Sally. There is noplace in your dissertation for the part about Velveeta. Some of your best results left on the cutting room floor. However, that is why I went into air conditioning repair in the first place. I thought it would be a cool profession. Alas, I am just an amateur though.
    Wow I started to see thing while reading this. Is your dad's name leary?

  2. #242
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    It is a boring day when you put your trash out, and then realize trash day is tommorrow...now that's boring.

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    Cool

    Not wanting to be the same as the guy I dislike in this thread...
    But it is quite boring...
    Tom .....? Could you think up something alittle more...boring ?

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    Not wanting to be the same as the guy wfranc dislikes in this thread...

    But...

    Today is EARTHDAY!!!

    Hug a tree, eat some dirt....get a federal permit to shoot 1500 mute swans on the eastern shore.

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    It doesn't seem right - there are 365.24 of our days in each year, one of which is devoted to our favorite planet. There are only nine planets (some say eight, some say ten) in our solar system. Shouldn't it be split evenly, at least? The planet we know best is celebrated only 1/365.24 = .2738% of the time. I'm sure this isn't an intergalactic holiday, folks... you got some 'splainin ta do!
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    Heartburn.


    Principal Modes.


    Uncertainty.


    Kohonen Self Organizing Maps.


    Dog Agility.


    Ritz Crackers.


    Television.


    Field Corn.


    Sleep.



    Need I say more?
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

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    Robots are trying to steal my luggage.

  7. #247
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    Originally posted by Tom Frohman
    Need I say more?
    Yeah, you need to say (tm)
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    zzzzzzzzzzzz

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    Speaking of boring....

    http://www.codeguru.com/forum/showth...hreadid=172993

    Will it ever leave the 'hot threads' listing...will people ever stop posting non-sense responses? Will the doctors wife find out about his affair with the head nurse, stay tuned next week...
    same bat channel, same bat time.

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    Originally posted by Mick_2002
    Isn't Hersey park in hersey? You never know these days...It's sunny outside and 42f ablbeit 35 with wind chill, but it's a snowing...70f on thursday...weather don't cha just love it....hows that for boring...
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    My neighbor has a little dog whose name is HERSHEY. She is a mini daschund (is that spelled correctly...who cares?). She does yap a lot!
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    Originally posted by Sirjorj
    My neighbor has a little dog whose name is HERSHEY. She is a mini daschund (is that spelled correctly...who cares?). She does yap a lot!
    I must admit, that's boring enough to post in this thread. Now back to setting out my clothes for the rest of May.
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    I am bored out of my skull.
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

    Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein

    Robots are trying to steal my luggage.

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    I'm cooking a ham...I feel so domesticated, I think I'll add 'go vandalize something' to my list of manly things to do today....

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    Originally posted by Mick_2002
    I'm cooking a ham...
    Can I have some? Please?
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    Originally posted by Mick_2002
    I'm cooking a ham...I feel so domesticated, I think I'll add 'go vandalize something' to my list of manly things to do today....
    So are you going to break out a widow or punch a hole in a wall?
    Wakeup in the morning and kick the day in the teeth!! Or something like that.

    "i don't want to write leak free code or most efficient code, like others traditional (so called expert) coders do."

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