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    From Nina:
    Last year, I went to my friend's Birthdei party, I drank only 1/2 can of beer...but I slept ~14 hours,
    After the 14 hours, are you sure you're still a virgin?! !!!!!!

    when i got up i got terrible headache and right after 5 minutes after finishing my breadfast, my ears got hurt since my bro chewed me out ...
    Oh yeah, the doctor says that after a night of beer, you gotta eat chicken chop the next morning cos' it cleases your soul and beautify your skin!!!!!
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    Ummm...

    Why do U cry Billy? Why do U cry?
    Why Billy? Why Billy?
    Why Billy?
    Why?
    ........................

    ( Voices from everywhere )

    U are a poet, U are a poet!!!... This is great ... amazing ... Dimm is a poet!

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    Today, teacher taught us a word called 'cry',
    and followed by another word called 'dry'.
    'dry' comes after 'cry',
    and 'cry' comes before 'dry'.


    XEON : Undisputed world champion for the PoetGuru 2003 Award.
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    Hey, Mickey, old farker , special for U...

    where are U?
    Last edited by dimm_coder; August 15th, 2003 at 09:41 AM.
    "UNIX is simple; it just takes a genius to understand its simplicity!"

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    Originally posted by dimm_coder
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    Hey, Mickey, old farker , special for U...

    where are U?
    where am I, why I'm at home, eating Bar - B - Q chicken wings with some bleu cheese...yummy...I make up fracomuhduh words to confuse the masses...or at least those

    yldneirf
    raeb
    gnipmuh
    .srotaredom

    gotta keep those fewls on the tips of the toes...cause even though they say "I'm from X" we know they are from the UK...

    http://www.newsmax.com/showinsidecov...03/8/13/162315

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    Holy Cow!!! I've got electricity again!!!
    Picture Tom doing a touchdown dance to the "Rocky " theme.

    Time to throw out everything in the fridge.
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

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    Originally posted by Tom Frohman
    Holy Cow!!! I've got electricity again!!!
    Picture Tom doing a touchdown dance to the "Rocky " theme.

    Time to throw out everything in the fridge.
    Wow Tom, where you really affected? I thought it was pretty stupid to be broadcasting the power outage from CNN/FOX when people that didn't have power couldn't watch the tube...uhh yea...
    heck if my power goes out and it's hot, I'm jumping in the pool...

    BTW: Flash gordon is on, wierd haven't seen that movie in years....this outta be entertaining...Flash...ahhh ohhh...

    Queen is kewl.

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    Originally posted by Tom Frohman
    Holy Cow!!! I've got electricity again!!!
    Picture Tom doing a touchdown dance to the "Rocky " theme.

    Time to throw out everything in the fridge.
    YES!!! Picture souldog soaking himself with water buckets suspended from the ceiling doing a dance like the girl in flash dance.
    Wakeup in the morning and kick the day in the teeth!! Or something like that.

    "i don't want to write leak free code or most efficient code, like others traditional (so called expert) coders do."

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    Originally posted by souldog
    YES!!! Picture souldog soaking himself with water buckets suspended from the ceiling doing a dance like the girl in flash dance.
    I must say...that is a vision I didn't need

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    Wakeup in the morning and kick the day in the teeth!! Or something like that.

    "i don't want to write leak free code or most efficient code, like others traditional (so called expert) coders do."

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    Originally posted by souldog
    glad to be of service
    Thats what she said...

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    Originally posted by Mick_2002
    Thats what she said...
    I'm guessing this involved a $50 "transaction"?
    SolarFlare

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    cout << endl;
    return 0;
    }

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    Am I the only guy that wasn't invited to this? Most users has been stuck at 300 or so for a year....wow..did someone fart or something?

    Most users ever online was 3450 on 08-13-2003 at 11:15 PM

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    So I was sitting in my living room during the black out and I hear the raccoons out on my balcony again. I shined a light on them. I yelled at them. I banged on the glass. They just kept looking at me like "feed me". I grabbed my super soaker squirt gun pumped it up. Opened the window and let'em have it. First they tried hiding behind the porch posts. I kept blasting them each time they would stick their heads out. After a few minutes of this they gave up and jumped into the tree and climbed down. They didn't show up Friday, Saturday or Sunday nights. Maybe I succeeded in scaring off the whole squad. (I doubt it.)
    Now that's entertainment.
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    Originally posted by Mick_2002
    BTW: Flash gordon is on, wierd haven't seen that movie in years....this outta be entertaining...Flash...ahhh ohhh...

    Queen is kewl.
    Yeh... Queen drives! Show Must Go On Baby
    "UNIX is simple; it just takes a genius to understand its simplicity!"

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