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  1. #1681
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    ack vs. nack
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Boring
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Heres another thread idea straight from the helms of my brain - guarenteed to be a failiure:

    - "The lets tell each other what we really think of each other thread!"

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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Nellis
    I'm investing $100,000 into that company. I'm betting that it'll take off in Afghanistan...
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Do they have money in afghanistan?
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Deniz
    Do they have money in afghanistan?
    Hmm... don't know, but you can definitely get cheap crack.
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
    Hmm... don't know, but you can definitely get cheap crack.
    wrong drug.

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    Re: The Boring Thread

    still dont change the fact that its a boring thread...
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Deniz
    still dont change the fact that its a boring thread...
    That's because you don't have any opium on hand....

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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Opium is for the meek and timid!
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Deniz
    Opium is for the meek and timid!

    As for meek and timid, four out of five world class white tiger tamers prefer intravenus opium based drugs over other pain killers after a mid-show mauling.

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    Re: The Boring Thread

    "What if this is as good as it gets?"
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

    Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein

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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Bored enthusiasts of mutant cyborgs read this:
    http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99996429


    Question:
    - How do you stop them from eating your eyeballs as your pinned body screams, helplessly waiting hours for the rescue crew to get to you?

    - Can we attach a baby wipe, wet nap, or moist towelette to them? They're pleasantly unexpected and very refreshing, even for a trapped fallout victim.

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    Re: The Boring Thread

    or if your in a particlularly bored mood, you can feed the rat some onions and garlic and burst into tears of laughter as your victim lies there having to smell the rat breath. Hours of fun guarenteed!

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