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  1. #2281
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Frohman


    Woke up at 4AM this morning and let the dog out.
    There was a skunk in the yard.
    What a smelly mess.
    Awww so cute...

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    And, before the comments start, we were both fully clothed!
    Hmm yeah sure ... We believe you
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  2. #2282
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Reminds me of the time my sister's dog got sprayed in the back yard. She let out a yelp, which was unusual. They smelled her before she got near the house.

    30 quarts of tomatoe juice, and it still didn't kill the smell. (she stayed out back for a few days after that) even the kids stayed away from her.
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by dglienna
    Reminds me of the time my sister's dog got sprayed in the back yard. She let out a yelp, which was unusual. They smelled her before she got near the house.

    30 quarts of tomatoe juice, and it still didn't kill the smell. (she stayed out back for a few days after that) even the kids stayed away from her.
    Our dog got sprayed by a skunk the night before we were going to take a road trip when i was a kid... and he was going with us. Made for a memorable trip

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    Re: The Boring Thread

    I WIN I WIN!!!!!

    Oh, wait.. That's another thread....

    Bummer....

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    Re: The Boring Thread

    It was -4 degrees F (-20 degrees C) this morning when I woke up. That is COLD...
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

    Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein

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    Re: The Boring Thread

    here is cold also and when i wore my overcoat i found your uncle's nose in my overcoat packet.
    Please rate my post if it was helpful for you.
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    The last post (previous to this, of course) was JAN 14th, 2009....
    OR 4 months 15 days
    OR 19 weeks 2 days
    OR 135 days


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    Re: The Boring Thread

    hi,,,

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    Re: The Boring Thread

    I trimmed my mustache this morning. Growing the mustache was a hair raising experience.

    I also washed out my coffee cup this morning..where did the last 6 months go?????
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

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    Re: The Boring Thread

    This is like stories about whether or not US citizens should be allowed to own guns!

  11. #2291
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    I don't believe that Baki in BinhTan is that good with programming languages. Should someone is using his account. Maybe Scottoman Mayoruss!
    hi,,,

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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Beware, that if your sentence is not copyrighted, then somebody else could use it and make money out of it! I don't say this is what will happen, but I don't it won't either. So, maybe, you might end up loosing millions, just because you were lazy and did not join a GNU licence to your post. That would be a such pity.

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    Re: The Boring Thread

    I'll raise 'ya two more
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by olivthill2 View Post
    Beware, that if your sentence is not copyrighted, then somebody else could use it and make money out of it! I don't say this is what will happen, but I don't it won't either. So, maybe, you might end up loosing millions, just because you were lazy and did not join a GNU licence to your post. That would be a such pity.

    Feel free to use anything I haven't said in your quest to make millions.
    I've said a lot and haven't made millions. Therefore, I've eliminated a whole bunch of words and phrases that won't make you money.

    For example, the "We can stamp out mental health in our lifetimes" campaign was not a success. Don't waste any time at all on this idea.

    The "Why do programmers need to wear clothes at work?" campaign didn't win more than a handful of followers.
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Interesting campaigns!

    Myself I thought about launching a campaign: "Why don't we sell cell phones to kangaroos since they already have a pocket?"

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