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    Re: The Boring Thread

    So Mick...which of the following apply:

    1) You should only do that off road?

    2) You never mix Santa Outfits and Stunt Riding?

    3) You have never seen a person lock up the front wheels of a bike?

    Ohhh Nooo..the boring thread is getting exciting again..... .
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by TheCPUWizard
    So Mick...which of the following apply:

    1) You should only do that off road?
    Yep.

    2) You never mix Santa Outfits and Stunt Riding?
    Yep...follows the same rule as chicks riding on the back in a dress.

    3) You have never seen a person lock up the front wheels of a bike?
    Seen plenty of retards lock up and go over Done it myself on my 125DT in da dirt...but only once on the road and that was unintentional (didn't go over though ) the state trooper on the opposite side of the light thought it was a perfect 10...and she got on the mic and told me so

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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Yep...follows the same rule as chicks riding on the back in a dress.
    Which (of course) implies that chicks wearing dresses should always remove them prior to getting on the bike....


    [sure to get some heat from the women on this one ]

    I REALLY hope no one read the typo before I fixed it...
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Mick
    Do that on the road and you are a retard
    Now I HAVE to try that .
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
    Now I HAVE to try that .
    Just make sure you wear your brain bucket.

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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Mick
    Just make sure you wear your brain bucket.
    Jokin' .
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Whew, back at work. Lo and behold they didn't lay me off. yet....
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
    Whew, back at work. Lo and behold they didn't lay me off. yet....
    I guess being a squirrel has its benefits.
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Hows this for sh**ty. I am on site once again to make a big demo go off.
    Somebody broke into the lab and stole my development machine as well as another laptop. Lost all my source code (at least a couple days of labor since I backed up last). So instead of fixing problems, I am spending my time setting up a
    machine and trying to recover from the loss. Lets see, what else can go wrong...
    Wakeup in the morning and kick the day in the teeth!! Or something like that.

    "i don't want to write leak free code or most efficient code, like others traditional (so called expert) coders do."

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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by souldog
    Hows this for sh**ty. I am on site once again to make a big demo go off.
    Somebody broke into the lab and stole my development machine as well as another laptop. Lost all my source code (at least a couple days of labor since I backed up last). So instead of fixing problems, I am spending my time setting up a
    machine and trying to recover from the loss. Lets see, what else can go wrong...
    I don't know...but something strange must be going on in california...the glove fit...they didn't acquit.

    /Until the next media hyped trial...
    Last edited by Mick; November 12th, 2004 at 04:27 PM.

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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by souldog
    Hows this for sh**ty. I am on site once again to make a big demo go off.
    Somebody broke into the lab and stole my development machine as well as another laptop. Lost all my source code (at least a couple days of labor since I backed up last). So instead of fixing problems, I am spending my time setting up a
    machine and trying to recover from the loss. Lets see, what else can go wrong...
    At least it was only a couple of days lost. Bummer dude!
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by souldog
    Hows this for sh**ty. I am on site once again to make a big demo go off.
    Somebody broke into the lab and stole my development machine as well as another laptop. Lost all my source code (at least a couple days of labor since I backed up last). So instead of fixing problems, I am spending my time setting up a
    machine and trying to recover from the loss. Lets see, what else can go wrong...
    Any leads on finding the mofo?
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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Nope, it is a goner, and what really matters is the work lost, the laptop did cost
    $3000.00, but labor lost is probably $10,000-14,000. not to mention the reason
    I am at this lab has failed, in part due to this tragedy. It is a university, so they
    will scan the university network and see if the MAC pops up. **** everything is
    totally screwed up now. The whole system went unstable during a live simulcast
    (and we are talking about a system that puts out 1000000 lbs of force). There
    were state senators there and everything. Just can't wait to see what the fallout
    from this is going to be.
    Last edited by souldog; November 16th, 2004 at 06:01 PM.
    Wakeup in the morning and kick the day in the teeth!! Or something like that.

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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Anybody ever feel like it it time to quit your job?
    Wakeup in the morning and kick the day in the teeth!! Or something like that.

    "i don't want to write leak free code or most efficient code, like others traditional (so called expert) coders do."

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    Re: The Boring Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by souldog
    Anybody ever feel like it it time to quit your job?
    Hang in there. If they do find the dork, you can always take out your anger on him (I enjoy doing that sometimes .)

    // **** happens... always.
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