Quote Originally Posted by olivthill
Excuse-me Deniz, it was only a joke, but it was late when I wrote that message, my mind was not very clear and it was not funny. Sorry.
Let's try something else, with boring quotations:

- A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer

- Many people quit looking for work when they find a job

- I used to be a musician, but I wasn't noteworthy.

- Note on a door: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner also.
People who are neat and organized are just too lazy to search for things when they need them.

1. Carpenters often make housecalls.
2. Never let your aunt work on your house.
(Carpenter Aunts are supposed to be a bad thing.)

The best way to make a small fortune is to start with a large one.
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the living room.
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, chances are it's a Wildebeast.