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July 21st, 2005, 04:04 AM
#1981
Re: The Boring Thread
Originally Posted by Xeon
Klaberjass is another name for Kaballah, that Jewish faith which Madonna is so into.
No Klaberjass is a card game that came from Germany.
If I thought for 1 second that Madonna played it, I'd give it up immediately.
I mean she's from Michigan.. when was the last time she publicly admited that?
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
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July 21st, 2005, 04:47 AM
#1982
Re: The Boring Thread
Originally Posted by Deniz
As for Xena & McRat, guys, seriously, stop flirting and hook up already
Good news!..I had your medical report now, sir...congratulations, you are the youngest man on earth to suffer from andropaus...this is a breakthrough for medical people..don't panic...
what did u just say?.....ohh......no no, I'm not joking...by looking to your symptoms, I'm 110% sure...
you always has hallucination? you easily get moody? you had dotage? hard to have erection?...see, you got that all...usually it's occur to the man 50 years or above...you're so lucky to be the first man ever got it in your 30's...your name should go dowm into history...
Originally Posted by Deniz again
the whole CG forum is anxiously waiting to see you guys together.
stop knocking your head(but still Deniz his head)...I know it hard for you to accept...maybe that two guys you're mentioning just now can understand if you tell them the truth...you'll lost your self-esteem, but with the support of your friends, you can swim through this...be strong and stop your hallucination about them...you making yourself worst..
and are you sure you call them with the right name?..because, you know,,,the dotage in you...
Originally Posted by Deniz, again?
Did I send that love letter PM to you? Sorry, it was actually meant for Mick.
now, this is a new symtom for andropaus..maybe you're in your 30's then you got this rare symptom....
//phew...what a freaky story!!
...???...
...don't blame me...when I smell nicc 'o' tyne...
...friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support..
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July 21st, 2005, 04:56 AM
#1983
Re: The Boring Thread
to Xeons:
did you know the adultstars of yours will grow tail and horns in there...it's disturbing when you try to engage them...and with their pointy ears and over sunburned skin, they look so 'dotdotdot'...their big fangs can get your tounge injured...
and who is so 'dotdotdot' to tell, you can't flirt wth the angels and do the right stuff...so nonsense...
It's the smell of a real man, boy. When you grow up and become a real man in future, you'll possess this smell too.
Don't bluff, oldman...you didn't change your diapers yet or you forget to do so...confess or no chicken to be chopped today...
Xeon's real age is 21 and is interested in 18 - 28 year old chicks. Again, nothing wrong.
now, kiddy...you must be a chinese, right?...kow tow to your senior now...you know the law...
to Tom Frohman:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
No Klaberjass is a card game that came from Germany.
oh..with the two of club is the biggest card right?...I've got a cardgame called 400 here..
//kids nowadays always acting strange...maybe of the mutation process..
...???...
...don't blame me...when I smell nicc 'o' tyne...
...friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support..
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July 21st, 2005, 07:38 AM
#1984
Re: The Boring Thread
Originally Posted by mrRee
to Tom Frohman:
oh..with the two of club is the biggest card right? ...I've got a cardgame called 400 here..
Nope, the Jack of Trump is the biggest card. The game is played with a pinochle deck, i.e., 9 is the lowest card.
It is a form of 2 handed pinochle.
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
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July 21st, 2005, 08:54 AM
#1985
Re: The Boring Thread
From MiCk:
Mmmhhh...hot aussie kangaroo diaper sex...just right up my alley
So, you finally admitted you're gay? Look : control yourself, k? U don't wanna end up like Michael Jackson. Besides, he can afford to play with the law cos' he's dirt-rich. Besides, what's gonna happen to your 18 year old daughter?
From Tom:
I mean she's from Michigan.. when was the last time she publicly admited that?
U've been living in the tree-house for too long, playing with your squirrels. I thought I had cooked them all.
Anyway, it's all in the news since a couple of years back. Madonna and Kaballah faith. If you don't believe me, go google the thing.
From mrRee to H. Dennis:
you always has hallucination? you easily get moody? you had dotage? hard to have erection?
U've never been more right, Ree pal! Hallucination is ok, it's pretty cool.
Mood swings are ok too, it makes a guy emotional and attracts girls.
Dotage is ok, cos' Xeon dunno what it is.
But.....erectile dysfunction? What the heck, Deniz? I thought you musn't air your dirty linen in public? It's like....if I've erectile dysfunction, I wouldn't even say it! But you had it and you still advertise it so gloriously? What the $#%*, H. Dennis?
Anyway, I think cialis is good for you. Viagra is already outdated. Cialis is a very powerful and good alternative. Gotta try it. Good for you, and good for your health.
From Ree to Xeon:
did you know the adultstars of yours will grow tail and horns in there...it's disturbing when you try to engage them...and with their pointy ears and over sunburned skin, they look so 'dotdotdot'...their big fangs can get your tounge injured...
Berserk rubbish, kid! Their physical form is nice, nicer than the angels....just that their personality ain't so good. But that means they're wilder and more creative, and can try all kinda positions too. U name it, they do it.
and who is so 'dotdotdot' to tell, you can't flirt wth the angels and do the right stuff...so nonsense...
First of all, if you do it in the heavens, the exchange of body juices may just rain down onto the mortals. That's $%*% gross and disgusting, so please spare a thought for them.
Secondly, by going to heaven, you're in His presence. Do u dare to strip down and do It in front of Him?
The answer is No. So, you better think twice, kid. U still have about 50 - 65 years to think, assuming you meet no accidents etc.
now, kiddy...you must be a chinese, right?...kow tow to your senior now...you know the law...
I'm a Singaporean-Chinese, not Chinese. There's a difference.
Kow-tow? I'll only kow-tow to myself, no one elses! Besides, those crap are so age-old and ancient, even the most outdated Chinese person today don't do it.
It's like thousands of years back in China's history.
From Tom:
Nope, the Jack of Trump is the biggest card
I thought it's the Xeon of Spades?
Good day,
Professor Xeon,
Head of International Erectile Dysfunction Board(IED)
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"I'm getting tired of you devils.....finishing strike......Final Blast!" - Arngrim, from Valkyrie Profile 2 : Silmeria
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July 21st, 2005, 10:16 AM
#1986
Re: The Boring Thread
I wasn't born in Turkey Cilu, I was born in Australia, lived in Turkey ffrom the ages of 10 to 20 but came back to Australia after that.
Oops. Sorry Deniz. I misunderstood it.
As for the puzzle, let me ask you this. Can an American even tell the difference between British and Aussie English? Nope.
Well, you pronounce the word "male" like "mile" and use word "mate" a lot.
Oscar Wilde said that "The only difference between American and English is, of course, their language". You should know better, but that probably also apply to the other English nations... IMO, Nowadays, with the world-wide communication facilities, the invasion of TV channels from US and UK, the pase of differences growing between the English spoken in different areas slowed down. As I was tellling to someone, when I watch CNN, I hardly notice the difference between the American and British news presenters and reporters. Well, perhaps it is because I know most of them and I got used to them... On the other hand, sometimes I really have problems understanding the English of Scotts or Irish. I barely understand Jerry Adams or Charles Kennedy...
Where does that leave me? You decide
It's not me to decide.
As for Xena & McRat, guys, seriously, stop flirting and hook up already, the whole CG forum is anxiously waiting to see you guys together.
Yes, yes. There is a clear chemistry between these two guys, so please, get a private room. Oops, I meant forum...
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July 21st, 2005, 05:52 PM
#1987
Re: The Boring Thread
Originally Posted by cilu
Well, you pronounce the word "male" like "mile" and use word "mate" a lot.
I think you've confused Americans playing Australians with the real thing. We pronounce "male" with an "A".
But we do say mate a lot.
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July 21st, 2005, 09:10 PM
#1988
Re: The Boring Thread
Originally Posted by Xena & McRat
<stuff>
Yep, sure thing buddy. Your the boss. Your in charge. Your the king!
PS: Note to self: Must email these guys shrinks (& boyfriends), its happening again.
Microsoft LVP - Least Valuable Professional
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July 22nd, 2005, 02:03 AM
#1989
Re: The Boring Thread
Yep, sure thing buddy. Your the boss. Your in charge. Your the king!
Seems some one has played too much GTA VC!
(But then the same can go for anyone who recognises this phrase...)
Mike
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July 22nd, 2005, 04:40 AM
#1990
Re: The Boring Thread
Today is boring,
taht is a 33 year-old woman living and working in japan...a Chinese if i am not mistaken...
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July 22nd, 2005, 07:02 AM
#1991
Re: The Boring Thread
Originally Posted by Zeb
I think you've confused Americans playing Australians with the real thing. We pronounce "male" with an "A".
Yes, "male" with an "A". Isn't there an "A" in the pronunciation of MILE (the unit of length equal to 1760 yards)?
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July 22nd, 2005, 08:51 AM
#1992
Re: The Boring Thread
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July 22nd, 2005, 01:48 PM
#1993
Re: The Boring Thread
Originally Posted by Xeon
I'm a Singaporean-Chinese, not Chinese. There's a difference.
they didn't use the chopstick there?...or they speak Singlish..
Originally Posted by cilu
Yes, yes. There is a clear chemistry between these two guys, so please, get a private room. Oops, I meant forum...
I guess this came from cilu the clone, not cilu himself...tell your master now, stop keeping the clone under his basement..hunt down the terrorist now...
Originally Posted by Zeb
But we do say mate a lot.
the "mate" mate or the other mate
Originally Posted by Deniz
Yep, sure thing buddy. Your the boss. Your in charge. Your the king!
c'mon Deniz...that's not you...
when you start calling me mcRat, I take it as a joke..and I reply it with also the light-joke
when you start with 'kissing and engagement'...I still take it as a joke..and I think this guy can give a heavy weight joke, so he also can take a heavy weight joke...
I don't think you will jump back like this...it suprised me...
"chickaboo..chickaboo"..now you're smiling ..make it big evil grin like
//<thinking out loud> should I put "just kidding" to my signature:rolleyes
to exterminatorwhy did u grin so much, you didn't pass the level test...
so you're not an Indian I say...why I must give u the answer...a kiss for Preity Zinta, then we have the deal...
ok, let me be a fool to give the answer first and didn't know you'll break our deal:
the English think he will have to wait for eight minutes when the Indian ask him to wait for a minute...so, what if he has to wait for 80 minutes when the Indian ask to wait for 10 minutes...(don't tell me you still can't figure it out..: one,two,three = eight, do, tin in Mumbai)
...???...
...don't blame me...when I smell nicc 'o' tyne...
...friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support..
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July 23rd, 2005, 12:54 AM
#1994
Re: The Boring Thread
Originally Posted by mrRee
to exterminator why did u grin so much, you didn't pass the level test...
so you're not an Indian I say...why I must give u the answer...a kiss for Preity Zinta, then we have the deal...
Aaah..had i had the honor of that .. I would have had surely passed it on to u ... remember passed it on.. means i would have had been the first one.. but with the MMS scandals going on in here.. u may expect of her to be out preity soon...
Originally Posted by mrRee
ok, let me be a fool to give the answer first and didn't know you'll break our deal:
the English think he will have to wait for eight minutes when the Indian ask him to wait for a minute...so, what if he has to wait for 80 minutes when the Indian ask to wait for 10 minutes...(don't tell me you still can't figure it out..: one,two,three = eight, do, tin in Mumbai)
Didnt really understand that???? Please explain.. now I m getting curious...plz..plz..plz.
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July 23rd, 2005, 06:01 AM
#1995
Re: The Boring Thread
...???...
...don't blame me...when I smell nicc 'o' tyne...
...friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support..
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