The Boring Thread

[NoHero]

Ok, then how am I supposed to get "Hello!" off the screen. Eh?
What's your answer to That!!!!

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

#define _putc(c) (putc(c, stdout))

int main(){char msg[]={71,100,107,107,110,32};int i=0,j=2;l1:i=0;while(1!=2){if(i==(sizeof(msg)/sizeof(0[msg])))if(j)
goto l2;else goto l3;if(j)i[msg]++;else _putc(i[msg]);i++;}l2:j=0;goto l1;l3:_putc('\n');system("cls");return 0;}

Or simply let your pacman eat it up for you.

[Skoons]

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

#define _putc(c) (putc(c, stdout))

int main(){char msg[]={71,100,107,107,110,32};int i=0,j=2;l1:i=0;while(1!=2){if(i==(sizeof(msg)/sizeof(0[msg])))if(j)
goto l2;else goto l3;if(j)i[msg]++;else _putc(i[msg]);i++;}l2:j=0;goto l1;l3:_putc('\n');system("cls");return 0;}

Or simply let your pacman eat it up for you.

You may use this code to examine all persons who wish to get work of programmist, simply ask them what it do?

[Smasher/Devourer]

Ok, then how am I supposed to get "Hello!" off the screen. Eh?
What's your answer to That!!!!

Why, that's easy.

#include <iostream>
#define d std::cout
#define f int
#define r for
#define j if
#define z char
#define q return
#define v while
#define e 1

f l[]={0x8E,0x61,0xDC,0x9A,0xDA,0x3C,0xC2,0xF2,0xBC,0xD4,0xE8,0xCC,0xBE,0x9F,0x34};
f main(){r(f k=e^e;k<(l[e<<(e+e)^e]>>(e+e));k+=(l[k]>>l[k%e])+e)j(k%(e<<e)==(l[l[e]&e^e]&l[e]))d<<(z)((l[k]+k)>>e);q(e>>e);}

(Yes, I know this is lazy obfuscation, but I lack the patience and the skill for better. )

[Tom Frohman]

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

#define _putc(c) (putc(c, stdout))

int main(){char msg[]={71,100,107,107,110,32};int i=0,j=2;l1:i=0;while(1!=2){if(i==(sizeof(msg)/sizeof(0[msg])))if(j)
goto l2;else goto l3;if(j)i[msg]++;else _putc(i[msg]);i++;}l2:j=0;goto l1;l3:_putc('\n');system("cls");return 0;}

Or simply let your pacman eat it up for you.

Aha! Now I have you. You are trying to fool me!!! I know that this program contains the secret
launch codes to the custard pie catapult. ROBOTS ARE TRYING TO STEAL MY LUGGAGE!!!!!!!!!!!

[kirants]

I was bored... and this is the result...

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

#define _putc(c) (putc(c, stdout))

int main(){char msg[]={71,100,107,107,110,32};int i=0,j=2;l1:i=0;while(1!=2){if(i==(sizeof(msg)/sizeof(0[msg])))if(j)
goto l2;else goto l3;if(j)i[msg]++;else _putc(i[msg]);i++;}l2:j=0;goto l1;l3:_putc('\n');return 0;}

Without compiling it, can anyone tell me what it puts out on an x86?

The first one to get this without compiling/linking/running gets nothing. ABSOLUTLY NOTHING!!!! FOR FREE!!!

**** 0 !!

[Deniz]

Without compiling it, can anyone tell me what it puts out on an x86?

I could.... but I can't be bothered...

[NoHero]

**** 0 !!

*Lol* ... Can you read it? I gave it a friend of mine and he was able to read it without compiling or making it clean with new lines, tabs etc

I could.... but I can't be bothered...

Not a problem just try it! This code does not anything todo with your....bal...aehem... intelligence

Aha! Now I have you. You are trying to fool me!!! I know that this program contains the secret
launch codes to the custard pie catapult. ROBOTS ARE TRYING TO STEAL MY LUGGAGE!!!!!!!!!!!

Darn, he got behind it all

(Yes, I know this is lazy obfuscation, but I lack the patience and the skill for better. )

I like obfuscating code when I am bored. Just like a hobby... ... But it is a good one!

You may use this code to examine all persons who wish to get work of programmist, simply ask them what it do?

Well... It could become a qualifying examination when someone wants to get into my projects

[Skoons]

Well... It could become a qualifying examination when someone wants to get into my projects

In this case I always ask person what he thinks about hungrian notation

[NoHero]

In this case I always ask person what he thinks about hungrian notation

Yep... and of course of goto's inside an application

[Brad Jones]

You may use this code to examine all persons who wish to get work of programmist, simply ask them what it do?

...what to do?

Fire the guy that wrote the question for bad programming practices

[NoHero]

...what to do?

Fire the guy that wrote the question for bad programming practices

Heck, I will never get a job then!

/more time for answering @ GG then

[Tom Frohman]

A rude body noise based on how I feel today:

VVVVVVVVrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppp!!!

[Xeon]

From Tom:

A rude body noise based on how I feel today:
VVVVVVVVrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppp!!!

Stop pharting, Tom! I know there's no girls here, but still....

Anyway, how are things here? Just checked my CodeGuru position today and saw that I was ranked No. 18 based on the total number of posts.
No. 18 among hundreds of thousands of members is an achievement, but....I was No. 7 once! Andreas Masur is now No. 1, with 12,600++ posts? How can he be that fast? Grrrr......

I WANT REVENGE!
THE LORD IS BACK!
CAGES CAN'T KEEP ME,
I WILL BE FREE SOON!

I roar like the jungle,
my eyes are bleeding.
I rip the tigers apart,
I devour their bones.

I prowl the Savannah,
searching for a worthy beast.
I tear up the lions,
I shriek in psychotism.

My name is...Xeon.

Have a nice day, folks.
Xeon.

[mdmd]

Tequila hallutionations aren't boring, Zeon. Wrong thread !

[NoHero]

Anyway, how are things here? Just checked my CodeGuru position today and saw that I was ranked No. 18 based on the total number of posts.
No. 18 among hundreds of thousands of members is an achievement, but....I was No. 7 once! Andreas Masur is now No. 1, with 12,600++ posts? How can he be that fast? Grrrr......

Well... Take a look at this FAQ... no just kidding, well he is here more often than you...

I WANT REVENGE!
THE LORD IS BACK!
CAGES CAN'T KEEP ME,
I WILL BE FREE SOON!

I roar like the jungle,
my eyes are bleeding.
I rip the tigers apart,
I devour their bones.

I prowl the Savannah,
searching for a worthy beast.
I tear up the lions,
I shriek in psychotism.

*Lol* ... Are you trying to mimic Simon666? ... Nice try though