Excuse-me Deniz, it was only a joke, but it was late when I wrote that message, my mind was not very clear and it was not funny. Sorry.
Let's try something else, with boring quotations:
- A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer
- Many people quit looking for work when they find a job
- I used to be a musician, but I wasn't noteworthy.
- Note on a door: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner also.
People who are neat and organized are just too lazy to search for things when they need them.
1. Carpenters often make housecalls.
2. Never let your aunt work on your house.
(Carpenter Aunts are supposed to be a bad thing.)
The best way to make a small fortune is to start with a large one.
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the living room.
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, chances are it's a Wildebeast.
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. -Cicero
As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, wives, how many were going to St. Ives?
As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, wives, how many were going to St. Ives?
I've heard this before. The answer is 1 only you. ?
/** The only stupid question is the one you never ask. */
Originally Posted by olivthill
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You mean I answered it for nothing?
, I know it was a figure of speech 
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