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April 14th, 2003, 11:36 AM
#211
Ok, Ok, I guess I'll have to recite
"Ode to the lump of green clay I found in my armpit this morning."
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
Robots are trying to steal my luggage.
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April 14th, 2003, 12:01 PM
#212
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Ok, Ok, I guess I'll have to recite
"Ode to the lump of green clay I found in my armpit this morning."
Well I must say that's pretty disgusting, thanks for the visual...
But ahh well...
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum...arrr mates...
And off he goes...Pusser Rum
From my pussers mug (ahh but the painkiller level 4, is there anything other than alcohol in it?)
Grog: Traditionally , 2 parts water, 1 part Pussers rum.
Tot: 1/8th pint rum, the standard daily ration.
Neat: Rum without water.
Sippers: a small gentlemanly sip froma freinds rum issue.
Gulpers: once, but only one, big swallow from anothers tot.
Sandy Bottoms: To see off whatevers in a mug when offered by a friend.
"Splice the main Brace!": (my favorite) a double tot for a job well done, or an invitation aboard for free drinks, and to say to a friend.
"lets splice the main brace!" is synoymous with. "lets have a drink!"
The framework of hospitality: where 3 sippers equal 1 gulp, and 3 gulps equal 1 tot!
Bob's-a-Dying: In Nelsons day meant a 'stupendous, drunken bash' (my kinda party)
A long swig at the Halliards: To "tie" one one!
My wrist hurt now, thank you very much...
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April 15th, 2003, 12:41 PM
#213
My bologna has a first name: It's O-s-c-a-r...
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April 16th, 2003, 07:39 AM
#214
Boring is good.
Just getting over a 2 day bout with the dread Norwalk virus. As opposed to singing the ceramic chorus, Boring is good.
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
Robots are trying to steal my luggage.
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April 16th, 2003, 09:44 AM
#215
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Just getting over a 2 day bout with the dread Norwalk virus. As opposed to singing the ceramic chorus, Boring is good.
Yes, Norway does make boring viruses.
SolarFlare
Those who cling to life die and those who defy death live. -Sun Tzu
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April 18th, 2003, 09:16 PM
#216
We Squirrels Are Revolting!!!
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
Robots are trying to steal my luggage.
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April 18th, 2003, 09:20 PM
#217
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
We Squirrels Are Revolting!!!
Big deal, you're squirrels.
Hey you don't look so threatening now without the big green text, do ya?
SolarFlare
Those who cling to life die and those who defy death live. -Sun Tzu
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April 18th, 2003, 09:55 PM
#218
Solar you are worthless as a comedian.
The script said:
Tom: We squirrels are revolting!!
Solar: You certainly are!
Tom: My son is a magician he turned a car into a telephone pole.
Solar: And then you turned him into a pedestrian.
Study your lines next time.
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
Robots are trying to steal my luggage.
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April 18th, 2003, 10:00 PM
#219
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
The script said:
Tom: We squirrels are revolting!!
I thought you had gone off the script when I saw you said your first line with 50% too much emphasis.
Tom: Yes, I too am worthless as a comedian
SolarFlare
Those who cling to life die and those who defy death live. -Sun Tzu
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April 18th, 2003, 10:43 PM
#220
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
We Squirrels Are Revolting!!!
The guys NUTS...
Grab em...
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April 19th, 2003, 02:01 PM
#221
Ok so I have a bunch of eggs that expire in three days...I miss (like I've stated before) wiping the poop off fresh brown eggs in the morn..
So this is the boring thread.
So I am now having eggs for morn, eggs for noon, and eggs for dinner...it's ok...there is alot of cheese involved....so don't worry...whoa...I think I've got arm pains...
Got a scoop of butter, a nice big pan, and well egg and cheese omleate........yum..with ketchup of course, cause we americans love ketchup...it's the new red blood
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April 19th, 2003, 02:04 PM
#222
Try Banana sauce, a great substitute for ketchup.
Wakeup in the morning and kick the day in the teeth!! Or something like that.
"i don't want to write leak free code or most efficient code, like others traditional (so called expert) coders do."
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April 19th, 2003, 02:07 PM
#223
.it's ok...there is alot of cheese involved...
It's Velveeta.
Behold the power of cheese.
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
Robots are trying to steal my luggage.
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April 19th, 2003, 02:12 PM
#224
Velveeta The horror, the horror. Velveeta: prelude to the fall of western civilization.
Wakeup in the morning and kick the day in the teeth!! Or something like that.
"i don't want to write leak free code or most efficient code, like others traditional (so called expert) coders do."
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April 19th, 2003, 08:36 PM
#225
Originally posted by souldog
Velveeta The horror, the horror. Velveeta: prelude to the fall of western civilization.
It's not freaking velveeta...ok
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