The pig was walking down the street with a duck on its head. Somebody yells "where did you get the pig" and the duck says "I won it in a raffle!". I wanted to be a doctor but I didn't have enough patie(nce). Why wife's cooking is so bad its terrible. I went to the doctor and he said "your in bad shape". I said "can I get a second opinion?" He said, "Yeah, you are ugly.".
"Who was that lady I saw you with?" "That was no lady. That was my wife."
I've always said that Codeguru audiences are the greatest audiences in the world. .....And the duck says put it on my bill!
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
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Originally posted by Wfranc
You r lurking arentyo?
I dont love lurjer at all
Lurj- verb? The act of lurjing.
Usage- You've been lurjing again. I can smell it on your breath.
Man cannot live by lurj alone.
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. -Cicero
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. -Cicero
Ever been like, sitting there, and the tube (that's tv stupid) is on, and it's like behind you, like (valley) and people start clapping and suddenly you start clapping, and you turn around to see what your clapping for and there he is, your hero Rummy...speaking, and your like right on man, who we bombing next...and you find out it's just that he's getting a award...that's such a bummer...
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But anyway that is nice ..
Why did you set your account to hidden mode?!
I just changed it a minute ago 
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