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    Originally posted by Xeon
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    Katherine Hepburn? Aye....how sad. She has joined Marilyn and Grace......aye......can Clonaid please clone Grace Kelly one of these days???
    Yes she was an awesome actress..I think my fav is desk set...where she's a reference librarian, and like tracy spencer is the dude that's putting in a computer to replace her and her gaggle of girls...good flick....

    in other news...fresh off the rotten.com

    Singapore's environment minister awarded the country's first five-star rating to a public restroom on Tuesday, at the start of a nationwide drive to flush out dirty lavatories. Environment Minister Lim Swee Say launched the 'Happy Toilet' campaign, which will rate public restrooms using a five-star system similar to that used for hotels. 'I am looking very forward to experiencing this toilet myself so I can walk out of the toilet feeling happy,' Lim said at a news conference, before placing the award plaque outside a restroom at a suburban shopping mall in the wealthy Southeast Asian city-state." According to the Happy Toilet booklet: "In total we spend almost three years of our lives on the toilet. It's natural and it's normal, so let's learn to say: 'Wow! That's a great toilet!'"

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    Sh***** Rooh Afza

    So I've found my new favorite drink. I found this dusty bottle in the local Indian market full of this thick red syrup (which had precipitated and crystalized somewhat in a thick layer on the bottom). Its wrapper says:

    SH***** ROOH AFZA
    SUMMER DRINK OF THE EAST

    Each dose of 50 ml. (70 grams approx.) contains:
    Invert sugar base 40.0 ml, Pineapple Juice 4.0 ml, Distilled Extract of: Coriandrum sativa (Dhania), Daucuscarota (Gajar), Portulaca oleracea (Khurfa), Citrullus vulgaris (Tarbooz), Spinacia oleracea (Palak), Mentha arvensis (Pudina), Luffa cylindrica (Hara Ghia), Cichorium intybus (Kasni), Vitis vinifera (Munnaqa), Santalum album (Sandal Sufed), Vetiveria zizanioides (Khas Hindi), Parmelia perlate (Chharrhila), Nymphaea alba (Gul Nilofar), Onosma bracteatum (Barge gaozaban)_2.25 ml, Distillate of Keora 1.75 ml, Orange Juice 1.0 ml, Distillate of Citrus medica 0.4 ml, Distillate of Rose damascena 0.3 ml CONTAINS PERMITTED COLOURS AMARANTH


    Rooh Afza - Soothing, Cooling, Satisfying. A joy to look at, a pleasure to taste. For refreshment or for fun, in summer there is nothing like Rooh Afza. Mix, with ice-cold water or with water and ice cubes and sip the sheer pleasure of the most pleasant drink. Add milk to make a delicious milkshake. You won't be able to forget the taste and the joy in a hurry.
    If you can imagine a drink with sandalwood and vetivert mixed in... Well, anyways, Snoop Fizzle just got over so I'm outta here...

    Rollin' down the road,
    Like an Injun,
    Sippin' on Summer Juice
    (laaiid-baaack)
    */*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/

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    Re: Sh***** Rooh Afza

    Originally posted by galathaea
    So I've found my new favorite drink. I found this dusty bottle in the local Indian market full of this thick red syrup (which had precipitated and crystalized somewhat in a thick layer on the bottom). Its wrapper says:



    If you can imagine a drink with sandalwood and vetivert mixed in... Well, anyways, Snoop Fizzle just got over so I'm outta here...

    Rollin' down the road,
    Like an Injun,
    Sippin' on Summer Juice
    (laaiid-baaack)
    Ha ha ha

    with my mind on my money and my money on my mind...chronic memories...

    I couldn't resist
    I wanna ask you one question
    If I had some nuts, hangin on the walls, what did I have honey?"
    I said, "Darling you'd have some walnuts."
    She said, "Well.. daddy if I had some nuts
    on my chest, would those be chestnuts?"
    I said, "Hel yes!"
    She said, "Well daddy if I had nuts under my chin
    would those be chin-nuts?"
    I said, "**** no ***** you'd have a **** in **** *****!"
    Self imposed **'s...ahhh
    Last edited by Mick; July 2nd, 2003 at 04:25 AM.

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    From MiCk:
    Singapore's environment minister awarded the country's first five-star rating to a public restroom on Tuesday, at the start of a nationwide drive to flush out dirty lavatories. Environment Minister Lim Swee Say launched the 'Happy Toilet' campaign, which will rate public restrooms using a five-star system similar to that used for hotels. 'I am looking very forward to experiencing this toilet myself so I can walk out of the toilet feeling happy,' Lim said at a news conference, before placing the award plaque outside a restroom at a suburban shopping mall in the wealthy Southeast Asian city-state." According to the Happy Toilet booklet: "In total we spend almost three years of our lives on the toilet. It's natural and it's normal, so let's learn to say: 'Wow! That's a great toilet!'"
    Why, MiCk! No matter what u do, never be a toilet nerd.
    These guys are really crazy sometimes.

    Remember : you can be a girl-nerd, a woman-nerd, a computer-nerd or a porn-nerd, but never a toilet-nerd!

    I still prefer the bed, though. How about you, MiCk? Toilets or beds? >:->
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    Originally posted by Xeon
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    Why, MiCk! No matter what u do, never be a toilet nerd.
    These guys are really crazy sometimes.

    Remember : you can be a girl-nerd, a woman-nerd, a computer-nerd or a porn-nerd, but never a toilet-nerd!

    I still prefer the bed, though. How about you, MiCk? Toilets or beds? >:->
    Well I don't know...a 5 star crapper...even if I didn't have to go...I'd still want to sit and ponder life....pictures anyone?

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    On the less boring side of life:

    Got a house guest for the next 5 days.
    A good dog: Happy Happy Joy Joy.
    Floyd a 53lb, 5 year old, mutt(shar pei, pointer, labrador mix).
    He does lunge at the squirrels though.
    I have asked him to have a talk with the squirrel about ripping up my screens.
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

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    Floyd
    Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)

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    If only I could curl my tail like that, I'd be a hit at the club....

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    Tom......that's scary!
    I can tell you this beast is gonna chew me to death the moment it sees me.

    From MiCk:
    If only I could curl my tail like that, I'd be a hit at the club....
    U have no tail, but u've something else, like the rest of us.
    However, though......it's nort easy to curl that.
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    The maryland lady that won the 183 million lottery came forward yesterday...she'll get 112.8 in a lump sum. Why is it that old people always win...she's 54...but she is single...wonder if she needs a sugga daddy

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    Originally posted by Xeon
    Tom......that's scary!
    I can tell you this beast is gonna chew me to death the moment it sees me.
    Man you can't read dogs for squat.
    That dog would walk up to you wag its tail and if it could give you the tongue of death to the face.
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    Originally posted by Tom Frohman
    Got a house guest for the next 5 days.
    A good dog: Happy Happy Joy Joy.
    Floyd a 53lb, 5 year old, mutt(shar pei, pointer, labrador mix).
    He does lunge at the squirrels though.
    I have asked him to have a talk with the squirrel about ripping up my screens.
    I also have a guest beginning today. Profile, Tom-style:
    Dizzy, a 5lb, 4 year old rabbit (lop-eared)
    He has never met a squirrel though.
    I will ask him to guard against squirrel intrusions on the screen.

    No photo, but man does this rabbit jump like crazy...easily over a yard vertical.
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    From MiCk:
    The maryland lady that won the 183 million lottery came forward yesterday...she'll get 112.8 in a lump sum. Why is it that old people always win...she's 54...but she is single...wonder if she needs a sugga daddy
    Sugar Daddy for a 54 year old hag?
    U must be asleep as you typed that, MiCk!
    U should be a sugar daddy for other 17 - 26 year old ladies instead. Aye~!

    From Tom:
    Man you can't read dogs for squat.
    That dog would walk up to you wag its tail and if it could give you the tongue of death to the face.
    Tom.....maybe you forgot to drink your coffee, like MiCk?
    This is the kind of dogs the international authorities would classify as "Killer hounds" that would rip out the heart or throat of any human it sees, especially strangers.

    If you make me choose between these kinda killer hounds or lions as pets, I would prefer lions.
    This is because since I have to get killed by these "pets" anyway, I might well as choose the prettier one.
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    Originally posted by Xeon
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    Sugar Daddy for a 54 year old hag?
    U must be asleep as you typed that, MiCk!
    U should be a sugar daddy for other 17 - 26 year old ladies instead. Aye~!
    For a 112 million...I can close my eyes

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    But can you shut off your heart Mick?

    WHAT ABOUT YOUR HEART?


    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Wakeup in the morning and kick the day in the teeth!! Or something like that.

    "i don't want to write leak free code or most efficient code, like others traditional (so called expert) coders do."

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