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POST POLICE TICKET
Type: width infraction
Severity: extreme
Deadline: 24 hours from now
Demand: return previous post to conformity width
Reason: deviation from boredom theme
Penalty: $1000 (triple in Calif.)
Notes: Double infraction!!!
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SolarFlare
Those who cling to life die and those who defy death live. -Sun Tzu
Soul pal......it is true that girls are cute and I would love to work on them day and night, all by myself in a room with many of them.
It is also true that you've helped and saved me zillions of time, Soul. ********!!!!!!!!!!!!!
However.....what you're doing is wrong! This is spamming and polluting the forum! **** **** ***!!!!!!! If you keep on doing this, I will immediately stop the daily shipment of girls to your house, Soul. Whada' ******* ****!!!!!
U know the rules, Soul. ******.
So, shut up and ***** you, k???!!!! ******* **** it!
Sorry, Soul.......but please forgive me for all I said above. I just wanna act tough and impress everyone, especially the little girls. I need to do this to boost my own ego, especially since I'm no moderator. Still pals, I suppose?
Last edited by Xeon; July 4th, 2003 at 12:25 AM.
"Hell is calling for you!" - Rufus, from Valkyrie Profile 2 : Silmeria
"I'm getting tired of you devils.....finishing strike......Final Blast!" - Arngrim, from Valkyrie Profile 2 : Silmeria
I apologize. I have finally cracked under the pressure.
I think I have lost my mind I have a 10 million dollar project sitting on my back.
Soul......quit your job and join MiCk?
Find a Sugah Mommy??!!!
Anyway, since you love dogs......Soul......why don't you setup your own pet shop selling dogs and dog stuff?
There's less stress this way.
And MiCk.......you don't need to tolerate that old hag just for that large sum of money.
Before you please her in bed, go see a psychi and get yourself hypnotized.
Then, do it with the hag. This way, you wouldn't know how gorss it is even when you're doing it, cos' u're hypnotized.
"Hell is calling for you!" - Rufus, from Valkyrie Profile 2 : Silmeria
"I'm getting tired of you devils.....finishing strike......Final Blast!" - Arngrim, from Valkyrie Profile 2 : Silmeria
Soul......quit your job and join MiCk?
Find a Sugah Mommy??!!!
Anyway, since you love dogs......Soul......why don't you setup your own pet shop selling dogs and dog stuff?
There's less stress this way.
And MiCk.......you don't need to tolerate that old hag just for that large sum of money.
Before you please her in bed, go see a psychi and get yourself hypnotized.
Then, do it with the hag. This way, you wouldn't know how gorss it is even when you're doing it, cos' u're hypnotized.
I've seen many a psychiatrist...they all say I'm a f'ing loon.
Originally posted by souldog
I think I have lost my mind
I have a 10 million dollar project sitting on my back.
Well, this Tuesday it looks like we finally got an investor for our company. 2 million pounds to start, 10 million pounds in 18 months if we make our goals. We have 6 months to convert our code into a fully marketable system. Then the marketing has to make sales goals. Plus we only have 3 months to get enough of our system together for accreditation (its security related).
I don't know who was smoking what when they came up with these time frames, but a 6 month development is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard (our product is supposed to compete with Microsoft's where they've had at least 4 times as many people working for at least 6 times as long -- and they're still not done!). The voices tell me I shouldn't be concerned. But they didn't used to tell me so many things, either.
I'm thinking of buying a copy of Death March Projects for all of the executives...
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"It's hard to believe in something you don't understand." -- the sidhi X-files episode
Originally posted by galathaea
Well, this Tuesday it looks like we finally got an investor for our company. 2 million pounds to start, 10 million pounds in 18 months if we make our goals. We have 6 months to convert our code into a fully marketable system. Then the marketing has to make sales goals. Plus we only have 3 months to get enough of our system together for accreditation (its security related).
I don't know who was smoking what when they came up with these time frames, but a 6 month development is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard (our product is supposed to compete with Microsoft's where they've had at least 4 times as many people working for at least 6 times as long -- and they're still not done!). The voices tell me I shouldn't be concerned. But they didn't used to tell me so many things, either.
I'm thinking of buying a copy of Death March Projects for all of the executives...
Gal....when tuesday passes by, and you still don't have those millions in the bank....start crying...been there...done that...investors are ***hats...hope it works out though, would have given anything for a 6 month goal.
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