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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Last edited by souldog; July 4th, 2003 at 12:19 AM.
    Wakeup in the morning and kick the day in the teeth!! Or something like that.

    "i don't want to write leak free code or most efficient code, like others traditional (so called expert) coders do."

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    POST POLICE TICKET
    Type: width infraction
    Severity: extreme
    Deadline: 24 hours from now
    Demand: return previous post to conformity width
    Reason: deviation from boredom theme
    Penalty: $1000 (triple in Calif.)
    Notes: Double infraction!!!
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    Jeez. Why is the man always coming down on Me?
    Wakeup in the morning and kick the day in the teeth!! Or something like that.

    "i don't want to write leak free code or most efficient code, like others traditional (so called expert) coders do."

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    Look kid, I don't make the laws, I just enforce them. You don't wanna go to court, do you?
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    No, I don't want to go to court
    I will do what you demand.

    PLEASE DON"T HURT ME



    RAPE

    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEE
    Wakeup in the morning and kick the day in the teeth!! Or something like that.

    "i don't want to write leak free code or most efficient code, like others traditional (so called expert) coders do."

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    Originally posted by souldog
    PLEASE DON"T HURT ME
    RA..............PE[/COLOR]
    >>at the site of wailing person, drops tickets and flees the scene<< (which brings us neatly to the next page in the thread)
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    ***....I turn my back for 2 seconds...

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    Darn it! ******!!!!! *******!!!

    Soul pal......it is true that girls are cute and I would love to work on them day and night, all by myself in a room with many of them.
    It is also true that you've helped and saved me zillions of time, Soul. ********!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    However.....what you're doing is wrong! This is spamming and polluting the forum! **** **** ***!!!!!!!
    If you keep on doing this, I will immediately stop the daily shipment of girls to your house, Soul. Whada' ******* ****!!!!!

    U know the rules, Soul. ******.
    So, shut up and ***** you, k???!!!! ******* **** it!


    Sorry, Soul.......but please forgive me for all I said above. I just wanna act tough and impress everyone, especially the little girls. I need to do this to boost my own ego, especially since I'm no moderator. Still pals, I suppose?
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    I apologize. I have finally cracked under the pressure.

    I think I have lost my mind
    I have a 10 million dollar project sitting on my back.
    Wakeup in the morning and kick the day in the teeth!! Or something like that.

    "i don't want to write leak free code or most efficient code, like others traditional (so called expert) coders do."

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    From Soul:
    I apologize. I have finally cracked under the pressure.
    I think I have lost my mind I have a 10 million dollar project sitting on my back.
    Soul......quit your job and join MiCk?
    Find a Sugah Mommy??!!!

    Anyway, since you love dogs......Soul......why don't you setup your own pet shop selling dogs and dog stuff?
    There's less stress this way.

    And MiCk.......you don't need to tolerate that old hag just for that large sum of money.
    Before you please her in bed, go see a psychi and get yourself hypnotized.
    Then, do it with the hag. This way, you wouldn't know how gorss it is even when you're doing it, cos' u're hypnotized.
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    Originally posted by souldog
    I apologize. I have finally cracked under the pressure.

    I think I have lost my mind
    I have a 10 million dollar project sitting on my back.
    And here I thought I was the only crazy one round here...welcome to the club...the perfect 'high'

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    Originally posted by Xeon
    From Soul:


    Soul......quit your job and join MiCk?
    Find a Sugah Mommy??!!!

    Anyway, since you love dogs......Soul......why don't you setup your own pet shop selling dogs and dog stuff?
    There's less stress this way.

    And MiCk.......you don't need to tolerate that old hag just for that large sum of money.
    Before you please her in bed, go see a psychi and get yourself hypnotized.
    Then, do it with the hag. This way, you wouldn't know how gorss it is even when you're doing it, cos' u're hypnotized.
    I've seen many a psychiatrist...they all say I'm a f'ing loon.

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    Without me, the thread degenerates into a string of indecipherable replies? I hate to imagine what it must look like with me.
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    Originally posted by souldog
    I think I have lost my mind
    I have a 10 million dollar project sitting on my back.
    Well, this Tuesday it looks like we finally got an investor for our company. 2 million pounds to start, 10 million pounds in 18 months if we make our goals. We have 6 months to convert our code into a fully marketable system. Then the marketing has to make sales goals. Plus we only have 3 months to get enough of our system together for accreditation (its security related).

    I don't know who was smoking what when they came up with these time frames, but a 6 month development is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard (our product is supposed to compete with Microsoft's where they've had at least 4 times as many people working for at least 6 times as long -- and they're still not done!). The voices tell me I shouldn't be concerned. But they didn't used to tell me so many things, either.

    I'm thinking of buying a copy of Death March Projects for all of the executives...
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    Originally posted by galathaea
    Well, this Tuesday it looks like we finally got an investor for our company. 2 million pounds to start, 10 million pounds in 18 months if we make our goals. We have 6 months to convert our code into a fully marketable system. Then the marketing has to make sales goals. Plus we only have 3 months to get enough of our system together for accreditation (its security related).

    I don't know who was smoking what when they came up with these time frames, but a 6 month development is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard (our product is supposed to compete with Microsoft's where they've had at least 4 times as many people working for at least 6 times as long -- and they're still not done!). The voices tell me I shouldn't be concerned. But they didn't used to tell me so many things, either.

    I'm thinking of buying a copy of Death March Projects for all of the executives...
    Gal....when tuesday passes by, and you still don't have those millions in the bank....start crying...been there...done that...investors are ***hats...hope it works out though, would have given anything for a 6 month goal.

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