Originally posted by Artemis Interesting perhaps, but this one takes up time while still being pretty amusing.
Hmm I smell franchise!!! (and not it's not my feet again)
The Amusing Boring Thread (never happen)
The Sad Boring Thread (pass the tissue tito)
The Depressed Boring Thread (everyone keeps dying off)
The Boring Boring Thread (which means it's not boring).
The Liberal Boring Thread (Bunch of whiners)
The Republican Boring Thread (Everyone is invading everyones space)
Won't you have to get copyright consent from Tom? Or I guess not, you're already practically business partners. Anyhow, I'd like to invest in your company. What's the exchange rate from dollars to sighs (or groans preferably, if you accept that currency)?
SolarFlare
Those who cling to life die and those who defy death live. -Sun Tzu
Does anybody know the conversion from Nautical Quarts to meters?
The other one I need is to convert furlongs per fortnight to degrees Kelvin.
Thanks in advance
Tom
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
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The only thing worse than getting invited to meetings is not getting invited to meetings.
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
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Welcome, gentlemen. The first item on our agenda is the status of the Tom-Invite-to-Meeting Resolution. I understand there have been many fluctuations in public opinion in the last twenty-four hours. Entering yesterday's meeting, the general concensus was positive. However, after the whoopy cushion incident and repeated bathroom breaks, popularity for the resolution plunged. As many of our clients had the night to think about the best approach to this issue, the status fluctuated repeatedly through the early morning hours. As most of you know, the resolution had a temporary overturn so that we could discuss it further today. That is why we are here right now. And so, gentlemen, I present to you the revised Tom-Invite-to-Meeting Resolution of 2003...
SolarFlare
Those who cling to life die and those who defy death live. -Sun Tzu
Before we do that we should have a pre-meeting to plan the meeting.
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
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I guess you've seen it all when your best friends sister (that you grew up with) is starring in B rated movies...at least I can say I've seen her nakked...
I guess you've seen it all when your best friends sister (that you grew up with) is starring in B rated movies...at least I can say I've seen her nakked...
AWESOME, MICK!!!!!!
U know, I love girls whom I know, and not strangers or anything.
That is, the more I know a girl, the sexier she becomes.(except my family members and relatives......I'm not an incest-lover)
"Hell is calling for you!" - Rufus, from Valkyrie Profile 2 : Silmeria
"I'm getting tired of you devils.....finishing strike......Final Blast!" - Arngrim, from Valkyrie Profile 2 : Silmeria
Lance won again, *yawn* are you as bored as me about this? hey buddy let me know in about 5 years when someone gets within 10 seconds of you on the last leg, then I'll get all prematurish...until then, jean claude van what's his face (mr second place) dude it's in the legs...keep pumping...
ohh yea...it's a team sport, lance wouldn't have won without his teammates...remember that....
why can't they just have nakked sweaty women peddling (heh you thaught I might say the word)....all day long...now that is what I'd watch...
Good times.
An un-boring weekend. Went to Chicago...saw the Blue Man Group...saw the Cirque du Soleil Varekai show...It really doesn't get any better than this....
Verere testudinem! (Fear the turtle)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. -Albert Einstein
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Interesting perhaps, but this one takes up time while still being pretty amusing.
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