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    Re: AAAh A joke(Lets share Jokes)

    Quote Originally Posted by max
    here, people love the smell as well as the taste.. thats make this fruit one of the most wanted fruit in my country..
    To me it smells like..err...sh**. I mean the person who just ate it smells like that. Since I don't wan't myself to smell like that...you know..
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    Quote Originally Posted by che_rish
    Just follow the link in the wikipedia site about Durian... but for convenience, here ya go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackfruit
    oo this is what w call "Nangka".. quite tasty also, but I don't very much like this one, usually its very big in size, sticky outside before peeling it, Durian is better..
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    Yes, we call it "Langka" ... and it is big in size (although smaller spikes compared w/ Durian)... yeah... it is sticky outside before peeling it. I love the boiled seeds of this though. Not too much, ofcourse!

    // And this is how the Joke Thread became talking about Durian and Jackfruit!
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    I'm all confused now. I think what I was talking was about Jack fruit.

    BTW do you know of a fruit, that looks like Jack fruit but much smaller. About half the size of a football? It is very tasty. No odor though! I had it only once when I was small, because the tree is very tall compared to the Jack fruit tree. The flesh inside is small as well!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
    BTW do you know of a fruit, that looks like Jack fruit but much smaller. About half the size of a football? It is very tasty. No odor though! I had it only once when I was small, because the tree is very tall compared to the Jack fruit tree. The flesh inside is small as well!
    Well, do you remember what it tastes like? Is it sour? I do know one fruit that has spikes. This fruit has a tangy (sour) taste to it.. but its you can make a delicious shake from it if you use a very ripe fruit. Its called 'Soursop'.. but this might not be the one you're asking about.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soursop
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    Quote Originally Posted by che_rish
    I love the boiled seeds of this though. Not too much, ofcourse!
    yes!! me too.. I love the boiled seeds more that the flesh..

    BTW do you know of a fruit, that looks like Jack fruit but much smaller. About half the size of a football? It is very tasty. No odor though! I had it only once when I was small, because the tree is very tall compared to the Jack fruit tree. The flesh inside is small as well!
    I think i know which one, but just can't recall its name.. but that small one not very famous tough.. I think its Cempedak,
    no pic, ahh see pic here..

    well, looks like we are fruit experts now..
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    Hmmm..it looks more like Cempedak...no sour...but nice smell and tastes better than Durian.

    /Think cilu will come and split the threads ...well I think that's better.
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    Re: AAAh A joke(Lets share Jokes)

    And you know that seed is known as shoot/fire seed, because you tend to shoot gas (from the back) after having a lot of it (be it cooked/fried)
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    I just receive this interesting Math problem, I can't believe I can't solve it..

    ok, Its in Malay, so i'm try to translate here, bear with my bad english..

    There are 3 friends, went for a vacation in Penang Island, as they reach the island, the searched for a resort area to find a place to stay for one night. Thy found a resort where the rent is only RM30, since they are good friends, they decided to just take one room and share. Each one of them take out RM10 to pay for the rent a total of RM30, then they went to their rooms to fresh up. Meanwhile, the beautiful receptionist, just remembered that the resort is currently giving out special promotions, RM25 only for each room, not RM 30. So she called the Bell Boy and give him RM5 to give back to the three guys. On the way to the three guys room, the bell boy was thinking how he is going to split the RM5 and give to the three of the guys. So he decided on giving each of the RM1 and keep the balance RM2 for himself. So this means, each of the guys payed RM9, since they get RM1 back, so 9 X 3 =27, the bell boy take RM2, that means 27+2 = 29..

    so, where is the missing RM1..
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    this is wrong. 9*3 = 27 and that 27 inlcudes the 2RM the boy took. 27 + 3 which is the 3 RM they got back. You see, the question is deleberately made wrong!
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    ok, like this..??

    30 = (10*3)
    30 = 10 + 10 + 10
    30 = (9 + 1 ) + (9 + 1 ) + (9 + 1 )
    30 = (9+9+9) + (1+1+1)
    30 = (27) + (3)

    yes, when list down i can see it clearly, but the Q still don't make sense.. ahh twist of words or what..!!???
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    Re: AAAh A joke(Lets share Jokes)

    Or you could say that they paid 3*9=27, the bell boy took 2, which means 25 is left, e.g. the cost of the room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
    And you know that seed is known as shoot/fire seed, because you tend to shoot gas (from the back) after having a lot of it (be it cooked/fried)
    That was funny.

    I guess this thread has become a Problem-Solving thread too huh??
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    I guess this thread has become a Problem-Solving thread too huh??
    look like I postd in the wrong forum.. or is it something learned from Xeon..
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    Like hijacking a thread or something like that?

    You should start posting jokes, Max.
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