One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to h e l l.
Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and
see how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about
5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay
for the call???? The devil says "Five million dollars".

The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

Thief was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call
the my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there
too"

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil
how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back
on his chair.

Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call
my IT friends too",

He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about
various technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked &
talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for
the call????

The devil says "Twenty dollars".

Programmer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"

Devil says


"Calling h e l l to h e l l is local"



Now Get Back to h e l l again !!!