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  1. #1
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    Exclamation Source Code to Windows 2000

    Code:
    /* Source Code to Windows 2000 */ 
    
               #include "win31.h"
               #include "win95.h"
               #include "win98.h"
               #include "workst~1.h"
               #include "evenmore.h"
               #include "oldstuff.h"
               #include "billrulz.h"
               #include "monopoly.h"
               #define INSTALL = HARD
    
               char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
    
               void main()
               {
                   while(!CRASHED)
                   {
                       display_copyright_message();
                       display_bill_rules_message();
                       do_nothing_loop();
                       if (first_time_installation)
                       {
                           make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
                           do_nothing_loop();
                           totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
                           search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
                           make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
                           disable_Netscape();
                           disable_RealPlayer();
                           disable_Lotus_Products();
                           hang_system();
                       }
    
                       write_something(anything);
                       display_copyright_message();
                       do_nothing_loop();
                       do_some_stuff();
    
                       if (still_not_crashed)
                       {
                           display_copyright_message();
                           do_nothing_loop();
                           basically_run_windows_3.1();
                           do_nothing_loop();
                           do_nothing_loop();
                       }
                   }
    
                   if (detect_cache())
                       disable_cache();
    
                   if (fast_cpu())
                   {
                        set_wait_states(lots);
                        set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
                        set_mouse(action, jumpy);
                        set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
                   }
    
                   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */
                   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */
                   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");     */
                   /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
                   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     */
                   /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
                   printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
    
                   if (system_ok())
                       crash(to_dos_prompt)
                   else
                       system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
    
                   while(something)
                   {
                       sleep(5);
                       get_user_input();
                       sleep(5);
                       act_on_user_input();
                       sleep(5);
                   }
                   create_general_protection_fault();
               }
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  2. #2
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    not that I pay attention to slashdot, but funny you should post that...

    http://slashdot.org/articles/04/02/1...id=109&tid=187

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    Talking Hahaaaahhaa!

    Wonderful!

    How did u steal it?

    Now call ur lawyer, bcuz Micro$oft might have planned to sue on you..

    heeeheehee
    Start by doing what's necessary,
    then what's possible,
    and suddenly you are doing the impossible!

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    Is this line right..??

    search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();

    Doesn't seem like the line would execute correctly... but I know on my computer it does.
    SolarFlare

    Those who cling to life die and those who defy death live. -Sun Tzu

    cout << endl;
    return 0;
    }

  5. #5
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    Originally posted by SolarFlare
    Is this line right..??

    search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();

    Doesn't seem like the line would execute correctly... but I know on my computer it does.
    ahh the mystery of why they have an OS/2 subsystem sitting next to win32....

  6. #6
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    Originally posted by Mick
    not that I pay attention to slashdot, but funny you should post that...

    http://slashdot.org/articles/04/02/1...id=109&tid=187
    Now Linux can't claim it's better than Windows because it's open-source .
    SolarFlare

    Those who cling to life die and those who defy death live. -Sun Tzu

    cout << endl;
    return 0;
    }

  7. #7
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    don't know about you, but I always grep my code for the 'F' word before I check it in, it's always a sure thing to find one in there

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/3485545.stm

    Fourthly, for Microsoft to have this code paraded in public is hugely embarrassing. Not least because the code is littered with profanity and might show that many Microsoft programmers do not do a very good job.

  8. #8
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    I just wanted to say that
    I am immortal, I am 41 living in Maryland, but if you want me to move to Georgia, I will,
    Screenname: timan400 ( send me please, we ll start again from the begining )


    This info is just for someone who wants to pay a little attention to,
    Last edited by Charleston; February 17th, 2004 at 10:13 PM.

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