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Thread: AAAh A BAD joke(Lets share BAD Jokes)

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    Re: AAAh A BAD joke(Lets share BAD Jokes)

    Let's resurrect this thread. (Warning: Pun's ahead)

    It was a hot summer day, and Luke was in the marina, having a few beers aboard his boat, patriotically named the "Fourth of July." He was waiting for his friend, Opie, to arrive so they could go for a cruise.
    Unfortunately, Opie was late. He had to pick up his wife from her appointment with the obstetrician. They were able to save money on her examinations because the doctor, a fellow named Juan, was Opie's cousin. Anyway, the appointment took longer than expected, and Opie was late getting to the marina.
    Luke had been drinking all this time, and was feeling no pain. When he saw Opie finally walking down the pier, he jumped up, staggered to the side of the boat to wave to his friend, and nearly fell in! Opie got there just in time to grab Luke.
    Thus, it was that O.B. Juan's kin, Opie, saved Luke from falling to the dock side of the Fourth.

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    Re: AAAh A BAD joke(Lets share BAD Jokes)

    That joke sucks Nat... What on earth were you thinking..?
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    Re: AAAh A BAD joke(Lets share BAD Jokes)

    Quote Originally Posted by NatThoelecke
    Thus, it was that O.B. Juan's kin, Opie, saved Luke from falling to the dock side of the Fourth.
    the long story just want to say this?
    "Thus, it was Obie Wan Kenopie saved Luke from falling to the dork side of the force"...

    hmm...absolutely...I'm wrong again ..

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    Re: AAAh A BAD joke(Lets share BAD Jokes)

    Quote Originally Posted by Deniz
    That joke sucks Nat... What on earth were you thinking..?
    You have to think to post on this thread?

    But seriously...

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    Re: AAAh A BAD joke(Lets share BAD Jokes)

    you made me laugh with a bad joke...
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