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    Will you have the guy who quotes himself opening for you again at the 11 o'clock show?

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    Originally posted by Joe Nellis
    Will you have the guy who quotes himself opening for you again at the 11 o'clock show?
    who?

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    Originally posted by ats007spdou
    Unless I didn't get the joke completely, I wouldn't say that's too bad, Deniz is farrrr worse than you are .
    Dammit I thought everyone was enjoying my bad jokes. :P




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    Originally posted by Deniz
    Mick: I dare you to create a TASTELESS JOKES thread!
    I promised to be a kinder gentler Mick...and I can't break a promise now can I...

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    Originally posted by Mick
    I promised to be a kinder gentler Mick...and I can't break a promise now can I...


    Just wait for Mick's 1000 points of light campaign.....

    "This country must be peopled by the people! America can't survive pitted old against rich or poor against against young. Remember, when there are less jobs, unemployment results. Furthermore, George W. Bush is just the man to turn this country around a full 360 degrees. "
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    Originally posted by Mick
    I promised to be a kinder gentler Mick...and I can't break a promise now can I...


    *cough* wuss *cough*



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    Originally posted by Mick quote:
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    Originally posted by Joe Nellis
    Will you have the guy who quotes himself opening for you again at the 11 o'clock show?
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    who?
    I was referring to NoHero, the guy who posted right before you. He quotes himself in his sig. How can you top that.


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    no one can top this (just kidding)

    p.s.: I have a name, and you can use it without regreting it ...
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    Originally posted by Tom Frohman
    Just wait for Mick's 1000 points of light campaign.....

    "This country must be peopled by the people! America can't survive pitted old against rich or poor against against young. Remember, when there are less jobs, unemployment results. Furthermore, George W. Bush is just the man to turn this country around a full 360 degrees. "

    better to do a full 360, then go 180 forward then 180 in reverse...

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    Florian, what does Stinglmayr mean in German, my last name is Shvets, in Ukrainian, it means shoemaker.

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    Stinglmayr?! Sry I don't know ... This name is so old (yes it is very old) I can't say if it has a meaning. But I guess it has a russan touch because you write this "Meier" with "ayr". And thats very rare ...

    Shoemaker?! "Schuhmacher" ... You have the "same" name as the famous F1 driver
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    Originally posted by NoHero
    Shoemaker?! "Schuhmacher" ... You have the "same" name as the famous F1 driver
    Well I am quick if I don't say so myself(quick at inhaling Curry Wurst in 56.7 seconds, mmmmmm...... Wurst mit Pommes).

    P.S.: And the same as the comet that pummeled Jupiter(TAKE THAT YOU GAS GIANT!!!).

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    Originally posted by ats007spdou
    Wurst mit Pommes).
    Pommes??
    Kartoffeln?
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    Originally posted by Tom Frohman
    Pommes??
    Kartoffeln?
    There goes the neighbourhood...
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    my last name means "man whos last name means last name" that or street walker...I'm kinda going with the first though..darn ancestors...

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