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    Originally posted by Mick
    my last name means "man whos last name means last name" that or street walker...I'm kinda going with the first though..darn ancestors...
    Hmm, let me guess....
    Your real name is Latka Gravas!
    Last edited by Tom Frohman; April 6th, 2004 at 08:31 PM.
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    Not quite as bad as a friend of mine who is called Dosser which in British slang means Bum
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    ...my last name is Shvets, in Ukrainian, it means shoemaker.
    In Belurussian it means the same
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    Originally posted by ats007spdou
    (quick at inhaling Curry Wurst in 56.7 seconds, mmmmmm...... Wurst mit Pommes).
    rice??

    another question: does your nick ats007spdou mean something??
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    A Tasteless Joke:

    1) I had a dog without a nose.
    2) How did it smell?
    1) Terrible!
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    Variation:
    Reindeer: Santa we've had it with the working conditions! We Reindeer are revolting!

    Santa: You can say that again.

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    A Punchline Without a Joke:
    And the chief says "death by boogaloo".

    (As all men already know this joke, telling it would be redundant.)
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    Originally posted by Tom Frohman
    A Punchline Without a Joke:
    And the chief says "death by boogaloo".

    (As all men already know this joke, telling it would be redundant.)
    I always knew it as poodoo... I suppose though, in person, one would not be focusing on the name, as there would be more pressing issues .
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    Originally posted by Mick
    my last name means "man whos last name means last name" that or street walker...I'm kinda going with the first though..darn ancestors...
    Wait... you're human???

    Originally posted by Tom Frohman
    Hmm, let me guess....
    Your real name is Latka Gravas!
    Hehehe, most likely.

    Originally posted by NoHero
    rice??
    Ewww..... that's only good with chicken.

    Originally posted by NoHero
    another question: does your nick ats007spdou mean something??
    Yes, ats is my initials, and 007 is from James Bond. I have a license to kill, so watch out. The rest I won't say, because it's stupid/embarassing

    Originally posted by dimm_coder
    In Belurussian it means the same
    Zdrastvuytye, Tovarisch!!!

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    Zdrastvuytye, Tovarisch!!!
    Well, that's in russian.

    The same in Belurassian is
    "Dobri dzen' spadar"
    (of course, U'll not be able to get the right prononciation )

    asd - is Alexey Timopheevich Sidorov. Yes, he's a spy from KGB.
    Good work, Yves, good work tovarisch colonel
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    Originally posted by dimm_coder
    Well, that's in russian.
    Sorry, I don't know belorussian, just Ukrainian(better than russian) and russian.

    Originally posted by dimm_coder
    asd - is Alexey Timopheevich Sidorov. Yes, he's a spy from KGB.
    Hmmmmm...... I think you'll be going on a "trip" to Siberia very soon

    P.S.:I have no idea who this spy character is, never heard of him.

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    @ats007spdou: come on tell me what the last letters mean, I want to know ... If it is so stupid write me a pm ... But I want to know ... plz *begging*!
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    Originally posted by ats007spdou
    Sorry, I don't know belorussian, just Ukrainian(better than russian) and russian.
    Does it mean U are originaly from the Ukrain?

    P.S.:I have no idea who this spy character is, never heard of him.
    I have no idea too
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    Originally posted by dimm_coder
    Does it mean U are originaly from the Ukrain?
    Well I was born there in '83 in the city of Ternopil. It's a city 100 kilometers east of L'viv(it's written as L'viv not L'vov or L'wow, the last 2 are written in russian, not Ukrainian, hence it's INCORRECT). So as a result I have a pretty good grasp on Slavic languages. But I think after living in the US for 12 years, my English has improved by such a great factor that my main language at the moment is English.

    Originally posted by dimm_coder
    I have no idea too

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    Originally posted by ats007spdou
    Well I was born there in '83 in the city of Ternopil. It's a city 100 kilometers east of L'viv(it's written as L'viv not L'vov or L'wow, the last 2 are written in russian, not Ukrainian, hence it's INCORRECT). So as a result I have a pretty good grasp on Slavic languages. But I think after living in the US for 12 years, my English has improved by such a great factor that my main language at the moment is English.

    Yeh, I know about Ternopil and L'viv.

    L'viv and L'vov has recalled a funny story..
    "Ukrainec zahodit v avtobus s Kalashnikovim. Vskakivaet negr v strahe. Ukrainec emu: Sidi sinky I bachu shto ti ne moskal' "
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    LOL Pravda, Pravda, Moskwa dowgo nass priniszhuvala. Ya nemayu nichoho proti ruskih, ale meni nepodobayetsya Putin i yogo tovarishi(there will be dark days ahead if he gets too much power).

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    Originally posted by ats007spdou
    LOL Pravda, Pravda, Moskwa dowgo nass priniszhuvala. Ya nemayu nichoho proti ruskih, ale meni nepodobayetsya Putin i yogo tovarishi(there will be dark days ahead if he gets too much power).
    Geta tak. U nas velmi shmat padobnaga u history (Belarus and Ukrain). Russia zausedi mela imperskia ambicii. Ale j u nas z nashim Lukashenko - is the total ***
    Ok, Let's hope for the bettre future of our countries ... and for our's personal .. here or in some other place
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