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    Let's just hope that Putin doesn't get too excited about expansion, then Belarus and Ukraine will have a chance of living. Oh yeh, Kuchma(the ukrainian president) has the ideal qualifications for beeing a gulag operator for Stalin(I wish nothing good for that *******).

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    Okay here's something I've been wondering about for a while. What exactly is the correct pronunciation of Moscow? Is it as in "the cow says moo" or as in "co-dependent" or neither?

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    In russian it's Moskva, both 'o' and 'a' are pronounced as 'a' as you would say 'a' in car. Are you learning russian or planning to go there? If you're planning to go there, hire 4 russian bodyguards with AK-47s(trust me, you won't regret it, I have read plenty of magazines where foreign businessmen go to russia and the first thing they do is no taste the local vodka, it's getting protection ). Either that, or you could get a really cute honey to replace your wife (but than again, I'm not in a position to make that statement, so I'll just have a nice cup of "shut the fark up")
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    Originally posted by dimm_coder
    Geta tak. U nas velmi shmat padobnaga u history (Belarus and Ukrain). Russia zausedi mela imperskia ambicii. Ale j u nas z nashim Lukashenko - is the total ***
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    Des schvun de birdie bork bork de boon de boon de boon bork bork.
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    Originally posted by Tom Frohman
    Des schvun de birdie bork bork de boon de boon de boon bork bork.
    You said it buddy...
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    Not planning to visit Russia any time soon (although the really cute honey is tempting ) -- just curious. Thanks for the clarification. As always, Americans pronounce it wrong.

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    Well I was born in the "Evil Red Empire", but emigrated here and now am a patriot of the Red White and Blue. That gives me a slight advantage .
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    Originally posted by ats007spdou
    Well I was born in the "Evil Red Empire", but emigrated here and now am a patriot of the Red White and Blue. That gives me a slight advantage .
    U are a traitor.
    Oh... and if red + white + blue = russian flag, hmmmm ... U are a traitor in a double factor
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    Russian flag??? Hm..... try looking a little BIT more westward, like Ternopil or L'viv. Then again I don't mind betraying russia (not that I ever swore alegiance to the country or really care about the place).
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    Originally posted by ats007spdou
    Well I was born in the "Evil Red Empire", but emigrated here and now am a patriot of the Red White and Blue. That gives me a slight advantage .
    Or you could be living in Luxembourg
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    Originally posted by Yves M
    Or you could be living in Luxembourg
    ..... that depends, do they have good beer?
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    Originally posted by ats007spdou
    ..... that depends, do they have good beer?
    They do have some good wine and wasserbilig.
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    Originally posted by Tom Frohman
    ......wasserbilig.
    Ich hoffe, weil dann ich habe ein Grund für ein Fahrt zu Luxembourg
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    Originally posted by Tom Frohman
    They do have some good wine and wasserbilig.
    Nah, the wine is not very good, although the white wine is OK. Wasserbillig is actually a town on the German border, how did you know that?

    But yeah, we have the best beer in the world: Battin. Better than Guinness, Kilkenny, Murphys etc...
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    The best beer in Luxemburg... hm... I have always thought that that's about Germany.
    But who knows... at any rate, it depends on one's taste.
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