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[Skoons]

what is coolers?...never heard this device before ...is it a kind of device...or is it kind of person that can win over Taciturn in a farting contest...winner takes all...the insults of course...

BTW, I know a device called heater...all PCs must have this...sometimes it came with built-in heater in the processor...AMD is a good one...and we invented the over-clock technics to heat up our PCs for best performance...

//walrus....big one..it's mine...mine!

In our country cooler (in PC hardware meaning) is that kind of device which remove heat from your PC (CPU, Video adapter, or smth else)

[mrRee]

hmm.. lets bring that b_astar_d to africa, and lets see how the lion's feed on him..

you're always wise as you are, Judge Max...Raise...Court dismissed...
BTW...lion is a rocker with long hair, right?...they feed on tiny winy creature like elephants, no?..

//btw, this alraady posted in AhhLSAJoke.. thread..

how dare you post the same joke!!...but, on the other note...did you know the penguins are more fierce than nuns...check this out...don't mess with penguins, pal..

his name is Dopey...no wonder he screwed a penguin...

mrRee, have you taken your pills lately?

what pills...I eat penguins, fruiter!..penguin-chop, penguin pizza, blackpepper penguin, rotten penguin stew...and sometimes I eat seals and polar bear!!...I can eat human flesh too....tastaaee...

oh!..did you mean Lately pills...hmm...no wonder I sleep early nowadays..yam!...how can I forgot that pills....anyway, I didn't like sintetic food...natural food is wayyy better...

I can deliver mine to you so that you don't go around dancing naked on the streets

job accomplished!...great job penguins!...and the snow wolves too..
wild dancing, huh!...we do that every fortnight....man, I loved to see the jiggling flesh....2 things with 2 dots...electrifying!...

butt(the 2 pieces of meat).

can we eat that?...

Attica, Attica, Attica.

what with the 3 Atticas....you have to sleep on the attic last night at 3 a.m?...fortunately, igloo doesn't has an attic...so, usually, you have to sleep outside on the snow with the polar bear if your wife found out you'd play with somebody else's 2 dots....

In our country cooler (in PC hardware meaning) is that kind of device which remove heat from your PC (CPU, Video adapter, or smth else)

oh..thanx Skoons....i'll wondering for the rest of my life about that thing if you hadn't told me...

so, you're saying that, cooler is equipped with a broom to sweep all the heat away from the PC...just like conventional method?...but here, we're a little bit advanced...we use vacuum cleaner...do you know what is vacuum cleaner?...the one that can clean the dust, heat, mosquitos, etc by mean of vacuum space...so all the thing can't breath and die instantly...heat can't live after 10mins without Ferum(III)Oxide gas....

[mrRee]

now, there are 3 members(including me) and 4 guests....but only my usename appeared....who's the 2nd and 3rd member!!!..show your noses...you freak stalker!...

EDIT:they use orange camouflage in the snow environment?....what a loser...

[Deniz]

sombody had too much of weed smoking...

I was just about to say that...

btw polar bears are from the northern hemisphere, antarctica is in the southern hemisphere.

[Max Payne]

btw polar bears are from the northern hemisphere, antarctica is in the southern hemisphere.

maybe the polar bear migrated..

[cilu]

what pills...I eat penguins, fruiter!..penguin-chop, penguin pizza, blackpepper penguin, rotten penguin stew...and sometimes I eat seals and polar bear!!...I can eat human flesh too....tastaaee...

walrus pills, of course...

[Skoons]

so, you're saying that, cooler is equipped with a broom to sweep all the heat away from the PC...just like conventional method?...but here, we're a little bit advanced...we use vacuum cleaner...do you know what is vacuum cleaner?...the one that can clean the dust, heat, mosquitos, etc by mean of vacuum space...so all the thing can't breath and die instantly...heat can't live after 10mins without Ferum(III)Oxide gas....

We don`t use Vacuum Cleaner from 1755 (by galaxy time ), We have ionic cleaners, which ionize all dust particals, and then simply remove them with magnetic field

[mrRee]

look! Chef Deniz's here...hurry up guys...grab your plate...the meals will be delivered soon..

I was just about to say that...

it's all about speed, Chef Deniz...you had been left behind almost 236 sand-bottles and 35 lamp posts...you wanna win this race or not?...get on your donkey and catch up Judge Max on his tortoise...hey, Judge Max!...slow down your tortoise when you enter the pit-stop...you might kill someone like that...

btw polar bears are from the northern hemisphere, antarctica is in the southern hemisphere.

dear Chef Deniz,

this is your first last-warning...if you got your third last-warning, we have to spam you with penguins fodders...our "search tools" must be used before you want to post your post...

for the matter you mentioned above, a post had been sent by our member to clarify that matter...just ask your "penguin-in-toilet" at the left bottom of your screen...if you got this message by mistake, please inform us at this page: www.worldwideweed.porn/complain/buzzoff...and your message will not be read and will be deleted by our automatic responce machine...

Best Regards,
Harpoon Editor!

[Deniz]

McRat

Ever wonder why Xeon keeps dissapearing?

We'll find his user name & avatar buried in a shallow grave down Dead Weasel Road one day...

Be careful so it doesn't happen to you.

[mrRee]

maybe the polar bear migrated..

all raise!...another wise comment from our judge...keep up the good work...the-huge-migration theory researched by Prof. Edward Horney....listen carefully... <---with your ears, not your eyes...

there was a civil war erupted within the north pole between 3 groups of polar bears...the winner, the 1st group can migrate to south pole....the beaten, the 2nd group stay..and the stupid, the 3rd group migrated to zoo....so, tough strong wise polar bears now occupied the south pole which is Antartica!!..

walrus pills, of course...

why don't you mentioned it earlier.....walrus pills are illegal now at Antartica...even though the pills can make someone see through a wall, the side effect is horrible...the user will become blind...so, what is the advantage to see through a wall if they can't see a thing....

I recommend snow pills...grab a snow and put it in a shoe...eat it when you feel bored...the shoe taste like a shoe, and the snow taste like a shoe...good for stomach ache...

We don`t use Vacuum Cleaner from 1755 (by galaxy time ), We have ionic cleaners, which ionize all dust particals, and then simply remove them with magnetic field

cool...you can won a nobel prize by that!....if I not mistaken, you work in a police interogation room right....so, how's your room....still messy?...

[mrRee]

McRat

yes, Chef Deniz...what can I help you?..

Ever wonder why Xeon keeps dissapearing?

yup...sometimes, I guess...

We'll find his user name & avatar buried in a shallow grave down Dead Weasel Road one day...

you have any hint about that?...

Be careful so it doesn't happen to you.

I'm a healthy Antartican....I don't kill anyone ...but if I got banned, who cares...I'm the unwanted member after all...

BTW....Xeon is a cool dude...maybe people can't take his joke well...now, he's learn how to control himself...

[mrRee]

a great fact that shows, ANtarticans are more advanced in technology....

After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian archeologists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American archeologists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read: "US archeologists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."

One week later, the Antartican press reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500m, Antartican archeologists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using mobile phones."

//harpoon...where's my harpoon..

[mrRee]

i'm a fool...
excuse me if I drool...
i know it wasn't cool...
but I'm a fool...

I'm so ugly...I cut my hair...
I'm so stoopid...I got grade 2...
I'm a loser...and you don't care...

minimize...sacrifice...don't think twice...that's my advice...

[Max Payne]

hey, Judge Max!...slow down your tortoise when you enter the pit-stop...you might kill someone like that...

I don't Pit you fruiter!!!

all raise!...another wise comment from our judge...keep up the good work...the-huge-migration theory researched by Prof. Edward Horney....listen carefully... <---with your ears, not your eyes...

yeah, but its still a mistery on how they migrated.. two theory's proposed on this issue:

1- the polar bears dig a hole all the way to the south..
2- they were given lift from north to south by a man in a boat. Scientists believed that the boat owner was on his quest to search for the sacred pornmised land.. no one knows if he ever rached it..

and if you ask why did they migrate.. hmmm tell me first why did the chicken cross the road.. they both have the same reason..

[cherish]

hi guys!

what is it about this "fruit" thing?? and how is antartica today?