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    If you remember some smart or funny quote from a movie, or if there is a favorite quote from a movie that you want to share, post it here.
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    Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
    LEIA: I love you!
    HAN: I know.
    The Simpsons
    BART: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
    HOMER: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.
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    From Con Air

    Only two men I trust, One of them is me, Other is not you

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    From Brave Heart

    Fight, and you may die, run and you may live...alteast for a while. But dying in your beds, many years from now, begging to trade all the days, from this day to that, to get one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies, that they may take our lives, but they'll never take, our FREEDOM!!!

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    From Matrix

    Welcome to the real world

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    From Thirteenth Floor

    How can you fell in love with a dream, I'm not even real.
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    From Vin Deseal movie (slipped the name of it )

    I LIVE FOR THIS ****

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    From Sneakers:
    Whistler: Fellas, Janek's little black box is on his desk between the pencil jar and the lamp.
    Mother: Uh, Whistler, I hate to tell you this, but you're blind.
    - petter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ejaz
    From Vin Deseal movie (slipped the name of it )
    XXX
    Here is one:
    You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! -- Eddie Murphy (Shrek)

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    Re: smart/funny/famous quotes from movies

    This is a little more than a simple quote but it's reallu funny:

    Star Wars: A New Hope
    LUKE: But they're going to kill her!
    HAN: Better her than me...
    LUKE: She's rich.
    HAN: Rich?
    LUKE: Yes. Rich, powerful! Listen, if you were to rescue her, the reward would be...
    HAN: What?
    LUKE: Well more wealth that you can imagine.
    HAN: I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit!
    LUKE: You'll get it!
    HAN: I better!
    LUKE: You will...
    HAN: All right, kid. But you'd better be right about this.
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    When Harry Met Sally
    HARRY: When you realized that you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
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    Some from Apocalypse Now:
    Frederic Forrest (Chef): Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?
    Soldier: So we don't get our balls blown off.
    Frederic Forrest (Chef): I used to think if I died in an evil place then my soul wouldn't make it to heaven. Well, f**k. I don't care where it goes as long it ain't here.
    Some classics from Forrest Gump:
    Mykelti Williamson (Bubba Blue): Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
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    Mykelti Williamson (Bubba): My given name is Benjamin Buford Blue, but people call me Bubba. Just like one of them ol' redneck boys. Can you believe that?
    Tom Hanks (Forrest): My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.
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    Tom Hanks (Forrest Gump): Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get.

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    The Simpsons
    BILLY CORGAN: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
    HOMER: Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
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    From Jerry Seinfeld Show
    Mr. Lippman: It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
    George Costanza: Who said that?
    Mr. Lippman: She did.
    George Costanza: [pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
    Mr. Lippman: You're fired!
    George Costanza: Well, you didn't have to say it like that.
    Gina: [Gina's boyfriend Martin is in a coma] Kiss me right in front of him.
    Jerry: I can't. What if he wakes up.
    Gina: A man is lying here unconscious and you're afraid of him. What kind of a man are you?
    Jerry: I'm a man who respects a good coma.
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    Cosmo Kramer: So what's going on between you and Gina?
    Jerry: Well, I went with her to the hospital last night. So we're in the room, and she's trying to get me to kiss her right in front of him.
    Cosmo Kramer: See, that's the great thing about Mediterranean women. All right, so what'd you do?
    Jerry: Nothing.
    Cosmo Kramer: What kind of a man are you? The guy is unconscious in a coma and you don't have the guts to kiss his girlfriend?
    Elaine: All right, let's go, I'll give you half an hour.
    Jerry: You're serious?
    Elaine: Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.
    Jerry: Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to.
    Elaine: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.
    Jerry: I went out with you.
    Elaine: That's because my standards are too low.
    George Costanza: I want to make a good entrance. I never makes good entrances.
    Jerry: You have made some good exits.
    George Costanza: Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ***-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp.
    George Costanza: Do you realize in the entire history of western civilization no one has successfully accomplished the Roommate Switch? In the Middle Ages you could get locked up for even suggesting it.
    Jerry: They didn't have roommates in the Middle Ages.
    George Costanza: Well, I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200, somewhere, there were two women living together.
    George Costanza: What kind of a person are you?
    Jerry: I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful.
    George Costanza: Jerry, what gives you pleasure?
    Jerry: Listening to you. I come in here, I listen to you, I feel better. Your misery is my pleasure.
    Jerry: Ah, you're crazy.
    Cosmo Kramer: Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?
    Jerry: It's impossible.
    Cosmo Kramer: Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?
    Jerry: It can't be.
    Cosmo Kramer: Can't it? Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?
    Jerry: All right, that's enough.
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    From The Big Lebowski:
    Jesus: Me and Jim here, we going to f*** you up saturday.
    The Dude(Jeff Lebowski): Yea, well, thats just like, your opinion, man.
    Mr. Lebowski: Do you have a job Mr. Lebowski?
    The Dude: Wait a minute, let me just explain something to you. I'm not Mr. Lebowski, you're Mr. Lebowski, I'm The Dude, so thats what you call me, that or uh Duder, or uh El Duderino if your not into the whole brevity thing.
    Thats probably my favorite movie ever.

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    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushing, you know what I mean.
    The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand, or so I have read.
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