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    Talking Ruin the last poster's wish!

    I saw one of these threads on another forum, and it ended up being pretty funny. I figured I'd start one off.

    Here's how it works. I will make a wish. The person below me will ruin that wish with some condition that applies to it, while still technically granting the wish. They also post a wish, and the person below them ruins that wish, etc.

    For example:

    Poster 1: "I wish I could have a lifetime supply of pizza!"
    Poster 2: "Okay, but the pizza has to be made by a scat fetishist who rarely washes their hands. I wish for Bush to pull out of Iraq."
    Poster 3: "Okay, but we declare war on Iran two days later. I wish..."

    etc.

    To keep this thread non-confusing, please quote the person you are responding to.

    I'll start:

    I wish that I could get a better paying job.
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    Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!

    Quote Originally Posted by Deniz
    I wish that I could get a better paying job.
    your wish is granted...start cleaning my booots now!...

    I wish I'm a human

    ...???...
    ...don't blame me...when I smell nicc 'o' tyne...
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    Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!

    Quote Originally Posted by mrRee
    I wish I'm a human
    Your wish is granted, you will become a human female working at hooters.

    I wish I had a lot of money.
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    Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!

    Your wish is granted, you now have a lot of money, but you have to give 90% of it to me!

    I wish I was broke.
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    Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!

    Quote Originally Posted by dglienna
    I wish I was broke.
    great!...you're now broke as you wish...and you still need to clean my boots...every single day!...

    I wish the next poster will grant my next wish...

    ...???...
    ...don't blame me...when I smell nicc 'o' tyne...
    ...friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support..


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    Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!

    Quote Originally Posted by mrRee
    I wish the next poster will grant my next wish...
    Your wish is granted. i have turned your head into a pumpkin.


    I wish I could fly.
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    Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!

    Quote Originally Posted by Deniz
    Your wish is granted. i have turned your head into a pumpkin.


    I wish I could fly.
    You can now fly, But only North/South...

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    Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!

    Quote Originally Posted by GremlinSA
    I wish i could program!!
    Now, you can program, but only in BrainF***

    I wish I could get up in the morning with no such pain


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    Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!

    Quote Originally Posted by Hobson
    I wish I could get up in the morning with no such pain
    Ok you shall have no more pain less mornings but once you have that you will not be able to sleep again.

    i wish we all live in the stoneage. no more programming yeppieeeeeeee
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    Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!

    i wish we all live in the stoneage. no more programming yeppieeeeeeee
    Poof, you now live in the stone age, there is a pack of saber tooth tigers outside your cave, and they are HUNGRY!

    I wish.... That this thread would end
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    Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!

    Quote Originally Posted by TheCPUWizard
    I wish.... That this thread would end
    Okay... I have granted your wish.

    How much I wish it were bright and sunny outside...
    Last edited by Siddhartha; March 22nd, 2007 at 07:30 AM.

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    Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!

    Wish granted, but the temperature is above 50 degrees celcius now!

    I wish I were binary code!
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    Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!

    You are binary code now, we obfuscated you and your nose is where your toe used to be.

    I don't want to feel jet-lagged anymore...
    Last edited by Siddhartha; March 22nd, 2007 at 08:29 AM. Reason: Typo

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    Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!

    Quote Originally Posted by Siddhartha
    I don't want to feel jet-lagged anymore... :embarassed:
    No worries! your next plane will crash shortly after take-off!

    I wish to see Australia.

    Quote Originally Posted by cilu
    I wish I were binary code!
    If I was to make your wish, I'd make you all zeros
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    Re: Ruin the last poster's wish!

    I wish to see Australia.
    You are now a Koala, and are being shipped back to be released into the wild.

    I wish to repeat my previous wish.....
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