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June 26th, 2008, 04:40 AM
#1
Wanted: Most stupid (=best) subject
Hi,
I'm searching for the best subject title, especially while posting questions.
My favourites are:
#10: "Please solve it"
#9: "Programming question" (of course in a programming board...)
#8: "Debug Assertion failed"
#7: "Noobie. Pls.hlp......."
#6: "Need help"
#5: "Question"
#4: "<xxx>" where <xxx> is exactly the name of the board the post is in
#3: "Help"
#2: "Help!"
#1 (Winner): "Help! Urgent!"
Do you have other favourites?
Suggestions?
If this thread will have collected some nice subjects I suggest the moderators to:
- Add a search function where I can search for posts ordered by subject quality. This will be nice ... I'll enjoy to use this function!
With regards
Programartist
Ingo Bochmann
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June 26th, 2008, 08:24 AM
#2
Re: Wanted: Most stupid (=best) subject
what about this one ???
"Help ! My internship depends on this....."
(2007 on a language that is no longer supported)
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WPF Articles : 3D Animation 1 , 2 , 3
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June 26th, 2008, 09:20 AM
#3
Re: Wanted: Most stupid (=best) subject
Two recent ones:
Pleeeeeeaaaaasssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeee
urgent+++++++++++++++++
Last edited by HanneSThEGreaT; June 26th, 2008 at 09:22 AM.
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June 27th, 2008, 05:45 AM
#4
Re: Wanted: Most stupid (=best) subject
"What Programming Language Should I Learn?"...
Articles VB6 : Break the 2G limit - Animation 1, 2 VB.NET : 2005/8 : Moving Images , Animation 1 , 2 , 3 , User Controls
WPF Articles : 3D Animation 1 , 2 , 3
Code snips: VB6 Hex Edit, IP Chat, Copy Prot., Crop, Zoom : .NET IP Chat (V4), Adv. ContextMenus, click Hotspot, Scroll Controls
Find me in ASP.NET., VB6., VB.NET , Writing Articles, My Genealogy, Forum
All VS.NET: posts refer to VS.NET 2008 (Pro) unless otherwise stated.
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July 2nd, 2008, 03:59 AM
#5
Re: Wanted: Most stupid (=best) subject
"Please Help! I dont know where to start."
Articles VB6 : Break the 2G limit - Animation 1, 2 VB.NET : 2005/8 : Moving Images , Animation 1 , 2 , 3 , User Controls
WPF Articles : 3D Animation 1 , 2 , 3
Code snips: VB6 Hex Edit, IP Chat, Copy Prot., Crop, Zoom : .NET IP Chat (V4), Adv. ContextMenus, click Hotspot, Scroll Controls
Find me in ASP.NET., VB6., VB.NET , Writing Articles, My Genealogy, Forum
All VS.NET: posts refer to VS.NET 2008 (Pro) unless otherwise stated.
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July 2nd, 2008, 04:39 AM
#6
Re: Wanted: Most stupid (=best) subject
"Help me fix my code. (very simple)"
For two reasons -
1 - It is a programming forum, fixing code is what happens here.
2 - If it is so simple why don't you fix it yourself?
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September 2nd, 2008, 02:40 AM
#7
Re: Wanted: Most stupid (=best) subject
A real good one is How to make a compiler error?:
There are so many threads about here... (please search!)
See here
Remarks section:
The question itself is not so stupid. The OP really wants the compiler to fail if the developer makes something wrong. But anyway I think it sounds funny, doesn't it?
Programartist
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September 2nd, 2008, 03:18 AM
#8
Re: Wanted: Most stupid (=best) subject
Originally Posted by GremlinSA
"What Programming Language Should I Learn?"...
I would suggest you to learn C, C++
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September 3rd, 2008, 05:40 PM
#9
Re: Wanted: Most stupid (=best) subject
"Urgent, poor student who has no time for study, needs program that can hack into his professor's computer"
"Urgent, noob needs to code the ultimate flashy 3D game on a cell phone to impress his girlfriend"
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September 7th, 2008, 04:20 PM
#10
Re: Wanted: Most stupid (=best) subject
"How to write a function which returns true if a file is binary?"
Last edited by ovidiucucu; September 7th, 2008 at 04:26 PM.
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November 21st, 2008, 04:01 AM
#11
Re: Wanted: Most stupid (=best) subject
Here the subject has been "How To Create A User". Is there anybody out there reading that the same way I did? Explaining my minds is far beyond the topic of this forum and should be "child protected".
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November 21st, 2008, 09:03 AM
#12
Re: Wanted: Most stupid (=best) subject
Without any doubt, the worst subject line I have ever seen on Code Guru is.....
"Wanted: Most stupid (=best) subject"
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November 25th, 2008, 05:03 AM
#13
Re: Wanted: Most stupid (=best) subject
Yesterday I called this smart, today I called it stupid, one hour ago I called it nice, 5 hours later it is called BAD, ten hours later it is labeled SUPERSTAR, tomorrow I will call it ....hmm
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November 25th, 2008, 06:41 AM
#14
Re: Wanted: Most stupid (=best) subject
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November 25th, 2008, 03:45 PM
#15
Re: Wanted: Most stupid (=best) subject
My two nominees are:
1. C++ FAQs
2. Before You Post
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