From MiCk:
Mmmhhh...hot aussie kangaroo diaper sex...just right up my alley
So, you finally admitted you're gay? Look : control yourself, k? U don't wanna end up like Michael Jackson. Besides, he can afford to play with the law cos' he's dirt-rich. Besides, what's gonna happen to your 18 year old daughter?

From Tom:
I mean she's from Michigan.. when was the last time she publicly admited that?
U've been living in the tree-house for too long, playing with your squirrels. I thought I had cooked them all.
Anyway, it's all in the news since a couple of years back. Madonna and Kaballah faith. If you don't believe me, go google the thing.

From mrRee to H. Dennis:
you always has hallucination? you easily get moody? you had dotage? hard to have erection?
U've never been more right, Ree pal! Hallucination is ok, it's pretty cool.
Mood swings are ok too, it makes a guy emotional and attracts girls.
Dotage is ok, cos' Xeon dunno what it is.
But.....erectile dysfunction? What the heck, Deniz? I thought you musn't air your dirty linen in public? It's like....if I've erectile dysfunction, I wouldn't even say it! But you had it and you still advertise it so gloriously? What the $#%*, H. Dennis?

Anyway, I think cialis is good for you. Viagra is already outdated. Cialis is a very powerful and good alternative. Gotta try it. Good for you, and good for your health.

From Ree to Xeon:
did you know the adultstars of yours will grow tail and horns in there...it's disturbing when you try to engage them...and with their pointy ears and over sunburned skin, they look so 'dotdotdot'...their big fangs can get your tounge injured...
Berserk rubbish, kid! Their physical form is nice, nicer than the angels....just that their personality ain't so good. But that means they're wilder and more creative, and can try all kinda positions too. U name it, they do it.

and who is so 'dotdotdot' to tell, you can't flirt wth the angels and do the right stuff...so nonsense...
First of all, if you do it in the heavens, the exchange of body juices may just rain down onto the mortals. That's $%*% gross and disgusting, so please spare a thought for them.
Secondly, by going to heaven, you're in His presence. Do u dare to strip down and do It in front of Him?
The answer is No. So, you better think twice, kid. U still have about 50 - 65 years to think, assuming you meet no accidents etc.

now, kiddy...you must be a chinese, right?...kow tow to your senior now...you know the law...
I'm a Singaporean-Chinese, not Chinese. There's a difference.
Kow-tow? I'll only kow-tow to myself, no one elses! Besides, those crap are so age-old and ancient, even the most outdated Chinese person today don't do it.
It's like thousands of years back in China's history.

From Tom:
Nope, the Jack of Trump is the biggest card
I thought it's the Xeon of Spades?

Good day,
Professor Xeon,
Head of International Erectile Dysfunction Board(IED)